"Returning The Favor"-Part 2
"Returning The Favor"-Part 2
Misty Bradford- So, you never learned Algebra, huh?
She smiles and winks at Matt. He rolls his eyes.
Matt Stevens- Close enough to 15%, in my view at least.
Matt pays for the food and drinks and they walk outside.
Misty Bradford- Hold up, I need a cig.
Misty pulls her pack out of her purse and lights up. Matt stops and turns to her as she light up.
Matt Stevens- You know those things are no good, don't you?
Misty Bradford- You smoke too, idiot.
Matt Stevens- True. But if you'd quit, you could then give me all of your remaining cigarretts, then I have more and your's don't go to waist!
She offers him one, and he accepts using her lighter to light up. He inhales the wonderful taste of it, and blows out the smoke.
Matt Stevens- So, this time tomorrow, we go to Richardson, right?
Misty Bradford- You got it.
We cut to PKA, Ash, and Adam Payne in their home.
Adam Payne- But you do realize they won't get away with what they did to us?
PKA- Hell no they won't! Ron De Leone and Shawn Johnson are gonna get their asses beat! Especially Leone! He hit me with a fuckin' lead pipe in the back of my head! I had to get stitches damnit! Both will pay.
Ash looks at PKA with a smile.
Adam looks on.
Adam Payne- Yeah, for some reason they got you going up against one of the wrestlers in the so-called unstoppable tag team, Johnny Acid. If you ask me, he's just another road block in our path to the top!
PKA- What?
Adam Payne- What do you mean, "What"? I just said he's another road block to get to where we want to go!
PKA- No no you see, he is not a road block, he is just a little orange barrel that I'm gonna come right by and run over! I'm gonna run his ass down like he was nothin' and then I'm gonna back up and run his ass down again! I'm gonna flatten Johnny Acid and prove to him that you can't just immitate someone and be just as good as they are, you gotta be that damn good and well.. he comes up a bit, FLAT!
The phone rings, and Ash goes to answer it as PKA and Adam continue to talk.
PKA- So I hear the guy's undefeated, something like nine wins, that's all good and well, but its obvious that the only reason the record is that way is because he's never faced me! He's never gone up against "Grade A" talent like myself and damnit, on my scale, his ass is just a "Grade B", a barrel, an orange f'n barrel, that will get run the F*CK DOWN!!
Ash hangs up the phone and returns to the two men.
PKA- Who was that?
Ash- Reporters again, they just won't quit.
Adam Payne- Wow, I'm so popular!
PKA- Dude, that was gay. Besides, the only real popular one here is me, "Grade A" PK-
Adam Payne- A-mazingly egotistical crazed lunatic...yeah man, you got issues.
PKA- Ah but if it is I that has issues, wouldn't one say that you are an even bigger nutcase for teaming with me?
Adam is stumped, doesn't know what to say. The phone then rings again.
Ash- Saved by the bell, huh Adam?
PKA- I'm gonna get this one. Hold up.
PKA lets the phone ring about three times while just standing there.
PKA- Its fun letting them hang a bit. Aight, here we go. .. Hello?
Reporter Lady- Hello, I am from the Wichita Eagle, and I'm looking for Adam Payne. Is he available, sir?
PKA- He's not in right now, can I take a message?
PKA knows Adam doesn't want to go through with an interview with the paper, PKA wouldn't either if he just got out of prison. Too much to handle!
Jill- My name is Jill, he can reach me at 555-####.
PKA- Alright.
PKA pauses, acting like he is jotting down the phone number and her name.
PKA- I'll let him know, Jill.
Jill- Thankyou sir, have a good day.
PKA- You too.
PKA could care less, though. 'It doesn't hurt to be nice now and then', Ash would sometimes say to PKA.
PKA hangs up the phone back on the charger, as Ash looks up at PKA.
Ash- Another one? That was two in less than five minutes!
PKA- Its crazy, I know. But Adam, don't let your popularity get to you.. haha. We don't need to talk about this at all, because we aren't sure how Scott got you out of jail, and to tell you the truth, I don't think we SHOULD know.
Adam nods.
Adam Payne- Yeah, I understand. So, are we just gonna sit around all day or what?
PKA agrees with Adam, and starts to think outloud.
PKA- I sure as hell hope not, what can we do? Go bowl, bingo, movie..?
Ash- Movie, let's do that.
Adam Payne- Yeah man, sounds like a plan to me.
PKA- I gotta pick up a newspaper from QuikTrip though to see what's playing. But I'm sure we'll find something. Sounds good to me, unless we get cornered by reporters!
Ash slaps PKA on the arm jokingly.
Ash- Always gotta think negative.
PKA smiles and they both laugh as the scene fades to black.