Aggravated Assault

Flashback::

Picture this- PKA's girlfriend, Ash, and best friend/tag team partner, Adam Payne, are sitting at a restaurant eating dinner. This restaurant is very, very high class. PKA has no idea what's going on. He has no clue that his girlfriend of many years is cheating on him, and his best friend is stabbing him in the back. Meanwhile, at this same restaurant, sits Detective Misty Bradford, one of the Detectives who are trying to take down Payne, and her Mother. What an odd situation we had last week. Ash and the Mother actually had a good talk in the Ladies Room. After the cameras quit rolling, there was a confrontation between the two, as they peiced two and two together. Ash and Adam Payne would stay out all night after conversing with Misty and The Mother, but that didn't last very long. Payne didn't even know who Misty was, so that was good for her. Ash and Adam wouldn't be home until 7am. PKA would be there to 'greet' them. That wasn't a pretty sight.
While Misty is away with her mother, Detective Matt Stevens had been plotting to take down Payne. He hired another man to go on after Payne, to try and get him at this time when stress has to be at an ultimate high. When he will let this man loose is unknown.

We open up at the gym where we see PKA working out alongside a few other guys and girls.

PKA: Yeah, and then they came home like at Seven in the morning. I'm not too sure what the hell is going on between Ash and Adam.

Man 1: I thought they were just going to take care of business?

Man 2: Oh it sounds like they took cre of business, all night long.

PKA: Why don't you shut the fuck up? Ash isn't cheating on me. She wouldn't do that.

Man 1: I don't know. It seems like she's messin' around on you.

PKA: She has better not be. If she is, that ass is on the front lawn immediately. Same with Adam, his ass is out too. But, I just .. damn you all, don't put those thoughts into my head. I was telling you about my match at Ring Wars and you got me talking about my personal life you stupid shits.

Man 2: At least this 'stupid shit' has a woman who's faithful.

PKA stands up and gets up in the man's face. The Man 1 comes and breaks them up.

Man 1: All right guys, chill out. Calm down. PKA, you go on, tell us about your match.

PKA backs up and has a seat, looking across at Man 2 as he does the same.

PKA: I got this big ass match at Ring Wars that has like...twelve people in it including me. The International, Trivia, and Brutality Titles are on the line. I'm a former International Champ, the first one ever and the youngest champion ever. Christian Wright holds the belt currently. I've beat his ass before and there's nothing that could stop me from doing it again. Even tough I have to team up with him and Johnny Vain... oh yeah there's Brimstone too.. I'm still on my own here. I hate relying on other people to get me a win. Seems like they've had the same attitude tihs week also. I've had Vain and Wright leaving all kinds of messages on my Answering machine all week long about getting together to strategize.. nothing from Brimstone though.

Man 1: So why don't you get with them?

PKA: Because punks like you two are keeping me home to keep an eye on Ash. The Trivia champ is Big Bossman, WWE reject, damn, what the hell? Why's he in WoW? Doesn't he know this isn't the place for him. He won't last here. Other WWE wrestlers have tried it before in the WoW. Essa Rios, Steve Austin, hell I even think Daffney was here and their fate was all the same- they bombed out! The Big Bossman is nothing but a security guard with elbow pads. He should be standing at the entrance to a mall store or something looking under little girl's dresses. That sick bastard. He probably already does that! And B-Pac, one of his partners, I know this punk. We had a little confrontation a few weeks back when he wnated me to join up with The Elite.. I said fuck no. Of course I as then jumped but shit happens. Now B-Pac is gonna get the same returned to him, and he can bet his ass that I'll bring the pain! His other two partners are two no-names that are of no concern to me nor do I really know a damn thing about them, Seth Raide and Malakian.. but on the other team, now there we go. Enforcer, he's a good wrestler, he's a hardcore wrestler.. the Brutality Champion in fact. He thinks he knows Brutality? What the hell does Enforcer know about being brutal? A lot of people here like to act like they are hardcore because the powers that be book them in hardcore match stipulations, so they go along with it. And everyone seems to look over the fact that I am the most hardcore wrestler to ever step foot in the NWO! The Enforcer had better hold on tight to that Brutality Title, because after Ring Wars he'll be lucky if he even has any arms to hold the belt with let alone if he has the belt even! I wouldn't mind being the Brutality Champion. I could cut it I think.

PKA grins and looks on at the Men.

PKA: Just think, all of my matches are hardcore anyways, might as well have a belt to go along with it? But why the Brutality Title when I could have something better? I could go ahead and win the International Championship, make it a two timer. Finally I'd get what's rightfully mine, BACK! In the process of stealing the show at Ring Wars, I get to beat the shit out of Shane Ryder, the man who has yet to feel the revenge I have in store for him. He thought he was some hot shit when he teamed up with Quake last month and screwed me for my International Title.. but now we'll see who is laughing when the show is over. The other two punks in the match, Neo and Jarvis, who gives a damn about them? Not me.. at least. I don't have beef with them or Raide and Malakian. So it should be a fun match...it should be an ugly match by the extreme heights I take...but there's no talk about what it "should" or "should not" be in my mind... because what I have in my mind is what it will be.. another stellar performance by the local 'Ultra Violent Perfectionist'.

PKA moves on to another peice of equipment as the scene fades to black.

The scene opens as we see Misty sitting down with her Mother, Mary, at Misty's home in Wichita. The light shines in bright through the windows, but is in a long fight with the winter environment as snow is on the way which brings clouds. The kids outside will soon be inside, as this nice, shiny day, is about to get a little gray.

Misty: So what's the big deal? Why are you telling me that I should just leave Payne alone and get on with my life?

Mary: Well dear, its.. its hard to explain.

Misty: Its hard to explain? Mom, this is hard to understand.

Mary: Well, Misty, you should just stop attempting to get a case on Adam because.. well.. he's your brother.

Misty's face turns from questionable to concerned, to complete shock. She stands up, puts her right hand on her forehead and turns to look out the window. The clouds seem to be moving in. She turns around and puts her arms out, looking at her mother.

Misty: Brother?

Fade..to..black.

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