"Grade A" PKA

The scene opens in a hospital lobby. PKA stands there, wearing a MUSE t-shirt, some long baggy dark-blue jeans, and some white Adidas with black stripes. Also, his hair is covered by a black bandana. eside him is Joe, wearing black slacks and a suit and tie. In front of them is a tall, slender man, with brown hair. He is a doctor as you can tell by his white robe/coat. He talks to PKA.

"You've got to watch it out there in that ring, and anywhere else your matches might take you", the Doctor says with a slight chuckle.

PKA and Joe laugh. PKA responds, "I've tried to keep myself safe but you know when I get out int hat ring something overcomes me. I can't help myself and I just do whatever feels right at the time, which is usually something absolutely insane. I can't help myself doc."

"Well", the Doctor cautions, "If you don't slow it down a bit and watch what risks you take, you won't be helping yourself at all. You'll be in a hospital bed and I'm sure you don't want that. You're lucky you only received a few bumps and bruises from your recent match."

Joe reminds the doctor, "Ah've tried ta talk to 'em but he ain't havin' it doc." Joe has a smile on his face.

"Well, try to watch what you do Phil. Listen to Joe, he knows what's good for you it seems. I don't want to see you here again, unless you're just visiting to say hi. You got it?"

"Aight man, I guess I'll try." PKA grins.

The doctor shakes PKA and Joe's hands.. "Have a good day" he says. They reply with "you too" and begin walking towards the EXIT.

PKA turns to Joe. "Man, I'm one lucky person.." Fade to black.


The scene changes to a dark and loud room. Strobe lights shine around the room and "Yeah" by Usher is playing throughout the building. Women dance on tables, on stage, on top of people... This is a strip club. This is the same strip club that we once visited over a month ago. The males in the club, which is everyone but one old lady who looks as though she is going to have a heart attack. Her gray-haired husband has the same look to him, but, that's a good thing! He seems to be enjoying himself to the fullest... and that's an understatement. A tall, tanned blonde removes her top and tosses it into the crowd, which coincidentally lands on top of the elderly woman's head. She stands up, arms waving, screaming. She takes the top off her head and tosses it up on stage as her husband busts out in laughter. The stripper begins to work the long pole, going up and down with one leg placed beside it and up against it. She gets n her knees now and crawls towards the crowd, as they feed out of her hands like a starved hog. Men reach and place 20's and 10's in her thong strap. She stands up and shows off her backside to the crowd which gets a good reaction. She squats down and more money is placed between her hips and thong strap. She stands up and slowly makes her way to the curtain, while having her pinky barely in her mouth, eyeing the crowd as she walks. She then opens the curtain and walks in as the music stops. "And cut..."

Behind the curtain, girls are everyone, some naked, some dressed. The blonde from the stage walks up to a table and begins taking her hair down. A woman is beside her putting make-up on.

Woman Beside Her: How'd it go out there, Jenna?

Jenna: Oh wow I can't believe it.. the crowd is extra hyped tonight. Hold up girl, let me count my earnings...

She places her money on the table and begins to count it. She smiles as she finishes up. She turns to the woman beside her.

Jenna: Oooh girl!

WBH: How much??

Jenna: Two-Hundred and ten dollars!!

They scream!

WBH: That's great! You go girl!

Jenna: I know I know! I'm not going to waste this money either.. I'm going to spend it wisely.

WBH: That's a smart decision... don't let anyone talk you into anything. You do your thing.

Jenna: I plan on it. Wow, I wish every night was as good as this one. I must be one lucky person, huh?

WBH: Nah girl, its just life..and you're the main attraction tonight.

Fade out.


The scene changes to a restaurant as we see PKA and Joe sitting across from each other. Joe begins coughing like a mad man.

"Why you been coughin' so much, Joe?" PKA asks.

Joe continues to cough. Finally, he stops. "Ah dunno. I's jus' prob'ly allageez." He coughs again.

A waitress brings over two soft drinks and places them on the table. Joe quickly grabs his and takes a drink. "Your pizza will be here in a moment sirs." The asian waitress walks off.

"You know Joe, I been thinking. I was thinkin' of how lucky I am for still being here today. I know this is life and things happen that are good and bad but a lot of bad shit has been happening to me in the past year, yet I've survived it all. I think I'm here for a reason or something.. you know? Like.. I'm meant to be here."

"We'a all meant ta be hea'.. i's jus' ev'ryone's got dey own reasons. If ya like takin' a dance wit death again, ya gots a match in a few days."

PKA nods and takes a drink of his Dr. Pepper. He replies, "Very true.. the ladder match against Rashawn Titan for the International.. oops wait, MY International title. Haha.. great to hear those words. This guy isn't new to extreme conditions.. he had one helluva battle in a Bat Match at Wafermania. Its amazing that he's still able to compete so soon. This guy must have guts."

Joe agrees, "Dat's good, an' true. Dat gay is gon' be tough ta beat."

PKA takes another drink. "What I don't fully understand is how come he's getting a shot at my title so soon... afterall he did just lose a shot at the Wealthyweight title but then again maybe he impressed the powers that be? I don't know.. but I have no problem defending my belt against him. If he's game to have a great match then I'm all for it. Its all about the fans and its all about putting on a great match.. I love competition and it seems this Rashawn guy will give me just that. The powers that be must've also paid attention to my love for gettin' high, so to speak.. as they made this a ladder match. Hell, there's gonna be all those ladders around the ring.."

Joe interupts, "An' you ain't jus' usin' them fo' climbin' ta ya belt, righ'?"

PKA grins and laughs. "Exactly, you got that right man.. those ladders are meant for climbing but who's to say they aren't for jumping off of? Well, they are now! I think I'mma have a lot of fun in this match.. and you know what else has been added to it? If I win, I get a chance to possibly become the number one contender for the NWO Championship, which.. by the way.. Cheapshots now holds. But right now that is not my main focus. My focus is on Rashawn Titan and defending my title. Once I get past that, I can hope that I've been chosen to move on into the main event. But actually.. guess what I'm focused on RIGHT this moment..?"

Joe shrugs. The asian waitress approaches with a Supreme Pizza. She sets it on the table. "Anything else?"

PKA replies, "No thanks." The waitress walks off. PKA looks at Joe with a smile on his face, "PIZZA!"

Fade to black.

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