"Great meal Joe." PKA says with a smile and thumbs up. "I was starved!"
Joe nods his head and a wide smile on his face showing his bright white teeth, "No problem suh. I'm happy tuh cook fo' yuh. Ah hope yuh steak wa'n't too well done."
PKA shakes his head, "Nah Joe, it was perfect...heh.." PKA smiles, "Kinda like me!" PKA stands up. Joe then stands and starts to pick up the plates but PKA stops him. "Joe, sit the hell down!", he says jokingly. Joe decides to do so. "You work hard enough keeping this house clean, driving me places, hell.. you're like Ash just not as hot..and then again, she made me drive myself."
PKA and Joe laugh. PKA grabs the dirty plates and glasses and takes them into the kitchen. Joe gets up and follows PKA in. PKA rinses them off and Joe helps him put them in the dishwasher. "So, whata'ya got planned fuh t'morrow Phil?", Joe asks.
"I'm probably gonna work out. I need to be prepared for my title match against The Mainstreamer. PKA closes the dishwasher. Joe pats him on his back, "Well, Ah believe you are ready suh.. but puttin' in a lil' extra time at da gym cain't hurt, can it?
PKA pats Joe on his back, "No, Joe, it can't. In fact, I am hoping it helps. Its like I was talking to you about during dinner. I was hungry like a mug all day and you fill me up with that great steak and potatoes.. awesome Joe.. and at the same time, I'm still hungry.. hungry for the NWO Championship," PKA explains.
They begin to make their way into the living room, the fire place still burning. Joe and PKA have a seat on the couch and PKA flips on the television. He turns to Joe, "But I'm not only hungry, hell, I'm starving!"
"Want me ta cook somethin' else up?" Joe asks. "No, no, no..Joe" PKA assures him, "I meant it as a metaphore, I'm not really starving, thing is, I'm figuratively speaking, starving, for the NWO Championship. I've been wrestling for over two years. I believe I deserve to win the belt, and I'm going to try my damndest to do so. I've gone through many people in the past, beaten them, and gotten myself beaten up. I'm still standing today and for one reason and one reason only."
Joe interupts him, "Ta win da big prize, right?" PKA nods, "Exactly Joe, exactly."
PKA flips through the channels, seeing if anything good is on. While doing so, he speaks to Joe. "I wonder what The Mainstreamer is doing. He hasn't had long to reply to what I said earlier, I understand, but you'd think he'd be the first to speak on our match since he's the champion, right?"
Joe agrees, "Ah'd think so, but ya neva know. He may be tryin' ta mess wit ya head, ya know what Ah'm sayin'?"
PKA looks at Joe and rolls his eyes, "Hell yes, I've had people do that to me before. And I also understand that you don't have to cut any promos on your opponent.. that just adds to it. Its wrestling that decides the match, not how many promos a guy can cut! I mean, imagine that, a match being decided by the number of promos cut, what a weird concept that'd be, huh?" PKA laughs.
Joe chuckles a bit, "Dat shuh would be crazy."
PKA stops changing channels, landing on MTV. "I guess we can watch this, unless you want to watch something. Nothing's on this time of night on Friday. They got a reply of the Osbournes comin' up probably, I missed that this past Tuesday."
"I heah that's whe'ah Oz gets huht." Joe says. PKA replies, "Yeah, me too. Should be cool. What's on... damn commercials on this channel take forever to get over- ah here we go. Look at that, "Newlyweds".. you really think Jessica is that stupid?"
Joe laughs deeply, "Well suh, she shuh can act if she isn't!" PKA laughs back, nodding his head, "True, very true! You know what... Jessica Simpson reminds me of someone..hmm... well.. uh... The Mainstreamer! See.. she's successful, she's done a lot of shit in her career, just like The Mainstreamer. Yet, just when you think things are running smoothly, no blonde jokes are made, nothing has gone wrong and then BAM.. she says or does something that makes you want to just stop and hit yourself.. well, that's how The Mainstreamer is. He has it all going for him right now, but with any slight mess up at Gladiator in our match, he's gonna be the one getting hit. A stupid decision can cost him the match. He's got a lot to worry about. He's gonna have his mind going ninety miles an hour.. and if he doesn't think straight, he's gonna pay for it. Joe, if he fucks up, Perfection will then truly Kick Ass.. The Mainstreamer's ass."
"Amen to that suh, Amen to that."
Joe and PKA kick back and watch the last remaining seconds of "Newlyweds" on MTV as the scene fades to black.
The scene opens up back in PKA's home on the same night as before. PKA and Joe just finished up their meal. Both men sit in their chairs chatting.
