The scene opens up in New York at the LATE SHOW with David Letterman. We are backstage with PKA and Ash in the green room where they are treated to snacks such as chips, dip, fruit and vegetables.PKA and Ash spent a few days at Gazinya Estate hanging out with Dick and Nester, but now they are back on the job. PKA is set to go out next as the second guest of the night being preceded by Simon from American Idol.

"Ya know Ash this shit is pissing me off. Why the hell am I on second? Huh? Why does Simon get more time than Me? I mean why is he important? He's not! I'm the International F'n Champion of NWO damnit, and he is just a stupid judge on American Idol!"

"Well ya know sometimes they make mistakes. I'm sure they see you as just as important but just go out there and plug the show and get it over with."

"Oh I'll plug the show alright. Maybe I should plug my foot up Letterman's ass as well!"

"Save that energy for Gladiator."

"Hey babe I'm full of energy. I have more Charisma than AC CHARISMA. I have more Extreme in me than Brian Graves. I am way cooler than Jack Frost, I have tons more style than Matt Styles, I can fly higher than Judas, and I scare the hell out of those whimps more than Deidre..err wait a second..I meant to say Spatter my bad. Oh, and I can definately kick more ACE than The Ace of Spades Rammer."

"Aight that's cool. Hey look"

She points at the door where a man has just walked in with a headset on.

"They're ready for you PKA."

"Aight I'm coming. Ash, you stay here, I'll be back in a little bit."

He gets up, and kisses Ash. He follows the guy to the intro where we can hear Dave announcing PKA.

"Its live on Pay Per View this Wednesday..ladies and gentalmen "Grace A" Peeka"

The hell? PKA comes out as the band hits a crappy version of his theme music with their guitars and keyboards. PKA raises his arms as he comes out and the crowd gives a mixed reaction. PKA shakes hands with David and then with Simon. Simon sits on the couch as PKA sits down in the chair and the music stops.

"Well uh, welcome. Did I say your name right?"

"No ya didn't. You said Grace A Peeka, well my name is "GRADE A" P-K-A. It isn't all one word like you said it, Peeka, nah. Its PKA, three letters."

"Oh well I'm very sorry."

"Yeah sure you are."

"Well tell us what is the meaning of Gra--Grade A?

"Right."

"Grade A?"

"Well Dave it really means I'm the best. "Grade A" means that you're the best 'egg in the carton' if you will. And I'd be the Egg, the Netlink Wrestling Organization would be the carton."

"Well do you ever get scared when you go to work?"

"I'm sorry-?"

"Of getting cracked."

DA DA BAAAM! The drums sound as Paul Schaffer beats as Dave made a joke. The crowd laughs.

"You know cause you're the egg and all. Its a dangerous job isn't it?"

PKA tries to sell his joke, but just doesn't find any humor in Letterman making fun of his nickname.

"Well I tend to hold my own, and I try my best not to get broken or cracked."

Dave examines his cue cards.

"Well it says here that you are the ..International Champion?"

"Yeah that's right, the International Champion in the NWO. Its the second bes title in the fed and I'm damn proud of it."

"What did you have to do to get it?"

PKA pauses and gasps...here comes the laughter..

"I had to beat a woman by the name of Deidre-

"Whoa a girl?!"

Dave laughs and so does some of the audience.

"Must've been hard to do."

"Trust me, she isn't some woman who struts around in a bra and panties like you see in that big wrestling promotion, she's a wrestler. I earned that title and I'd appreciate it if you didn't disrespect me like that."

"Alright I appologize. Let's move on. This Wednesday the Netlink Wrestling Organization, is having a pay per view is that right?"

"Bingo."

"Please tell us some about that.'

"WELL, Davey, its this Wednesday as you said LIVE on Pay Per View. Its the first pay per view that NWO has ever had intitled Gladiator. There is a huge Gladiator match in which I am involved actually where almost the whole roster will participate in for a shot at the World Championship. Two people are in the ring at a time and when one person gets tossed out they guard the entrance for when new people come to the ring they act as lumberjacks, even sometimes attacking the person entering. Its very exciting, and I can't wait to get into it."

"Sounds like a great show. Say uh, what are your chances in winning it?"

"That's a joke right? Paul, hit it!"

Paul hits the drums..da da baaam!

"But seriously I know I'll win because I have all the qualities of a World Champion. I am a good looking champ, we've all seen me with the International Title and I look great with Gold around my waist! I have the body of a good champion, and I can defend against almost any person who wants some of me. I have the speed to out run and outlast any competitor in the NWO, which means I can make longer and more entertaining matches for the people. Its all in one big Grade A Package Jay-

"No I'm Dave."

"Oh right my bad Craig. Anyways, I really believe the show is going to be great and I urge you all to order it by name for this Wednesday on Pay Per View: GLADIATOR!"

"Well we need to take a break thankyou PKA-

"WAit up a second, I have a good top 10 of my own of why the NWO needs to have me as a Champion Conan!

10: If I don't hold the belt, its priceless!

9: If AC Charisma gest the title, he'd likely use it as a sex toy!

8: Its obvious, that Brian Graves is not World Title level, but Television Title level.

7: If Judas held the World Title he'd probably put bite marks in it and ruin it for good.

6: Deidre already has too much weight on her upperbody, thanks to her breasts!

5: With all the cards he plays, Rammer doesn't have time to be World Champion.

4: I am a fighter. I don't back out, then go back in, back out, then change my mind again like Tyson!

3: The strap isn't adjustable to go around a Dick!

2: Being Champion of all nations isn't enough.

and the number one reason NWO needs me as their World Champion: Everyone else in the NWO has too long of names for the imperfectionists out there to remember! Vote PKA!

Paul hits the music, as David Letterman sends us into a commercial. The scene fades to black.

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