Detective Matt Stevens: Damn him! Of course he had to come in there and catch us damnit.. but what in the hell is he there for? I don't know about you, but I didn't believe a word he said.
Detective Misty Bradford: SON OF A BITCH!
Stevens turns sharply towards her as Misty looks at herself in the mirror still.
Detective Matt Stevens: What's wrong?
She is now searching through her purse, pushing all kinds of things out of the way. She looks up at Matt, now done with her crusade.
Detective Misty Bradford: My hair! Look at it! Its so flat, and I forgot my hair spray!
We switch scenes now, to the present, in a hotel where PKA, Adam Payne, and Ash are staying.. the Holiday Inn. Quite nice, actually.. good looking hotel.. Top Notch to the extreme. Nice scenary, colorful walls, the scent of clean runs throughout the building.. top quality right here! They enter the elevators and Adam Payne pushes the '3' key. PKA snaps his fingers.
PKA: Hey! You know what would be awesome to have playin' in these elevators instead of that crap music?
Adam Payne: What's that?
Ash: Yeah, what?
PKA: You know what new song out by Chingy, with Snoop Dogg and Ludacris in it?
Ash: Holidae In?
PKA: Bingo! DAMN that song kicks ass you know? They go..
Ash and PKA sing..
Ash: Watcha doin'?
PKA: Nuttin Chillin at da Holidae Innnnnnn!
Ash: Who you-
Payne interupts.
Adam Payne: Well here we are!
He whispers to himself, under his breath.
Adam Payne: ..thank god..
The doors open, and the three walk out, Ash getting to go first, PKA, then Adam. A couple teenagers rush into the elevator and bump into Payne as they enter. He swings back and grabs one by the arm.
Adam Payne: HEY YOU LITTLE TWURPS! What in the hell is your problem?! Don't you have any manners? You are to say SORRY!
The kids friend shouts out in his place.. to the hostage's dislike.
Free Kid: FUCK OFF!
He then attempts to get his other friend free from Adam's grasp but Adam is too strong.. and they are too puny! Payne grabs the other one with his other hand and holds them both together. PKA rushes over and interupts.
PKA: Dude, no! You'll get in major trouble. You two, apologies.
They don't waist any time!
KIDS: SORRRRRY!
Payne and PKA walk away, Payne turns his head back to them as they hold their arms in pain and the doors shut, he gives them a dirty look. They enter the hotel room that Ash is already in, standing at the doorway looking on in concern.
Ash: What was that?
PKA: A little.. well.. rather big missunderstanding. Little brat kids running through bumped our friend here.
Adam Payne: Damn those kids! I tell you what, I know I can't hurt them legally but there is someone I can hurt and that's Johnny Acid and Jay Dynamite in our 6 person tag match this Thursday! I'm gonna take those little kids faces and put them on our opponents', then beat the living hell out of them from post to post.. to post to post.. until they are bleeding out of their mouth, nose, forehead, and ears! Their blood will cover the entire ring to where they will have to come in and change the mat because of the stains. People in the front row had better wear some kind of protection if they don't want their clothes to get filthy because the red blood of Acid and Dynamite will be all over around the ring! I will take the blood on my hands, and whipe it across my chest, with a big smile spread across my face. I will laugh at them as they struggle to get to their feet and then stomp them until they no longer blink their eyes! I will make them feel my pain that I have had to go through my entire life and they will know just what brutality is all about..
PKA and Ash stand on in awe, looking at Payne.
PKA: Dude you need a nap.
Adam Payne: Shut the hell up! I'm not kidding, those kids really pissed me off and now I'm all fired up. I want that match now but I have to wait until I can beat the living shit out of some punks. I don't even know why I have a partner because I don't need one.. no offense, but I don't have a problem beating the hell outta everyone and throwing their bodies on the fire and watch the ashes fly up!
Ash: You're starting to creep me out. Besides, PKA is a good partner, and I'm in the match as well, so is that Madstreet chick.
Adam Payne: I hope I'm creepin' the two guys and 'chick' we face on Breakdown out! Maybe then they'll realize just what kind of shit they're getting themselves into! Come on now you got Johnny Acid and Jay Dynamite with their little bitch manager, who gives a hell about them? PKA, you took that punk Acid to school last week on Breakdown and this week us as a team, all three of us, will teach the entire Madstreet Community who's really in charge!
PKA: Straight up man, its all ours. Yeah they hail from 69th street and Bitch Drive straight down the street from No Chance Boulevard. Me, and you, Ash too, we come from Kick Ass Avenue, down a block from Pain-Punishment-Perfection Place, kickin' it the only way that's right and keepin' it real.. we got it like that! They, well they just want it like us but they ain't got a prayer!
Ash taps PKA on the shoulder.
Ash: Who are you talking to?
PKA: I'm recording a promo, what else?
Ash giggles a bit.
Ash: He isn't recording.. you're gonna have to do that whole thing over again.
PKA: THE HELL!?
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