Kris Red: Yo man what's up? Can I get an autograph?

Kris and PKA laugh.

PKA: Sure Kris.

PKA signs a photo of himself and hands it to Kris. Kris takes it and then walks behind the table and sits down with PKA as the next person comes up.

Kris Red: So what's goin' on? I saw you last Wednesday at Target Locked, good stuff. How you feeling?

PKA signs another picture and shakes a person's hand. Then turns to Kris.

PKA: What do you mean?

Kris Red: Well you got pretty crazy in that match, I was just wondering if you suffered any injuries dude.

PKA: Ah, nah man that's the stuff I was born to do. What you saw out there was the PKA everyone else will soon learn to know. What I did at Target Locked against Ken Zero was nothing compared to the future matches I'll have, trust me.

PKA smiles at Kris then greets the next fan. He signs the photo and Kris starts to talk again.

Kris Red: So where was Ashley?

PKA: Ash, she was at home. I am gonna have her stop accompanying me to the ring, because in the past it has gotten a little rough on her and I don't want to put her though that stuff. Especially now because of what I've decided to do with my career, the extreme style and all.

Kris Red: Good call. I wouldn't want her getting hurt either. So, what's next for "Grade A".

They laugh.

PKA: If you mean do I have a match, yes, actually, I got two agendas to take care of-wait scratch that, I got three agendas to take care of this Sunday on Malice. First I am going to teach Carter Lambert a thing or two about how much of a mistake he made when he attacked me last week after I won my match. Second, I am going to referee his match with Chandra Desdemona, -

Kris cuts him off-

Kris Red: You callin' it straight down the line? Or what?

PKA: Are you insisting I would..CHEAT?

Kris Red: Well...your motto-

PKA: You are a smart smart man you are Kris, and right you are! My motto is cheat to win and hell yes, I'm going to make that match hell for Carter! But wait that's not all, I am scheduled to compete one, on one, with the former nWo Television and World Champion, "The Ace of Spades" Rammer. And ya know what is cool about that shit?

Kris raises his eyebrows as to ask 'what?'.

PKA: Main Event dogg! And this time I will not lose like I did the last Time I got this shot.

PKA continues signing photographs, as the line though is almost finished because of the velvet rope already put up a few minutes ago..almost closing time!

Kris Red: That was against Graves, wasn't it? He's pretty tough so you shouldn't worry about that, besides you took him to the limit and it wasn't your fault you lost. This match with Rammer should be awesome though, did you see his pay per view match?

PKA: Yeah. One hell of a match it was! His match was almost as wild and crazy as mine was, but hey you can't nearly get as atrocious, brutal, and crazy as PKA can in matches! And if Rammer wants to come back and say that his match was the better one because it was main event, I shall laugh at him and spit into his face and deny it! If he wants to see a better main event match, tell him to have someone videotape this coming Malice so he can watch it while in the hospital bed in Roanoke!

Kris Red: Roanoke has a hospital?

PKA: If it don't, he's in a lot of trouble. So hey speaking of which, why the hell are you in Virginia anyways?

Kris Red: Oh I have been in town, and I went to see Ash. She told me you would be here at this autograph session today so I knew where to find you. I just wanted to catch up. Last time I saw you was on that gimmick commercial we made against AC Charisma, wow, what a crazy mo fo!

PKA: For real man! But hey, you gonna be at Malice? I could get you tickets. It'd be cool to have you there, afterall you could witness my brutal new style up close..and PERSONAL! HAHA!

Kris Red: Aight man, I'm game, just hook me up.

PKA: Oh no problem. So what do you think of Rammer? I think he's a pretty good wrestler and all, because hey he was the nWo Champion. He Beat Dick Gazinya for the title!

Kris Red: He's good, possibly someone you should watch out for. You know you two have something in common, right?

PKA: Yep, BG, right?

PKA signs the last photo and then gets up and waves to some fans looking on who thank him for their autographs and all. PKA grabs his International Championship and puts it over his shoulder as Kris now gets up as well. They begin to walk towards the parking lot.

PKA: This match with Rammer should be good. I mean its Main Event so I am going to make sure its the best! Even if its not for my title I'm still gonna put it all on the line and go all out on him. That's why I'm gonna call up Ichabod and request this match become a No Disqualification match!

Kris Red: You gonna go "Grade A" on his ass!?

PKA: You can bet your red ass on that! So can Rammer, his stupid ass self, thinking he can is so great because he was the first TV Champion. You know he won that thing in his hometown? Then he gets beat by Brian Graves for the TV title, and then wins the World Title from Dick. So in all reality BG Should had gotten the first shot at Rammer but things are out of whack these days its so damn pitiful ya know? Same is gonna be for Rammer though, his whole body is gonna feel out of whack after the pain and punishment I put him through on Malice. He doesn't know what its like to get ultra violent I'm sure, but he will soon know. He won't get the whole idea, but I'll give him a little hint, and let me tell you this, just like Ken Hero, he won't be coming back for seconds! Rammer was nothing more then a paper champion, on both accounts. He never deserved the World Title, he barely deserved the TV title. Hell, he couldn't even keep his stupid ass show on the air and now he expects to beat the only, the reigning, the BEST International Champion in Netlink Wrestling!? HA! I have held this title for over two months and Rammer will find out why!

They arrive at the parking lot and PKA takes his keys out and hits the button on his car alarm remote. It 'beep beep's and PKA opens the drivers side door. Kris leans against the car as PKA puts his title on the passenger seat.

PKA: So what are you gonna do?

Kris ReD: I think I'mma chill here..where you staying?

PKA: Here let me write the address of the hotel down..

PKA grabs a peice of paper from the glove box and takes out the marker from his pocket which he used to sign the photographs. He hands it to Kris and Kris nods, putting it into his pocket.

Kris Red: Aight man I'll catch you later. Wanna catch a bite to eat today?

PKA: Sure, I need to head over to the hotel and take a shower though because I'm feelin' like shit, its hot as a mother out here dude and I'm sweatin' all over. Hey I may be goin' with Ash but a man has to look proper for the random lady!

Kris Red: (laughing) I hear ya Phil. I'll give you a call later. Peace!

Kris walks off towards his car as PKA gets into his own. He turns to the camera one last time.

PKA: Rammer face facts that you are nothing compared to "Grade A" PKA and you never will be. Wanna try and prove me wrong on Malice? Go for it! I'll be ready. Oh and let's just hope for your sake, Ichy doesn't aprove my stipulation!

PKA slams the car door and starts it up. He pulls out and drives on out the parking lot as the scene fades to black!