Detective Misty Bradford: Hello, Mr. Richardson, I am Detective Bradford and this is my partner Detective Stevens. We'd like to have a few words with you regarding the murder you've been accused for.
We switch scenes to the police station where we see Leiutenant Scott Smith leaving his office. He makes sure that the door is locked by jiggling the knob, obviously he has something to hide, right? He walks towards his secretary and sits on her desk. She looks up at him, with an attitude, and she has a right to, because he shouldn't be sitting on her desk. She, being Jenny Rice, believes that her boss is somewhat of a prick. She kisses his ass and you wouldn't even notice that she didn't like him if you weren't actually her.. she smiles a fake smile to Smith, and she asks, in a calm, colected voice..
Jenny Rice: Yes, sir?
Lieutenant Scott Smith: Jenny, I'm going to head out for now to the county jail. I'm going to really give it to that Mark Andrews guy, because I never got the chance to reallly rub it in that he didn't get away. You know how it is, that bastard paid the price and I'm the one who is responsible for putting him behind bars.
Jenny knows something is up, something isn't right, she knows that for sure. But she just smiles, and understands him just so she can keep her job, and her money she makes.
Jenny Rice: No problem sir, I'll take any messages and give them to you when you return if anything comes up.
Lieutenant Scott Smith: Great, Jenny, your a peach! I'll see you later babe.
Babe? She thinks.. what the hell is wrong with that guy? He thinks he is all that and the center of the universe, but he is almost twice Jenny's age. She smiles and giggles a little bit, and he walks out. As he closes walks down stairs, she slowly, lifts her right hand, and flips him off.
We then change over to an indy promotion in Oklahoma, known as Tornado Championship Wrestling. PKA and Adam Payne arrive in the small room with a wrestling ring in it. They have reserved it for the day to work out and work on in-ring skills and moves. Ash stands in the corner with her cell phone, talking to a few of her friends, as Adam and PKA get into the ring and begin to do what they are here to do. PKA jumps up on top rope and sits there, motioning to Adam to come over to him.
PKA: You see, this is gonna kick ass. I thought of it a week ago but never got a chance to tell you about it. See, you'll have the opponent, let's say Johnny Acid's stupid ass, on your shoulders, facing me up here. Acid is dazed, he's out of it, not knowing what in the hell is going on and shit. I grab him by the head, in a DDT position, and you grab onto me right here, on my hips. You spin me around while also turning yourself, and boom, down we go, I DDT his skull into the mat!
Adam Payne: Holy shit, that's sick. Perfect. Sort of like a super Tornado DDT.
PKA: Exactly, that's somethin' you've never seen before huh?
Adam Payne: Damn straight.
PKA jumps down.
PKA: You see, we gotta get some moves that nobody else is using, because we are a unique team, and a unique team that is going to be successful on our own terms. We're not gonna copy off of otha' fools and steal they' shit, we gon' make up what fits us and go out there and show everyone why we deserve to be the Tag Team Champions. But not only that, I'm gonna make damn sure that everyone takes me and you seriously. Some people that have been here since day one are really skeptical as to whether or not we got what it takes to hang with the top stars here and well that's just a bunch of bull! The way it is, is that we ARE the top stars here, we haven't had the chance to prove it yet. People like the P*ss-T*tty SuperStar Johnny Acid.. or is that Johnny Has-Been?.. need to figure out that they aren't all that! Maybe things were a little different two weeks ago when Aggravated Assault were unknown to the WCCW, but now, things are going to change! There are going to be a lot of big changes around WCCW, changes... for the better!
Adam Payne: Hell, we're almost to the Tag Team titles bro. Think about it, if you beat Johnny Acid, which is one of the Tag Team Champs as well as an undefeated man here in the WCCW in singles action, I'd pretty much say we got it! And hell he's in that Triple Crown thing, and if you are the first person to beat his ass, I'm sure that won't go un-noticed..of course we have to have some certain amount of matches to get title shots but oh well.. it will be waved for us! Its damn simple man, you got this one for sure, bro. Johnny isn't even worrying one bit about you, and I know that's something he should think twice about!
PKA: Adam, I totally agree, and hell, while Johnny goes around and rants to everyone about how he's the hottest star in WCCW, I'll be here, working on my skills and perfecting what is already perfect! Which is something he should also note, my name does not mean what he believes it does, it stands for Perfection-Kicks-Ass! Because by god, I am as close to perfect, as you'll get! I got the looks that makes all the school girls drop they books, run to me and say DAMN.. I want some of that P..K..A! Yeah!
Adam Payne: Its crazy, you're older than he is, and you're even more mature! But hey, that Johnny Acid, look out! He's Asstastic!
They laugh at Adam's sarcastic attitude. PKA leans on the ropes, testing them out. He snaps his fingers at Adam.
PKA: Check this out, man. I'd be up there on the top buckle, okay?
Adam Payne: Yeah?
PKA: You hit a backbreaker on hmm.. Johnny Acid and Jay Dynamite, for example.. I jump off top and land a legdrop..
Adam Payne: Ahh, I hold them on my knee, right? We did this already!
PKA: Ding!
Adam Payne: Well what about this. Since you like bein' up there so much, I lift the guy up for a big powerbomb, but instead of dropping their ass down on the mat, you jump off top in a flying bodypress, and take their ass down harder!
PKA slaps Adam's hand.
PKA: Dude, that's tight. I never thought of that before. That'd be awesome to do. Too bad we don't have some cheap ass punk for us to practice moves on, huh?
Adam Payne: No kidding, but we'd probably end up hurting the little guy, so that'd be our asses.
PKA: True, so I guess we'll just have to do it right. This Thursday when I face Johnny Boy maybe after the match we can give him and his partner a little taste of what that feels like! He thinks he's the best damn thing since sliced bread.. yet the only thing he does all day is lay on his ass and sleep! What kind of a Tag Team Champion is that? A Champion should be doing a lot more than just sleeping, what a drag. He's all talk and no action, that's what I think! You know what I should do? I should challenge his ass to a REAL match.. and see if everything with him will be O-Kayyy.. after I beat his ass on Thursday!
Adam Payne: Man, you've been doing that a lot lately...you're obsessed with John Cena.
PKA: Nah man, I just like his raps.
PKA laughs and the two continue.
PKA: I'm serious, though, about challenging him to a match. Hell I'm still feeling the effects of what went down last Thursday when I was f*ckin' attacked by The Rok, I need to take my rage out on somebody and Johnny Acid is the man who is the lucky draw! You know what would be good?
Adam Payne: What's that?
PKA: A nice, no DQ, falls count anywhere match, where I can show him how things are done in my neck of the woods. He thinks he is the baddest man around, hailing from his make believe 69th Madstreet B-S.. f*ck that! I hail from da (3-1-6) and I'm all about that Ultra Violent Shit! That's why I think its best that we have ourselves a little Hardcore match, so I can take his ass to the extreme and show him what PKA is all about.. not only does Perfection Kick Ass.. but Johnny if you accept, I promise, Pain Kicks Ass as well!!
They continue their training, trying out different moves and such. We fade out.
We then go back to the interigation room with Detectives Bradford and Stevens, along with David Richardson.
Detective Misty Bradford: Mr. Richardson, how did you know Mark Andrews?
Misty and Matt stare at David, watching his every move, his every twitch. Mark Andrews was the man who was murdered, and his name is all too familiar to Richardson, but only because it had been repeated over and over in the courtroom. David didn't know the guy, he never met him in his life. He always asks-Why Me? Sure, the drug life that he had didn't do him any good either, but at least he was a free man. He tries to think of an answer to Misty's question, as to not give anything away. He must think of something for if the Detectives find out the truth and that he is lying, Lieutenant Smith will have his wife murdered! Oh how he wishes he could be with her now, every so greatly. He gulps, and speaks the first thing that comes to his mind, but he hesitates in doing so.
David Richardson: He, he was an old drug buddy of mine, I guess you could call him that.
Detective Matt Stevens: Drug buddy, you say? He didn't look like the type who did drugs heavily such as you did. Are you sure that's how you know him?
David things for a second. He nods.
David Richardson: Yes, well, not exactly.. see, He used to be my drug buddy, a real good friend of mine. We would party all of the time, until one day he decided it wasn't for him anymore. We parted ways and hadn't spoken in years until that one.. that one night.
Detective Misty Bradford: So what caused you two to come together again?
David Richardson: We just happened to run into each other, I guess. We started off alright and-
Detective Matt Stevens: -And then you found he changed his life around, well, at least that he was still clean?
David Richardson: Right, that's it.
Misty loks at Matt, and gives him a look that suggests she is unhappy with him because he put words in David's mouth.
David Richardson: He started preaching on how I shouldn't do drugs, I yelled at him to just drop it and I told him they don't do nothin bad to you. I offered him somethin' I had on me, and he refused. Long story short, well, you know..
Detective Matt Stevens: Right-
Misty interupts..
Detective Misty Bradford: No, Mr. Richardson, we don't know. Please, tell us what happenex next.
David sighs, and agrees. He continues the story as the scene fades out.
We fade back to PKA, Adam, and Ash who ar enow exiting the building. PKA pulls out his keys and presses the button to unlock the car doors. He opens Ash's door for her and she gets in, he closes the door then. Adam gets in the back and PKA sets his bbags, as does Adam with his, on the opposite side from where Payne is sitting. PKA enters the drivers door and starts up the car, buckles up, turns on the CD Player with "Holidae In" by Chingy playing, and takes off out of the parking lot onto the road.
Adam Payne: Hey man, those moves should come in handy when we get to show 'em off. I hope that Johnny Acid accepts your challenge, because if he does, you're definately going to leave the WCCW fans and talent with their jaws dropped!
PKA: Those moves are off the charts baby and Acid won't accept. No no see he's an Assclashin', Ballbashin', and C*ckblockin' son of a gun!
Ash: Yeah I know! Right. I heard what he said about me though, and I hope, personally, that you kick the living hell out of him!
PKA and Payne stare at Ash in disbelief!
PKA: Ash! Wow! I've never heard you be so violent! That's awesome, and don't worry, its gonna happen one way or another! Because you know that I just got it like that!
PKA smiles. Ash rolls her eyes and smiles back.
Ash: Oh yeah, I forgot!
The trio drive on and continue to talk as we fade out...
..and Fade back into the interrigation room, where Misty and Matt are just finishing up with David Richardson, for now. They call for the guards, and one opens the door for them as the other walks over to and stands near David, ordering him to stand up. Misty and Matt turn to David.
Detective Misty Bradford: We'll keep in touch, David. Thankyou, you've been...
She hesitates..
..somewhat cooperative. Let's go Detective
They exit the room and are escorted down the hall by the guard from the door. As they finally reach the main entrance/exit zone, Leiutenant Scott Smith enters through the door. He smiles and winks at one of the female employees, as the detectives stop in their tracks and gasp. Scott turns his head to them, and his smile fades, as he stops abruptly also. He stands there, as do they, staring back at each other wondering..'why are you here?'. We fade to black.