"Grade A" PKA

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The scene opens up on an airplane. We see PKA sitting in his First Class seat next to the window. Beside him is a black man wearing a nice black and white suit with black bow-tie. They are engaged in a conversation as they have been since they took off a while back. The plane is close to landing in San Diego now.

The man speaks with a deep southern accent. PKA tries his best to understand him, and he can now understand him a little better than when he first began talking to him. "Son, Ah tell yuh whut dere ain't no reason to worry about cho' problums. Ah have had mah fair share of problums in the past and let me tell you somethin' mah friend, they ain't neva kept me fo' doin' what I wanted ta do in life and look at meh now."

PKA nods his head in agreement. "Yeah I agree sir. But you have to believe that there are a lot of things out there in the world that will hold a person down and make them want to give up completely. Trust me I've had quite a lot of obstacles to go through in life and I'm going through one now in fact. There isn't a thing in the world a person can do or say to me that will let me see their way. I believe that to resolve a problem you have to give it time and do it your way."

The black man pats PKA on the leg and nods his head quickly in response, "Belie' dat belie' dat, best thang Ah've heard in a long time there. Listen, whateva problems you gots don't let 'em hold ya down because sooner or later they gon' bury ya deep if ya don't fight back."

PKA tilts his head. "What do you mean?", he asks. The man replies, "Ya gots ta fight ya battles, live ya life, go on go on mista! You don't let dem issues keep ya head down ya gotta keep it up up up and live life ta its fulles' now ya hear what Ah'ma sayin'?"

PKA hears him very well. He is peicing things together in his mind and he sees a friend in this well dressed black man who just quite doesn't have the correct english down. PKA has taken a liking to this man. Its too bad they only have this short time to talk. PKA looks at him with a smile on his face. "I understand, sir. I believe that whatever stands in my way from now on, I should knock it right over and continue on because if I don't.."

The man cuts him off, PKA lets him as if he was expecting him to. "..It'll knock ya down." PKA laughs and nods his head in agreement.

They talk some more for the next twenty minutes and finally the plane lands. PKA and him say goodbye to each other as they exit the plane. Inside of the airport PKA searches for where he needs to go. He is then grabbed from behind.

PKA turns around and there stands two policemen. One is handcuffing PKA. "What's going on here?!"

"Sir, the cop who isn't handcuffing PKA says, please remain calm. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can and will be held against you in a court of law. You have the right to an attorney..."

Everyone around him are all watching. Their eyes beat into PKA and the policemen as they all try to figure out where they know PKA from. The black man is no longer in the area though, as he has gone outside to stand by the limo he is set to pick someone up in. Unfortunately for him, he won't be doing so. He meets the man who drove the car there for him on the count of him missing his flight last night. The man stands about 5'4", with a shaved head and sunglasses on. He is a hispanic, which, there are a lot of here in San Diego. The black man says hello to the other who shakes his hand as soon as they meet. "Mr. Valiente, good ta see yuh agin suh. What's the name of the fella we're pickin' up agin?"

The hispanic is none other than Rey Valiente, PKA's friend. He responds, "Orale Joe! We're pickin' up PKA.. little taller than me, long brown hair, skinny.. he's around here somewhere. He was on the same flight as you. Hey, what's all the commotion in there?"

Rey points inside of the building. Joe, the driver, looks on. "Ah'm not sure suh. Ah'll go take a look see."

Rey stops him. "No need to man, here comes some cops holmes, look out." The police come out with PKA in handcuffs. Rey looks on in shock as his friend is carried away. Joe is shocked as well because he was just talking to that guy. PKA sees Rey and yells out, "Rey! Man what's going on?!"

Rey has no clue. He shrugs his shoulders and tries to get a word in but PKA is rushed into the police car. He turns to Joe. "Joe, vamos, you know where the police station is still?"

"Yes suh, Ah'll step on it." Joe goes to open Rey's door for him but he tells him there is no need. Rey gets in the back of the limo and Joe hurries up to the drivers side and gets in and starts the vehicle. The police drive off and so does the limo as we fade to black.


We open back up in the police station. The cops have PKA in an interegation room and are asking him questions. PKA is no longer in handcuffs as he stares at a television showing the University in Rhode Island on fire.

"Look, for the last time I told you I didn't start that fire!" PKA is outraged that they are acusing him of this hanous crime. He is going crazy on the inside and trying to keep his cool on the outside so they have no reason to suspect him, but it isn't happening the way he wants. "Look, check with my friend Rey Valiente, he's the guy who was asking for me a few minutes ago. He can varify that I was at home this morning because we spoke on the phone. I was then home all day packing. Call Pizza Hut there near my home, I ordered a pizza from them. That will verify that I was home this afternoon as well. And, when that explosion happened, I was getting on the airplane to come here. How, when I was nowhere near Rhode Island, could I of done such a crime? Sirs, you have to believe me. You might check on-"

One of them interupt PKA. "Yes, we've already checked. He wasn't there. We called his house, he was home."

PKA shakes his head. "There has to be some confusion. He was in Rhode Island! Look, go to the Netlink Wrestling Organization Website, I'll write it down for you. They have a section where you can download the latest promos from each superstar, The Mainstreamer is what he will be going by because that's his ring name. Look at his first promo, it will clearly show he was in Rhode Island and it will also show that his friends took part in another explosion. Trust me, this guy is known for causing these kinds of problems and getting away with them. Of course someone could get his calls forwarded to their cell phone, he may had done that! This could be the lead you need to catch him. I am not your man. I am not your man." PKA hesitates on that last line. He is getting emotional, as this has all been way too much for him. The police have a little chat amongst themselves in the corner, and turn to PKA.

"You, stay available. We're going to let you go, and check in on the other suspect.

PKA sies with relief. They escort him out and go over a few more things with him. What will become of The Mainstreamer now? Will they finally catch him? The scene fades to black.

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