Misty: Men.
Matt: What?
Misty: You're all the same. What's with a woman's breasts that makes you want to just drool all over the table?
Matt: I don't..
He pauses and takes a look down at the table, and sees some drool. He whipes it up with a napkin sitting there.
Matt: I don't know what you're talking about. Besides, women are the same way.
Misty: Okay I don't even want to go into this kind of a conversation with you. Let's talk about why we are meeting here anyways.
Matt: Well all right. I had this idea, on how maybe we can catch Adam Payne. Its said that he has a very short temper.
Misty: All right.. but how can we use that as evidence to put him away?
Matt: No no, see, he has a short temper, so we go watch him, see what his day to day life is like, and see if that's true. We can't just take people's word for things if we're going to do it right, we've got to experience his rage first hand.
Misty: Well, he has a wrestling match each week, why don't you go watch him wrestle?
Matt: If I go, so will you.
Misty: I don't care, we can go. I used to watch that stuff when I was a kid, I kind of like it anyways.
Matt: I took the liberty of finding out when he has matches.
Matt Stevens pulls some papers out of a briefcase he has beside him and gives them to Misty. She looks over them.
Matt: He has a match this Thursday in WCCW, and then another in NWO a few days after that, with no specific date though.
Misty: Well then, let's get ready, we're going to...
She examines the paper, looking for a location and finds it.. she points to it showing Matt..
Misty: ..there.
We switch scenes to PKA's home, where we see him and Adam Payne talking.
PKA: Damnit! You know what really sucks?
Adam Payne: Well damnit, you've said it time and time again that our losses at New Force Rising sucks!
PKA: Damn f'n right! I mean come on now! I was going to win the NWO TV Championship and officially be the International Champion but NOOO!! Damn Quake and Shane Ryder had to be little bitches!
Adam Payne: How the hell do you think I feel? I lost to The Enforcer in the Brutality Championship match.
PKA: Things around here have been pretty f*cked up lately, and they'll change!
Adam Payne: Oh damn right they'll change.. but how do you plan on making things change? I say we destroy everyone in our path.
PKA: That's kind of my point there, because when we came in we were unstoppable and now we're subject to losing to punks like Shane Ryder, Quake, and The Enforcer!
Adam Payne: Well, no more!
PKA: That's right, no more! You see I suggest that from now on, any match that involves me, be no disqualification. That's what I'm gonna take to our boss.
Adam Payne: You mean the WoW Champion?
PKA: Yeah nobody cares about that though, he's still loyal to us. Quake and Shane Ryder are our opponents for the next Malice.
Adam Payne: I know I heard.. Tag Team Championship match too.
PKA: Yeah, well that's no problem. I wonder what The Quake One and The Violent One are gonna say? I bet they'll act all cocky and shit because of how badly they beat my ass at New Force Rising, but to hell with them. If they want to beat my ass like that again, I say let's do it in the match, and change things up a bit!
Adam Payne: No DQ?
PKA: NO DQ! That's Right! And not only do we make this match no disqualification, but I suggest that it be a ladder match!
Adam Payne: Uh..
PKA: What? What's wrong?
Adam Payne: Well.. how in the hell am I going to climb a ladder! I'm 6'10" damnit!
PKA: It's pretty damn easy, you just put one foot on the..
Adam Payne: I know how, you smart ass! I'm sayin' I'm not exactly the fastest person in this match.
PKA cuts him off.
PKA: Look, you just stay on the mat and keep those Grade A Assholes away from me, I'll climb the ladder and retain our Titles for us, simple as that. But hey, I don't know why we're even discussing a game plan for a ladder match, you know they won't accept the challenge.
Adam Payne: There's no question to that. But its their best bet if they want to have any chance at winning. If they take us on in a regular one on one match, face to face, mano a mano, then we'll knock their f*ckin' heads off!
PKA: Well, maybe you will.. I'll have to grab a weapon and then we'll be even.
They both laugh.
PKA: Come Malice, Aggravated Assault reclaims their spot as the most sadistic, evil, unpredictable Tag Team in the NWO!
Adam Payne: They can bring the ladders, we'll bring da pain!!
With that said.. the scene fades to black.