PKA and Ash walk the streets of Detroit on a cool, breezy day. PKA wears his own trademark Jeans, but has a white Turtle neck on. He also has a PKA Beanie over his head. Ash wears long leather pants, a sweater and a scarf goes around her neck. The wind pushes her hair in front of her eyes and she flips it away with her free hand. PKA and her chat while they walk the streets.
"So what do you think of this place? Detroit, Rock City?"
"Honestly, it stinks. This place is nothing compared to Wichita, its too bad we have to spend time here."
"I agree, I mean think of the no namers that come from this stink hole. Like Tim Allen, Barry Sanders, Eminem, and Kid Rock. See, no real stars are from Detroit. They are lucky to have me here, because otherwise this city and State would just have another boring day. But now, I grace them with my precense. Ya know its not every day they see a Perfect Superstar as myself walk their crap sidewalks. I should get paid to do this."
"Oh totally! I agree, we are by far the most important people here."
Suddenly, from out of a coffee shop, with a bunch of cameras behind them is Kid Rock and Pamela Anderson.
"Excuse me! But I believe you just said something, I don't quite agree with. You dissing Detroit?"
PKA and Ash look at each other, and PKA looks over at Kid Rock with a cocky grin on his face.
"Yeah, I am. Why do you care, Kid."
Kid Rock gets a look in his eyes of displeasure after PKA called him 'kid'.
"Kid? Oh no you address me with Mr. Kid Rock, who the hell do you think you are boy?"
"Damnit, who am I? WHO AM I? Ash, Who Am I? He wants to know, WHO AM I?"
"What the hell? You don't know who HE is? Ugh!"
"Exactly! Its unbelievable, my name is "Grade A" PKA, and I am by far the best looking, best entertaining, and best star ever to grace this rotten city!"
"Oh really? You know, I think I recognize you afterall yeah uhhuh. You're that wrestler guy aren't you? Whats the place..."
"Netlink Wrestling.."
"Yeah that's right Pam, the NWO company. I pay attention to that, its funny though I don't remember much about you! You must be the one they just toss in there to fill a card huh?"
"You need to watch what you say about PKA. He has a VERY important MAIN EVENT match this week against Brian Graves. "
"Yeah HONEY, I know. Whenever I'm not busy, I sometimes pay attention to your little promos on that NWO channel or whatever. You know, PKA, its funny you call me 'kid', because that's exactly what Graves called you..is it not?"
"Yeah, whats your point? I'm no kid, if that's what you're implying. I'm all man, and you can see that in the ring when I perform. Graves just likes to talk like he knows something about me, he doesn't know shit!"
"Wait up now kiddo, let's be professional about this! There's no need to get all bitchy...that's her job."
Kid Rock points to Ash, and PKA darts for Kid Rock but his body guards stop him from attacking the star.
"You'd better watch what you say! Or after I'm done with Brian Graves I'll come and get your ass! Or as a matter of a fact, why don't I use you as a warm up for Brian Graves? Not like I need to warm up, he isn't gonna be any type of big threat! But if you wanna go we can go!"
"Damn boy, why don't you chill out. No need to be actin' all ' Cocky' man! Besides, if you're gonna be cocky, you better have the stuff to back it up. Know what I mean?"
"Yeah I know what you MEAN! You wanna see that I got the 'stuff' to back it up? Well watch Malice this Sunday if you ain't too busy with your hoe over there. Then you'll see that I got the 'stuff' that this City, this state, and the whole NWO has been looking for. There isn't a damn person that can stop me. Not you, not her, not Barty B Bad, nobody! Nobody will stop me from taking out that so called Extreme Legend. Brian Graves will get an A-Plus Ass kicking on Sunday, just like you would if these guards weren't here."
"You talk too much trash to make me believe you got the 'stuff' punk. I think I will watch this Sunday, and see how much you can take. But don't forget it, I'm the one who tried to convince you. All your cockiness, ain't gonna pay off. You're just gonna get tossed around this world like the no name, YOU are. You think people want to see you in the main event? You are nothing compared to Brian Graves."
"How do you know? Huh? I deserve to be the main eventer just as much as Brian Graves deserved that protein blast last week. BG is gonna get a blast of something else this week, but it won't be from Dick. It'll be from me! That's right, the thing he's gonna be blasted with is a nice shot of reality. Look at him, he may have the height advantage, but when you compare our physiques, I out do him in all categories. Look at me, I'm 20-20 in the arms, 30-30 in the chest, and besides, I got the abs that can't be matched by anyone in the NWO. I'm as perfect as you can get, and my perfect record in the NWO continues Sunday, and then farther beyond it will continue. Win after win, ass kicking..after ass kicking. You'll see Kid Crock, because I'm the next big thing in the NWO, you WILL SEE."
"You know PKA, you bore the hell out of me. Come on Pamela, let's go back inside I don't have anymore time for this guy."
They turn around, as Pamela flips her hair at Ash and PKA and gives them an evil eye. Kid Rock takes her by the arm, and leads her into the coffee shop, holding the door for her.
"Yeah you better go back inside, I don't feel like talkin' to you anymore anyways!"
PKA and Ash turn the way they were walking before Kid Rock came out, and continue walking.
"You know Ash, I can't believe the things he said. Do you honestly believe him when he said I didn't deserve to be in the Main Event? I wanna know your honest opinion."
"Well dear, it really doesn't matter what I say, its what you do in the ring. If you can prove to yourself that you are a great wrestler, by going out there and defeating Graves, I'm sure you'll find the answer to be yes, you are a deserving Main Eventer."
"I think this Sunday, people will see a different side of PKA. Last Sunday, was just a warm up against AC Charisma. He was hardly a challenge, did you see the way I punked him out in that ring. BLAM! He went down in an instant. Nothing can stop me. Nothing."
"Yeah I saw, what a match. But what's up next, on Malice is your next shot at proving you mean business."
"Exactly. I will prove why I say I'm the next big thing in the NWO. I will prove that there is a good reason I'm in the main event. I'll prove that I have the 'stuff', needed to beat Brian Graves. He's hyped up to be a great star, because he's done countless things in his career. He's had many titles, lots more than I have ever held. He's done bigger things that I ever have, but maybe that's because he hasn't had PKA in his path? Well, we'll find that out soon enough won't we?"
"You could have a point PKA. What will everyone think if you beat Brian Graves? You will get noticed, and people like kid Rock won't be wondering who you are. You'll get that respect you deserve, you know this?"
"Yeah, I can't wait. This Sunday, Brian Graves versus PKA, Main Event, right here in Detroit. You know what else I'll prove this Sunday? I'll prove that when I say its my time, I mean it!"
Ash nods her head at PKA, and smiles. They embrace, and PKA gives her a kiss. They continue walking down the sidewalk hand in hand, as the scene fades to black.
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