Adam Payne-Its great to be outta that hell hole.
Adam Payne grabs a soda out of the refrigerator. He pops it open with his right index finger and takes a drink. Ash walks past him towards the cabinets and neatly places the dishwrags in the drawer.
Ash- I wouldn't doubt it. But you know, if it wasn't for Phil, you'd still be in there, ya know?
Adam Payne- Yeah, I know. I owe him big time for it. I don't know how to thank him really.
Ash- Well, be a great friend for one, a great tag team partner two, and hell, don't you EVER forget what he done for you, Adam.
Ash made sure Adam Payne heard her, keeping an eye on him while she placed the last stack in the drawer. Adam takes another swig of the Pepsi.
Adam Payne- Ash, trust me, I won't let him down. We're gonna renovate, innovate, and dominate the tag team division!
He walks into the iving room and has aseat on the dark blue sectional couch. He sets his can on the glass table in front of him. Ash shakes her head and walks over to him, tapping him on the shoulder.
Ash- Adam...
Ash grabs a coaster and places it under the can.
Ash- I just cleaned that..
Adam says jokingly..
Adam Payne- Well excuse me miss 'queen of clean'!
PKA walks in.
PKA- Get used to it.
He whipes his wet hair down with a towel. The water still rolls down his face and body, a sign he just came out of the shower. He smiles at Ash, while he comments on how Ash likes to keep her home.
PKA- She takes a lot f pride in having a clean home. Anyone want somethin' to drink?
Adam Payne- I got one, its here, on top of the coaster.
PKA laughs, and turns to Ash. She shakes her head 'no' with a smile on her face. PKA grabs himself a Dr. Pepper out of the refrigerator, and opens it, taking a drink. He has a seat on the couch, and makes sure he puts the pop can on top of a coaster. He gives Ash a thumbs up, and Adam Payne just shakes his head while the other two start laughing.
Ash- Yeah Adam, my house must always be clean. Phil knows what I'm all about.
She leans over and kisses PKA on the lips. Adam looks on in disgust, and rolls his eyes.
Adam Payne- Ahh, can't you keep that kissy kissy stuff away from me?
PKA and Ash both look his way. PKA responds,
PKA- Dude, you're livin' with us, and you'll occassionally see shit like that..and, this..
PKA and Ash rub it in again, kissing each other in another, but this time longer, passionate kiss. PKA looks Adam's way after they finish up. He laughs,
PKA- Dude, I know its not the kinda action you saw in jail, but this is what regular people do. Its regular to have a man and a woman kissing, unlike what you saw there, hell, not happenin' here.
Adam Payne- You have no idea the kinda shit I saw there. But hey man, don't get any ideas. I ain't that way, I'm straight as a ruler, got that?
Ash- What happens if the ruler bends? What if it snaps off and breaks? Then what?
Adam Payne- Do what? Are you on crack or somethin'?
PKA- Hey man! Chill out, she's just kiddin'.
Adam Payne- Yeah, I know, so was I.
PKA and Ash laugh. PKA gets up and grabs a peice of paper off of the brown oak desk in the room. Adam looks over at PKA with question.
Adam Payne- What's That?
PKA takes a second to examine the paper, before looking towards Payne. He holds up the paper and points to it.
PKA- A Fax I got yesterday. Its from WCCW, giving me information on our debut match for Breakdown on Thursday.
Adam Payne- So, who in the hell do we have to beat the hell out of to prove ourselves in this joint?
PKA- Well, it seems as if we have to 'beat the hell out of' two teams.. its an elimination match. Damn you are a cocky bastard today.
PKA and Ash laugh. Adam looks on with an angry look on his face.
Adam Payne- Hell yeah, man, you better believe that! So are you though! I mean, we're the most extreme team here, whether people want to admit it or not. But actually they won't know that until we win our match, ya know?
PKA- No doubt, no doubt. We got some punks named Dr. Jekyl and Crimson Lightening, that's one team.. and then we got Shawn "The Icon" Johnson, notice there, he is an ICON, we must respect him!
PKA turns his head and rolls his eyes, grinning.
PKA- Then his partner os "The Rok" Ron De Leone...if ya smelllllllll
Ash starts to laugh.
Ash- Oh my!
PKA turns his attention to her.
PKA- What? It says here he is The Rok!
Ash- Seriously?
PKA walks over to her and shows her the paper.
PKA- Well, it doesn't have a 'c' in the name Rok, but still! What's up with that though?
Adam Payne- Man I just happened to be checking out the WCCW Website yesterday and you know what I found out? Jekyl and Lightening are considered Hardcore Legends.
PKA drops his jaw.
PKA- What!? Holy crap, well, I guess this match will be exciting then.
Adam Payne- Hopefully, considering that they are Hardcore Legends. I'd like to know how hardcore they can get, and I wonder if they are any more hardcore than you.
PKA- Hell no! I doubt it! I'm Ultra F'n Violent dude, nobody else is as crazy and insane in the ring than I am!
Ash- He has a point, and he may be right.
PKA- May?!
Detective Misty Bradford take a bite of her salad as she looks across at her partner, Matt Stevens. She just can't understand why a person would eat a 1/2 pound burger, with everything imaginable on, and in it. "Why put your body through that?" she'd always ask him. She'd much rather prefer to keep a lean, healthy body, and actually, she has done a spectacular job of it! I bet her husband is a very happy man.
Misty Bradford- So, if you can stop stuffing your face with a herd of cows, could you tell me what exactly you're thinking with this whole switcharooni everyone's buzzing about?
Matt takes a quick fry from his plate ust to piss Misty off, but he means good by it!
Matt Stevens- You mean the Adam Payne situation? Well, it certainly was a shocker, because we were all sure Adam committed that murder. Then all of a sudden, the Lieutenant uncovers some 'new evidence' that changed the case forever. He said it pointed to that David Richards fella..
Misty cuts him off.
Misty Bradford- RichardSON..Matt.
Matt Stevens- Whatever, anyways, that seems pretty odd to me. Why would the Lieutenant even consider bringing the case back up? And how the hell did he find this 'new evidence'? Sounds fishy to me.
Misty Bradford- Damn fishy, I know.
Matt Stevens- It'd be nice to figure out what happened, so I could finally get that promotion!
Misty Bradford- You never stop talking about that, do you?
Matt Stevens has been with the Squad for years, while he has yet to get promoted as he deserves. Misty is a senior Detective, and one step away from being Lieutenant, while her partner, well, not exactly that level. He isn't very happy about that, and continuously looks at any case as 'the case' that could put him on top and make a name for himself.
Matt Stevens- Maybe, we should go by the county jail and meet up with Richardson..
Misty Bradford- You think we should? I'm not so sure..
Matt takes a bite of his hamburger, and a drink of his extra large pop. He clears his throat, and tries to persuade Detective Bradford.
Matt Stevens- C'mon, if there's something that is going on that shouldn't be, and we find it out, it'd be good for the both of us! There's no harm done in going there, we just'll go to check things out, ask him a few questions, that's all. If the boss asks where we were, well, we can say we got caught in traffic.
Misty stops and thinks, she likes the idea, while at the same time, thinks its not such a good idea.
Misty Bradford- Alright, tomorrow, lunch time. That way, we won't have to explain why we weren't at the station. Sound good?
Stevens smiles and snags his last fry, and SNAPS it into his mouth.
Matt Stevens- Sounds great, babe!
Misty Bradford- Oh god, don't you even.
They both laugh.
We fade back to PKA, Adam Payne, and Ash. PKA wads up the paper and tosses it into the trashcan.
PKA- But come on now, why else would I say Pain Kicks Ass? I mean, damn! I love to get extreme whether it be getting the pain dished out to me or me dishing out the pain to some punk asses like Jekyl, Lightening, Johnson or The Rok. Its all good in my book!
Adam Payne- Those last two, Johnson and The Rok, you know, the Icon and the Crock, they apart of Shane O'Mac's corp.
PKA- Shane F(BLEEP)in' McMahon is in the WCCW?! And he has a corporation? Oh hell, what in the world is wrong with people. So what though? If The Icon and The Rok are in his stable, who cares? You think it matters to me if there is a little interference? Hell no. I mean, they can try to take us out or somethin' but it won't help one bit because we'll just swat 'em away like lil' flies! I'm sure you can do it because you're so huge!
Adam Payne- Hell yeah look at these muscles!
Adam flexes.
Adam Payne- Nobody can touch me! I think-
PKA cuts him off.
PKA- Whoa! Don't think too hard you might bust one of your brain muscles!
Adam Payne- Nice, just nice. Listen, you want me to break your legs anyone of our opponents has the chance? I didn't think so. Now, as I was saying, I think I saw somethin' earlier that Jekyl did, a promo of some kind.. He is .. different.
PKA- What was it about?
Adam scratches his head.
Adam Payne- Not sure, didn't pay much attention really.
PKA- Well that's just nice! I'll have to keep an eye out to see what our opponent's have to say I suppose. So Ash, you comin' to our debut match?
Ash- Well, I suppose. I'll be there, count me in.
PKA- Great, so its set. We all head to Chicago this Wednesday! Doctor Jekyl, Crimson Lightening, The Icon, and The Rok are gonna be the first four men to experience the tragic assault we are going to give to the entire WCCW Roster!
Adam Payne- You got that right. They'll be the first ones to feel.. the.. Pain!
They all laugh in an evil sort of way, yet in another way.. jokingly, and they continue to talk. PKA puts the couch pillow back in its spot and takes a drink of his pop as the scene fades to black.