Gladiator -:Record:- 2-1 |
The scene opens inside of an airplane that just took off from Boston, Massachusetts. A major snow storm closed the airport for a few days, which made it impossible for PKA and Ash to get out of there by air. PKA and Ash sit together next to each other in first class, three days after PKA's big match against Deidre. However, what is bigger? The Match itself, or what happened after? Either way, PKA walked out with the gold, as the new, the first, the only, International Champion of NWO! As Ash looks out the window of the plane, PKA admires his newly aquired championship.He turns to Ash.
"This is great, I am the first ever NWO International Champ, first ever! Can you believe that?"
"Baby, I can believe it. I knew you had it in ya, and you showed all of them didn't you?"
"Damn straight, all those other punks can bow down to me now. For those who doubted me, they can all kiss my ass. I did this all by myself damnit, all by myself."
Really? All by himself? Well, maybe that's the way he sees it but we all know of the interference by Mr.Black and Ash. That played a big part in him winning the title indeed.
"Do you realize what this belt means, Ash?"
"It means you are the International Champion, PKA."
"Alright, but what would you say my status is in the NWO right now with this belt?"
Ash thinks a second, trying to figure out what he wants her to say.
"You're..second best in the fed-
"Wrong, that's where your dead wrong."
Wrong? Well obviously Ash hit what he wanted her to say, dead on.
"Think about it, there is no World Champion crowned, is there?"
"Well, no.."
"And this title is second best ranked in the fed, right?"
She begins to see where he's going with this. She responds..
"Yes."
"I'm technically, and correct me if I'm wrong, but TECHNICALLY, I'm the best in the whole entire Netlink Wrestling Organization. Because there is no World Champ, and I hold the second best title, therefor, I am technically the best here. I am the top dog. I am the main event. I am, the big star of the NWO. My title is the highest ranked belt out of all the ones with Champions. I rule, oh yeah."
"Yes you do baby. I'm so proud, you are the most powerful man in the Netlink Wrestling Organization."
PKA hears what she says, and his eyes widen. She realizes maybe that wasn't the right thing to say, but nevertheless PKA likes the idea of being the most powerful man in the NWO. Even though, he probably isn't. PKA can't see this though.
"Well damn, Ash, you're right! I am the most powerful man here, well next to Prez Darren. And just think, I am in the high position now as the International Champion, imagine where I'll be after next Wednesday..a week from tonight, when I'm crowned the NEW, the FIRST EVER, the UNDISPUTED World Heavyweight Champion! Then, not only will I be the first International Champion..not only will I be the first World Champion..Not only will I be the first double champion..but I will STILL be the most powerful man or wrestle in the nWo. Maybe then even more powerful than Prez Darren! Imagine the money in it Ash, we'd be gettin' the big cash. But for any asshole who stands in my way, I'll have to step on 'em, run 'em down, do whatever the hell it takes to remove them from the scene, from my path."
"It seems that there are a lot of people wanting the same thing you do. There are many many people in your 'path' to the World Title you want. What are you gonna do about them, PKA?"
"What am I gonna do? Hell, I'll do what I always do! I'll give them a "Grade A" Ass kicking that they'll never forget. I'll show them why I'm the first ever International Champion. I'll show them who the man is, who the best is. I'll show why I say Perfection Kicks Ass, and maybe just maybe some of this Perfection will rub off on my opponents after I beat them into a bloody pulp and win the belt."
"Well before you get ahead of yourself, you won't have to face every man in that match, most likely. Unless you're the first one in, there's no assurance you'll have to meet up with EVERYONE at one point in time."
"True, but there is the problem that when one guy gets eliminated, they stand in the path of the ring, which means they can attack the person entering. That can't be good for me, but I'm sure it'll all work out."
You can tell that PKA wasn't too honest with himself when he said that. He is now worrying about the sort of 'lumberjacks' wandering outside the ring after they are eliminated. He wonders if he can get past them and save enough strength to last in the ring.
"But who all is in this match, anyways? I know that Brian Graves, AC Charisma, Dick, Judas and Rammer are in it, but anyone else?"
"Yeah, Spatter, Deidre, Jack Frost, Matt Styles, Nester and Nightmare."
"Looks like Gazinya Inc is all over this match, with Nester, Nightmare, and Dick in there along with myself. Surely, one of us will walk out with the gold and heh, you're looking at one that has the best shot of 'em all."
"Well Richard is the hometown hero, so to speak. Maybe the fans will rile him up so much that he will walk out with the win. You know a hometown crowd can do wonders for a wrestler."
"No, I don't. Seeing as how I've never wrestled in my hometown. But all those other people, like AC Charisma, Brian Graves and Deidre, all had better hope they don't get in the ring when I'm there. I heard AC Charisma talking the other night in a bar, what was it called?"
"Strip Inn, I believe."
"Yeah that's the one. Everyone all got quiet and shit when he walked in, until he took a drink. It was probably because of his crazy clothes, his basic look and girly walk. They were terrified that someone like yourself was in THEIR bar. See, I think you meant to head down to the next corner Bar, the one with only guys..more people like you. And if I'm not being 'straight' enough with you so you can understand, I'm talkin' bout the gay bar Mini-C. The kid is obviously confused about something, if not his sexuality. I mean did you hear how one minute he was saying how he can't wait to get his hands on Dick...*brief pause, thinking about that..*..and then the next he wants the whole Gazinya Inc. He acts like he's gonna be in the ring long enough to get us all, hell AC once one member of Gazinya Inc gets into that ring your ass won't stay a second longer! You can't match up to any of us, you're below Gazinya Inc, and that's just the way you like it! Huh?"
"Ah, a do you remember those two twins? That had to be fake you know?"
"Damn, it seems everthing AC tells himself, tells the World, and tries to believe is a lie! He tries to convince himself he is straight, but he isn't doing a very good job for me. He wants everyone to believe he will take out all of Gazinya Inc, but we all know that's IMPOSSIBLE! And now he wants us to give in to the fact he has two hot twins on him."
Ash gives PKA, 'the eye'.
"Oh, but not as hot as you Ash. Moving on..they could barely talk right, I mean it sounded like a horny teenager gave them their lines. Did you write their material AC? Because if you actually want us to believe they are all over you because of how you look, boy please, you are lying to yourself on this one more than ever. The nWo doesn't need a Champion who lies, and makes a fool out of himself every week, they need someone like me, PKA. Someone who has..well..my Perfect Attributes!"
"Well also don't forget to get his ass back for what he did to my face two weeks ago. And damnit, speaking of which my face was almost heeled completely until Deidre's dumb ass hit me with knucks!"
"Well damn, you don't have good luck. *laugh* But have no fear, I'll get AC Charisma back, he is STILL on my hitlist. He slipped away at Malice, somehow. I'll find him at Gladiator. And as for Deidre, I can take care of her in the Gladiator match if we meet. Plus, I'm sure she'd love to get her hands on me after losing on Sunday. But I warned her, and its not my fault she's a helpless little girl. I'm just too damn good for her. But if she wants to get some revenge on me, she knows where to find me at the Pay Per View. I'll be waiting in the ring for her, waiting..to toss her out just like all the rest."
"What about Brian Graves? After that attack on you-
"Screw Brian Graves! That jealous bastard! Can he show his jealousy for me any more than he already has? Its obvious, he was jealous that I got the International title shot while he faced Rammer for the Television Title. He was jealous that I was in a stable that will soon rule all of NWO, and he wanted to be noticed and in the spotlight by attacking all of us. He knew the cameras would be around any Gazinya Inc member so he struck them all, including me. That kick didn't feel too damn good, I had a splitting headache all night. And damnit you can bet your ass, Brian Graves is a main target of mine. He can offer little TV Title shots all he wants for whoever eliminates Dick, but he had better steer clear of the World Title shots, for handing them out. He has no right saying who I'll defend my title against once I win it, right?"
PKA smiles, and Ash nods her head agreeing.
"I mean its as good as mine, I'm on a roll! Brian Graves is a confused man, and actually, a marked man. He is the target of many people in the Gladiator match because of Dick's bounty he set up, and BG isn't even sure who his allies are anymore. He thinks he can trust someone one second, but then questions them the next. Even Angel is worried for his well being. Hey BG why don't you stay at home and watch Gladiator in your little booties and under your blankie in you whittle bed with your mommy Angel. I'm sure she'll protect ya, and you won't have to worry about getting the hell beat out of you by every single NWO Gladiator participant. And while I'm aligned with the so called 'devil' as you put it, you can be at home with your Angel, dreaming away of what could've been, if you had just GOTTEN SOME BALLS!"
The stuartess walks up to PKA and asks him to please quiet down. PKA waves her away and she walks away pissed.
"Oh don't forget, Friday you're booked on David Letterman on CBS."
"Yeah I remember, should be interesting. Look if he tries to pull any crap on me that old man is gonna get his ass knocked the hell out just like all the rest of the people in Gladiator!"
"Yeah well calm down around him, you may give him a heart attack."
PKA grins, and Ash sort of punches PKA on the arm..not hard, but just in an easy sort of way. She laughs and so does he.
"Well ya know? He needs to watch what he says."
"Well still, take it easy. Plus its network television, so keep the language clean.."
"Look I don't need you preaching to me about all 'this, I'm sure I'll get it all before the show from the producers any ways so chill out. I think I'm gonna crash, maybe you should too. We have a while 'til we get to The Big Apple."
"Good idea."
Ash lays her head on PKA's shoulder, and he rests his head on her's. He whispers something more to her..
"Its a chance in a lifetime Ash, and its mine, all mine."
The scene fades to black.
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