PKA -vs- Kris Starr - Malice:8/26/02

Ichabod- "This is the time to do things I've never done, Hank, and I've never sat ringside. I'm here to watch my boy Kris Starr beat the hell out of this PKA joke."

Hank- "We have a WOW first coming up here Mike!"

Micheal D.- "Thats right Hankie. PKA has already entered our special dungeon match area, and Starr is on his way in right now, lets go live via satellite to the action!"

Hank- "Hankie?"

As Starr enters the dungeon, he looks to see PKA lounging near a spike chair as if the dungeon doesn't bother him. Kris Starr is furious, he runs through the dungeon and charges in at PKA. PKA side steps him and Kris Starr smacks into a wall! PKA takes a set of manacles off the wall and cuffs them on his right arm. Kris Starr turns only to meet a viscous clothsline by PKA. He looms over Starr and kicks him repeatedly in the ribs. He grabs Kris Starr, but Starr grabs the chain on the manacles and swings them around, running PKA right into a rack, cracking it in HALF!

Micheal D.- "We cant tell if PKA is injured just yet, he's holding his face."

Kris Starr finds the pipe with sharp bolts in it up agains the wall and slams into the back of PKA. Screaming in agony, he rips it out and throws it at Starr. Starr just dodges it and comes at PKA, ducking a right hand and spitting at him in the face. Then hits PKA with a stunner! PKA bolts up and starts to hit Starr in the face repeatedly with what looks like, yes, a set of thumb screws! Starr is bleeding profusely. PKA leads D deep into the the dungeon. PKA doubles back and spears D, knocking him backwards head first into a hotseat.

Hank- "Oh my God! That chair is kept hot as hell! Starr is screaming in pain!"

PKA sprints off towards the back of the dungeon, and returns with a large set of pliers, the kind they use to pull out tongues. Starr is hunched over the hotseat, but at the last minute, he jumps up and leaps off, tornado DDT!! They both start exchanging blows, but Starr gets the upper hand, and kicks PKA in the mid-section. He walks back to where the pliers were dropped. He runs and clocks PKA in the face, knocking him back. He drops the bent up pliers. Starr drags PKA, but PKA kicks Starr in the nuts, then a face buster and finally a straight jacket DDT. Starr gets up and steps back. He reaches behind a him on a table and grabs a bullwhip. PKA runs a Starr, Starr ducks and spins around. He pulls the whip back but PKA throws up his arm, letting the whip wrap his arm, then jerks Starr over to him. PKA picks up Starr and powerbombs him onto a set of stocks!

Micheal D.- "Starr is broken in half!"

Ichabod- "I don't think so, Mike"

Starr actually gets up and shakes off. PKA gets a headcage and tries to get Starr in it, but Starr pulls PKA down and slams his face into the broken stock 1,2,3,4,5 times. Kris Starr grabs a cat'o nine tails . He cracks PKA repetedly in the back until he stops moving. He cuffs PKA to a wall and proceeds to beat continuously with the cat'o nine tails until the blood sprays across the room. Starr releases the chains and PKA slumps to the ground, and Starr covers, 1-2-

Ichabod- "And three! I believe thats it gentlemen. See you later in the night!"

Hank- "Kris Starr has dismantled PKA!"