Hank- Its time for our main event, Mike. And time to find out if Maintreamer is indeed going to break the stigma that is always surrounding that championship belt.
Mike- Yes, so far, I can't recall a single champion in our one year history who has defended more than once, and not many even did that. Will Mainy become another statistic, or will he set the new trend??
Hank- This man may very well be the one who can take out the mighty Mainstreamer.
Michael D.- That is if he can survive a Mainstream Event.
Hank- Yes, we've only seen one of these before, but its Mainstreamer's specialty. A five decision match. 5 objectives must be achieved in a particular order in order to win this match. First, you must make your opponent bleed. Second, you must get a pin fall. Third, you must make the opponent submit. Fourth, you must force the opponent out of the ring and stay in it yourself for 10 seconds. The ten count doesn't start until you are back in the ring. To finish, you must execute a pre-agreed finishing maneuver to end with a 5 count pin.
Michael D.- Now, we have word that PKA wanted to put the edge into the match by making the finishing maneauver the flipping neckbreaker, also known as a Blockbuster or an Overcast, and The Mainstreamer agreed, so thats the move we are looking for to finish this match, if the one to get it can also hold down a five count pin!
"Look Into My Eyez" by Bone Thugz in Harmony plays as The Mainstreamer walks to the ring with his shades on, pretty much ignoring the booing fans. He has his nWo Championship strap over his shoulder, and hands it off to the timekeeper before stepping into the ring.
PKA and the Mainstreamer stare each other down in the ring as the fans are chanting for their favorite wrestler. The Mainstreamer fans are in minority tonight, as it seems people aren't happy with The Clique's actions lately.
The tension builds until PKA launches across the ring, nailing Mainstreamer across the temple with his cast! The Mainstreamer spins around, but comes back with a clothesline, sending the Ultraviolent one to the mat. PKA doesn't stay down, though, and he comes up behind Mainy. Mainy turns around to catch a dropkick right in the chest that sends him over the top rope to the outside.
Michael D.- Here we go!
Hank- That didn't take long.
Hank- Um...?
The Mainstreamer is getting up now, and he wastes no time going under the ring for some reinforcements.
Mike D.- Mainy's not going to follow PKA backstage. He's going to make Peek's come for him. Smart move.
Hank- Look out Mike!!
Hank and Mike scatter, along with the first few rows behind them, before the forklift drives the ring upside down on the announcers' table and part of the seats. The ring buckles and cracks down the middle, bending back toward itself. PKA comes up rubbing his head as Mainy jumps into the driver seat and hits the brake. PKA looks around and sees the mess of equipment under the ring. His eyes light up like a kid in a candy store, but Mainstreamer is flying off the seat of the heister right at Peeks. PKA snatches up a trashcan and turns just in time to catch Mainstreamer across his face with it. Mainstreamer's momentum crumples the trashcan and brings it and himself down on top of PKA.
Mike D.- Looks like both men are hurt now, and serves them right. I hate calling a match standing up.
Michael D.- The ref has just informed me that due to the incapacity of the ring, the fourth objective will be changed to whoever can keep their opponent down for five seconds... essentially making this almost into a souped up iron man match!
The ref speaks to the two men in turn, and both nod. Mainy searches around for a good enough weapon to smack the blood out of PKA, but Peeks is starting to get up off the ladder. He grabs one of the ladders and starts to set it up on the floor as Mainy picks up a fire extinguisher. PKA is climbing the ladder now, and Mainstreamer turns around just in time to see PKA flying off the ladder with a moonsault! Mainy was ripping the hose free from the extinguisher when he got hit, and a cloud of white foam explodes around the combatants. As it clears, we can see PKA with the hose in his hand, whipping the middle part at Mainstreamer's head, opening the gash some more! He scoops up the now empty can and climbs onto the forklift tines, jumping off while cradling the extinguisher. He lands right on Mainy's chest and covers 1..2...3!
Hank- Yet another objective to PKA's column, and nothing from Mainy!
Mike D.- Come on Mainy! You're my hero!
Hank- Oh please...
Michael D.- Shut up Frank.
PKA is wiping his face from foam, and he picks up the hose again, wrapping it around the Mainstreamer's neck. He chokes back on it, until the Mainstreamer grabs it and flips PKA over from behind him. PKA hits the floor, and Mainy is on top of him in a second. He has the hose now, and wraps it around his fist, the metal nozzle sticking out. He begins to pound Peeks in the jaw with it over and over, until PKA finally spits out a mouthful of blood. Mainy now has one of his objectives, and he's not slowing down. He grabs PKA up and whips him into the face of the forklift. PKA rebounds, only for Mainy to catch him in a neckbreaker across one of the forks of the heister. He climbs up onto the heister and stands on the top of the lift, dropping a guillotine onto PKA across the fork. PKA rolls off onto the floor, where Mainy covers 1..2.. no! PKA kicks out!
Hank- If its that hard to keep him down, how is Mainy going to get past the 5 count objective?
The Mainstreamer jerks PKA up by his hair and launches him toward the ring full force, but PKA runs up the broken slope up the overturned ring, and reverses with a tornado DDT! He bludgeons Mainy across the face a few times with his cast, before lifting him up and whipping him toward the crowd. Mainstreamer hits the security barrier and flips over it, but as PKA comes over to get him, comes back up with a chair and pops Peeks right across the face with it. Blood pours out of PKA's nose to add to the crimson river coming from his mouth. He doesn't slow down, however, leaping onto thte barrier and hitting a headscissors on Mainy. He sends him back over the security rail and into the mess that used to be under a ring. As he's climbing back over, the Mainstreamer sneaks over to one of the steel rampside barriers. PKA steps over the security rail and runs toward Mainy, but Mainy shoves the steel barrier into Peek's crotch, and PKA goes down holding on for dear life. The Mainstreamer turns the barrier onto its side, then lifts up one end, walking it up with his hands like a ladder.
Michael D.- Uh oh.
He gives the steel barrier a final shove, and watches as it crashes down on top of PKA, flattening him like a bug. Mainstreamer walks across the barrier ontop of PKA as the ref counts the three! Now both men have three objectives to go!
The Mainstreamer squats down and reaches through the bars grabbing PKA's wrist. He wraps his arm around it and twists as PKA begins to yell out in pain. He's going for objective number three right here and now. But PKA will not give in. Mainy twists harder and harder trying to make PKA submit, but Peeks won't have it. He's trapped, but not giving in!
Hank- PKA has got to be in a world of pain... but he's not going to give up his shot at the Championship that easily!
Mainstreamer finally gets sick of it and weaves PKA's cast through a couple of bars. He climbs off the security rail and starts lifting up one end of it. PKA's arm is twisting all to hell and wrenching in the bars, but he's still not tapping. Mainstreamer snarls in rage as he begins walking the rail up hand over hand again. PKA is standing up now with his hand caught in the rail above him. Mainy keeps pushing as beads of sweat are running down Peek's forehead and face. His feet leave the ground as Mainstreamer finally has the rail vertical. He's not believing it as PKA grimaces in hellish pain hanging by his injured wrist but doesn't give in. Mainstreamer finally lets go, only to hit PKA in the midsection with a dropkick, sending the rail with PKA still tangled up toward the ramp! It hits the ramp with a crash as half of the ramp collapses under the weight. Peeks cries out in agony.
Hank- He may have broken that wrist again!
The Mainstreamer walks onto the rail again, this time crushing his foot into PKA's arm. He goes to one knee, driving that knee into PKA's wrist. He scoops up Peek's elbow into his own, twisting the arm into unimaginable positions. PKA yells in pain as Mainstreamer yells in rage. Finally, PKA starts tapping, unable to take anymore torture to his wrist. The Mainstreamer grins as he achieves his third objective, and lets up on the wrist. He begins to step off the ramp, but Peeks catches him with his legs, locking him into a leg scissors. Mainy struggles to get loose as PKA frees his arm. He shakes it a little, wincing. Mainy is still trying to get loose from the headscissors, but PKA is focusing all he's got on it. But the pain in his wrist is distracting, and Mainstreamer finally breaks the hold. He rushes back to the weaponry, knowing he's got to get PKA down for five seconds this time. PKA gets up and gives chase, jumping onto the forklift back and jumping off with a headscissors takedown, locking in the submission once again. Mainy doesn't look to be giving up, but PKA notices a two by two nearby. He grabs it and forces it between one of his legs and Mainy's face. When its in place, he squeezes tighter and tighter, pushing the pressure of the two by two into Mainy's neck and face. Mainy isn't moving now, and the ref comes over and lifts his arm three times, watching it drop and awarding the third objective to PKA! Peek's gets up and waits as the ref counts the unconscious Mainstreamer to five!
Mike D.- Thats it! One more objective for PKA, and thats hitting the flipping neckbreaker into a five count pin, and we have a new nWo Champion!
Hank- Yes, but PKA might have made a mistake here, as Mainy has to be standing for him to hit that move!
Mainy has three objectives gone and is out cold, while PKA is one away. PKA climbs into the seat of the heister, firing it back up. He reaches into a side compartment and pulls out a roll of barbed wire and a mini cooler. He wraps the barbed wire to one of the control levers, and throws the rest of the roll out in front of the forklift. He takes the bottle and climbs onto the top of the face of the forklift. He opens the bottle and takes a huge mouthful, then spits it out all over Mainstreamer's face.
Mike D.- Genius!
Mainy comes to, shaking out the cobwebs. He looks to his side and sees the two by two that put PKA two objectives further, and wraps his hand around it. He gets up, back to Peeks, who cant see that Mainy's got wood. PKA leaps off going for the finishing move, but Mainy turns suddenly and plants the wood straight up. PKA sees it too late and botches the maneauver, landing square on his sack on top of the solid wood. He hits the floor as the male fans suddenly feel a mysterious pain in their groins and moan in unison.
Hank- Well, he's down for five seconds, heh.
PKA is indeed in pain, but he manages to get a hand on the barbed wire while Mainy is looking for a heightened spot to perform the finishing maneauver. He yanks on the barbed wire and the forklift tines begin to rise. The barbedwire catches around one of the forks, and PKA hangs on as the forks lift him to his feet!
Mike D.- Brilliant!!!
PKA is limping around, but Mainy doesn't see him. Peek's grabs the bottle and reaches for a bag amid the mess. He scoops out a handful of roofing tacks and fills the water bottle. He shoves them in until the sides of the water bottle are bulging and poking out with sharp edges. This he launches full force at the back of Mainy's head, catching him at the base of the skull and knocking him off his feet. A trickle of blood is now running from the back of Mainy's head as PKA goes back to the forklift. He's still walking carefully due to his crotch injury.
Michael D.- He's not gonna be able to fuck for a month!
Hank- MIKE!!
Hank- I thought he wanted PKA to win??
Mike D.- Obviously a crock
Hank- Can't we have a clean championship match??
Michael D.- What, and jeopardize our ratings?
Pac turns back to Mainy, who greets him with merely a raised eyebrow. Pac nods and turns to leave, only to turn back around and flip the finger at Mainy. He turns back to the ramp again to see the remaining members of The Clique waiting on the stage. Pac drops his bat and raises his hands up in mock fear. Triple X suddenly emerges from the back, knocking Wafer down with a forearm smash. He isn't up long, however, as Ichabod grabs him around the waist and lifts him up while Ender comes over and hits a 3-D on him! B-Pac runs up the ramp to assist his partner, but Mainstreamer scoops up the bat, and knocks Pac on his kidneys. Pac drops to his knees, and catches a baseball bat to the back of the head!
Hank- The Clique just took out The Elite!
Wafer is getting to his feet as Mainy turns back to attend to PKA... but he's not there! Mainstreamer turns back to his friends as PKA is seen up on the base of the Convex wearing a crimson mask! He leaps off nailing the flipping neckbreaker on The Mainstreamer and going for the pin!
Michael D.- Its over!
Hank- Enough, enough!!
Quake squares off with Wafer as Enforcer takes on Ender. Fists are traded back and forth, and Ichy would help, but he sees Triple X getting up! He rushes over, and those two are going at it now.
Michael D.- An all out war has broken out here in the main event!
PKA and Mainy are up, and PKA whips Mainstreamer into the back of the forklift. Mainstreamer hits it and winces as we can hear a rib or two crack. PKA is right behind to slam Mainy's head onto the heavy iron backing of the heister. Up on the stage, Ender whips the Violent Messiah into the Convex poles, and brings him down with a twist of fate. Quake whips Wafer down the ramp, and comes off with a Quake Air!
X and Ichy are battling close to the heister as well, and Ichy rolls X up onto the lift's seat. He starts to climb after, but receives a kick in the face, landing back down on his back. X jumps down with an elbow drop onto Ichy as PKA rolls Mainy up onto the back of the heister.
Ender has Enforcer up now and swings a right hand, but Reynolds blocks and hits a throat jab. Ender stumbles back as VM goes for a dropkick. Ender leans back and allows his opponent to hit the top of the stage.
On the floor, Wafer hits Quake between the legs and hits a scoop slam on him. He grabs one of Mainy's discarded chains and whips it across Quake's chest over and over as Quake begins to cough up blood.
Peeks and Mainy have battled their way onto the top of the face of the lift, and B-Pac is finally getting to his feet. He looks around seeing X nailing Ichabod with the empty fire extinguisher cannister to the face. He sees Enforcer taking Ender off the stage with a clothesline from hell. He sees Wafer choking Quake with the chain. Finally, he sees PKA and Mainstreamer battling it out on the top of the hydraulic lift of the heister. He grins and walks groggily over to the forklift, and climbs into the captain seat. He begins to push the lever raising the forks. The forks eventually catch Peeks and Mainy, and they are still fighting as the forks push them higher and higher into the air. Finally, the forks reach their topmost point sixteen feet above the floor. B-Pac watches with sadistic glee.
Wafer sees Pac dangling his friend in the air, and decides to stop it. He rushes to the heister, but is followed by his former opponent Enforcer
Hank- Someone is going to get seriously hurt, I can see it now...
Michael D.- God I hope so.
Up on the lift, Mainy slams PKA's head onto the back of the fork contraption. PKA looks disoriented and dangerously close to the edge, when Mainy jumps onto the top of the contraption and leaps down onto PKA with the flipping neckbreaker, carrying them both to the floor as the fans gasp in horror. They tumble down and crash into that upright ladder. Both men look knocked out.
Hank- I think I have to change my pants...
Ichabod nails X with a Bitch Thump knocking him off for a minute. Both Quake and Ender are up now, and Ender is taking a chair to Quakes face, but Quake ducks and swings for Ender. Ender ducks as well and throws the chair up, hitting a tornado kick into Quake's face through the chair.
Wafer and Enforcer both hit the forklift at the same time, but the Violent Messiah nails Wafer with a spear that carries them both crashing into B-Pac.
Ichy runs over and drags Mainstreamer's arm across PKA as the ref counts. Ichy backs off. 1..2..3..4..5!!
Michael D.- Mainstreamer retains, Mainstreamer retains!
The bell rings as Pac is knocked forward by the spear. He slams into the brake release, and the heister rolls foward toward Mainy, PKA and Ichabod. Ichy tries to untangle Mainy from the ladder as the heister rolls foward. Enforcer kicks Mainstreamer off the heister, not noticing whats going on in front of them. PKA and Mainy finally come to at nearly the same time, and Mainy gets loose. Ichy is congratulating Mainy and checking him to see if he is ok, when PKA hits Ichy with a school boy! He holds him like that as the heister rolls foward over Ichabod's left arm!! Ichabod screams in pain as the bones of his hand and arm are crushed beneath the weight of not one, but both wheels rolling over it. PKA's eyes burn with horrific hate and glee, when Mainy kicks the ever loving shit out of PKA's head! Ender rushes over and drags Ichabod away from the heister and helps him up. He checks on Ichy's arm, and Ichabod is shaking his head. The ref comes over and checks on Ichabod.
Hank- Oh no Mike... this could be the end of Ichy's wrestling career... Thats a very serious injury.
Michael D.- I don't even feel like cracking a joke.
Hank- No.. Ichabod, no!
Ichabod pours the gas over the half unconscious PKA, then holds out a hand. Wafer hands him a Zippo lighter. Ichabod holds the lighter over PKA, flicks it, and drops it quickly. He turns away as flames race across PKA's body. PKA is screaming now. The Clique is walking up the ramp, and we can hear Ichabod say something to Mainstreamer as he indicates his arm.
Ichabod- I'm done man... I can't fight like this.
PKA ACTUALLY STANDS UP, STILL BURNING!! He runs up the ramp, a ball of hellish flame, heading right for Ichabod. He screams a demonic inhuman sound as he rushes at Ichy. He looks like he's going for a spear, but Ender, Wafer, and Mainstreamer all turn at the same time and superkick him right in the head, sending him backward like a plank. They turn and help Ichabod backstage as officials rush out to put PKA out. Hank and Mike are speechless as Malice goes off the air.