Misty: Men.
Matt: What?
Misty: You're all the same. What's with a woman's breasts that makes you want to just drool all over the table?
Matt: I don't..
He pauses and takes a look down at the table, and sees some drool. He whipes it up with a napkin sitting there.
Matt: I don't know what you're talking about. Besides, women are the same way.
Misty: Okay I don't even want to go into this kind of a conversation with you. Let's talk about why we are meeting here anyways.
Matt: Well all right. I had this idea, on how maybe we can catch Adam Payne. Its said that he has a very short temper.
Misty: All right.. but how can we use that as evidence to put him away?
Matt: No no, see, he has a short temper, so we go watch him, see what his day to day life is like, and see if that's true. We can't just take people's word for things if we're going to do it right, we've got to experience his rage first hand.
Misty: Well, he has a wrestling match each week, why don't you go watch him wrestle?
Matt: If I go, so will you.
Misty: I don't care, we can go. I used to watch that stuff when I was a kid, I kind of like it anyways.
Matt: I took the liberty of finding out when he has matches.
Matt Stevens pulls some papers out of a briefcase he has beside him and gives them to Misty. She looks over them.
Matt: He has a match this Thursday in WCCW, and then another in NWO a few days after that, with no specific date though.
Misty: Well then, let's get ready, we're going to...
She examines the paper, looking for a location and finds it.. she points to it showing Matt..
Misty: ..there.
We switch scenes to PKA's home, where we see him and Adam Payne talking.
PKA: Damnit! You know what really sucks?
Adam Payne: Well damnit, you've said it time and time again that our losses at New Force Rising sucks!
PKA: Damn f'n right! I mean come on now! I was going to win the NWO TV Championship and officially be the International Champion but NOOO!! Damn Quake and Shane Ryder had to be little bitches!
Adam Payne: How the hell do you think I feel? I lost to The Enforcer in the Brutality Championship match.
PKA: At least we kicked some ass at Breakdown last week!
Adam Payne: Oh hell yeah, nobody saw that alignment coming. They were all shocked out their asses and I love every bit of it!
PKA: Yeah man, we aren't the Tag Team Champions in two wrestling organizations for nothing! We're the baddest Tag Team going today and at Breakdown we let Rydell know that!
Adam Payne: Same thing's going to happen this Thursday on Breakdown we we're in that eight-man tag team match, bro.
PKA: Like I didn't know that? Who're our opponents again? I know Shawn Johnson's in there, as is Alex Rydell. Hell we've already beaten Selection, he ain't nothin'.
Adam Payne: Hmm... I think Sektor and Sean Selection. Either way, it ain't a big deal bro! We're the baddest team today, as you said, and there's nobody too big, too strong, too fast or too smart to take us down, because we got it all.
PKA: Bet. And you know what? Things around here have been going our way since day one, but I feel as if something's missing!
Adam Payne: What's that?
PKA: You see, I suggest that from now on, any match that involves me, be no disqualification. That's what I'm gonna take to our boss.
Adam Payne: Oh really?
PKA: Fo' sho', Adam. Look at me damnit, people look at me and they see a scrawny little white boy who can fly around the ring. Sure, I got some kick ass moves, but when was the last time you saw me do something sick on WCCW TV? Hardly never at all!
Adam Payne: In NWO you do crazy shit all the time.
PKA: Yeah, well that's what I'm saying. I mean come on, I don't say Pain Kicks Ass for nothin'! I'm PKA damnit! I'm "Grade MF'in A" PKA! I'm Ultra F'n Violent for pete sakes! And from now on, Imm'a let people know that..starting this Thursday!
Adam Payne: No DQ, then?
PKA: NO DQ! That's Right! And if those four punks who are facing us are too scared, its expected. So what? They can kiss my ass! I'm demanding that this be a No DQ Match!
Adam Payne: Uh..
PKA: What? What's wrong?
Adam Payne: Can you do that?
PKA: I'm one half of the Tag Team Champions in this place, hell yeah I can! Besides, who are they to say no to me? I'm P..K..A! Don't forget that man.
Adam Payne: So what if you're 'P..K..A', what kind of power do you have?
PKA cuts him off.
PKA: Don't you worry! If the WCCW heads want Ratings, then they'll let this be no disqualification, because I promise that I will take each and every one of those Grade A Assholes to ultra violent heights that they've never been to! Some people think they know what hardcore is, some say they know what it is to be extreme.. but nobody here can compare to me, because unlike their hardcore or extreme concepts, they ain't never gone toe to toe with me in an Ultra Violent type of match!
Adam Payne: There's no question to that. But this isn't an ultra violent match here.. its regular.. and making it no DQ doesn't mean anything.
PKA: Well, I'm saying that at Breakdown, I'm going to give them all a small preview of what I can do, by going just a little extreme, doing something some people may think is ignorant. Then, when the time is right, one lucky person, possibly two in a Tag Match against us, will get the chance to face me and find out what its like to be taken to new heights!...and then get dropped right on their f*ckin' head!
They both laugh.
PKA: Come Breakdown, Aggravated Assault continues as the most sadistic, evil, and unpredictable Tag Team in WCCW!
Adam Payne: They can bring their good luck charms, because we'll bring da pain!!
With that said.. the scene fades to black.