PAIN KICKS ASS
NeXt MaTcH 4/27 Malice [Vs] Rammer
W/L/D ReCoRd 6-2-0
AcCoMpLiShMeNtS WoW European[2] AAA Cruiserweight[1] nWo International[Current]
The scene opens in a dance club. Its dark outside now, its kind of chilly, with a ten mile an hour wind from the east. There is a long line of people waiting to get past the great wall of a man the bouncer is, as he stands there straight up like a wall guarding the door, with a velvet rope making sure nobody passes. Just then a red mustang pulls up and comes to a stop in the parking lot. PKA and Kris Red exit the car and walk up the the front while many people are complaining but they just flip them off. PKA and Red look up at the guy who stands there, now looking down at them angrily.

PKA: Yo homie what up! C'mon back up back up let us in..

They start to try and go past but the guard puts his monsterous arm in the way pushing PKA away.

PKA: Whoa what the hell? I am the nWo International Champion damnit! Kris tell him.

Kris Red: The one and only! Right there!

PKA: That's right, now what? Let us pass.

Bouncer: Sir, please move on to the back of the line, it does not matter who you are.

PKA shoves Kris.

PKA: Who the hell is this guy? Huh?

Kris shrugs his shoulders and shakes his head agreeing with PKA in that question..Kris looks up at the bouncer.

Kris Red: Just let us pass on by man, it isn't that big of a deal.

Bouncer: Oh but it is! Please I will ask you nicely once more..both of you get yourselves to the back of the line or leave.

PKA and Kris huddle and begin to exchange words. They walk back to the guy.

Bouncer: Yea?

PKA: Ya know what? If you let us pass and get in the club, we'll uh well, give you free fifth row tickets to Malice. Hey, good deal heh?

The Bouncer has had enough. He grabs PKA and Kris by the collars of their shirts and lifts them up. They start shaking and complaining and he puts them down. PKA adjusts his gear and looks up at the guy now not as cocky.

PKA: Yo, we don't wanna be in this joint anyways. C'mon Kris, let's find another club.

They walk off towards their vehicle but PKA pulls Kris aside.

PKA: I ain't takin' that shit from him! I am getting in there. Are you with me?

Kris Red: You know it! Let's not do anything crazy though-

PKA: Okay, here's the deal, we're gonna climb up that ladder right there, break into the venting system and then climb through the vents 'till we find an opening and..

Kris cuts him off.

Kris Red: Wait the hell up! Where do you get these ideas of yours??

PKA: I saw it on the Simpsons once, what? It isn't a good idea?

Kris Red: If you are a yellow animated person on FOX hell yeah go for it but hey we could just use that door right there.

Kris points to a door with a few metal trash cans in front of it. Looks like nobody uses it. PKA shakes his head in embarassment and walks over to the trash can with Kris behind him. They move the trash cans out of the way and PKA slowly opens the door and peaks in. They find themselves in the kitchen! PKA and Red walk in and duck down so nobody sees them. They sneak out of the kitchen and then into the main dance floor. They are relieved they made it through alright. They head up to the bar when all of a sudden someone that had just entered sees the two inside the bar and tells the bouncer. The bouncer tells another one of the big guys who then walks over to PKA and Kris. Before they could even take a drink of their beverages the guard comes over and takes them right from their hands! PKA and Kris stand up quickly.

PKA: What the hell?!

Guard: You don't belong in here, get out!

PKA: What chu talkin' bout I don't belong here? The hell if I don't! Besides who the hell are you to tell me if I can stay or go? I'll stay right here (sits down) and have a good time if I feel like it. So back off.

The guard grabs PKA by his shoulder and pulls him away and does the same to Kris. PKA kicks the guy in the groin and then grabs a beer bottle, smashing it over his head as many people scream and cause comotion which gets the other guard's attention! PKA and Kris get the hell out of there and then all of a sudden two guards get in their way. They grab PKA and Kris and toss them into a wall. PKA grins and grabs a wooden chair and hits the guy in the gut with it! He then lifts it up and brings it down smashing it over his back! Red grabs a beer bottle and swings at a guy that goes to hit him but the guy ducks and knocks out Kris! PKA goes to help him. The guy swings, PKA ducks, knees him in the face with a high knee lift and then attempts to toss him over the bar but the guy is too strong and he reverses it, tossing PKA over the bar counter into the glass mirror on the wall! Glass falls on PKA and his body becomes bloody. Kris is bleeding out of his nose also. Finally some rational people break up the fight and offer to help the two stars. PKA insists on leaving on his own terms while Red does get some help. PKA ends up getting help out even though he resists and doesn't want it. They get outside and the men offer to get PKA and Red a taxi but PKA says that he has it. They get in their car and Red grabs some Kleenex from the glovebox and whipes his nose putting pressure on it so it won't bleed anymore. PKA has blood all over his body and he starts up the car. He turns to Kris.

PKA: Did you see that back there? That was amazing, it was brutal, and it was crazy..And that is just the way I like it. I hope Rammer sees all that and sees me doing just fine now..because he can see just how I am willing to take pain even if I don't give all the pain. Rammer wants to talk about how he is some big shot who can go all out and outlast me? Well screw that! Rammer is going to find out first handed just who in the hell I am and why I say that I am one sick son of a bitch!

PKA turns his attention to the camera in the back seat.

PKA: Rammer, blood, see this? ITS BLOOD! I know you know what blood is but do you know what you have to go through in order to get bloody? You have to take pain and agony and a whole lot of crap I don't think you are ready for nor will you ever be ready for! This is a new PKA and now you want to play copycat and try to be like me and act tough and hardcore like me? Fine, try, try, TRYYY! I don't care, but its your funeral in the end Rammer!

PKA pulls out of the parking lot as the scene fades to black.