Very Unexpected..

PKA has arrived in Canada after a flight there last night. He got himself a good nights sleep in a hotel in Toronto,Ontario, and when he awoke he found a tape of Ichabod's last promo he had done. PKA popped it into the VCR, and was shocked at the actions performed by the Brutality Champion. PKA lowers his head, and a tear rolls down his eye. He knows what has happened to Rose, and its all because of him..or is it?

PKA: "Ichabod, you sick mother******. How can you do something like that?! I don't have a heart right? I don't care right? Look at you! You KILLED ROSE! How in the hell can you live with yourself after committing MURDER?! Are you F***ing F***ed up in the F***ing Head?! GODDAMN! You say that I disapoint YOU! Well YOU are the Disapointing one, and I hope the police catch up to you, you will learn not to do that, you are going to get locked up because I have already called the cops and reported that to them. They have the tape, and they are looking over it, you had better run fast. They are out on the search for you. You are Public Enemy Number 1 For me, and I am going to sentence you to a lifetime of agony and pain and suffering and shit you can't even imagine..as well as stuff I can't even think of now because the pain won't stop it will keep going and going like the damn Energizer® Bunny! You sick bastard, what is wrong with you? Do you have no feelings? Do you have no consideration for others? You have no heart, its not black, its not even there. What you have done, is done, I will never fogive you for that. But I will not let what you did to Rose pull me down from my match with you. Don't think I'm scared of you now, because of what you did to a helpless woman. You are a damn puss, a down right discusting wuss, who is going to get himself DESTROYED on Ruffhouse. I want you to feel pain, just as you made Rose feel pain. At least she is out of your reach now, and she can't be harmed any more. Rose is in a better place, but you, you are still here, and that IS NOT GOOD FOR YOU. You want to talk about guts huh? I have no guts? I have no guts to face you on the rooftop? I have no guts to beat you up? I HAVE GUTS! I'll F***ing CHOKE you with my damn intestens, and gag you with my damn liver! I'll make you see SICK! I'll make you see BRUTALITY! I'll make you FEEL THE SICKNESS AND THE BRUTALNESS! BET YOUR DAMN ASS ON THAT!"

"I have been doing nothing but concentrating on you for the past week. I have always concentrated on why I am here but you have been getting almost as much of my concentration as everything else. I listen to you speak out every day about things that I have already told you about. Like me beating your ass, not taking any crap just because you are more of an egomaniac than I am, becoming a bigger star after I DO BEAT YOU and Getting my revenge for Rose. I thought that I would be going up against an intelligent man, a great man, a talented man, a decent man but now those thoughts are out of my head completely. I see now that you are not intelligent at all because you just can't get it through your head that I don't care about your title history or your experience I am all about going out and performing for the Fans and then winning my matches! You are just a sad human being that I wish I didn't have to face at Ruffhouse. You are a plain sick person, and a retarded one too..but wait, do not take that last statement as me saying that I fear you because that could not be farther from the truth. I CAN'T WAIT to KILL ICHABOD! He is just putting up a front for himself by acting all tough. I just can't believe he killed Rose! The truth be told he isn't putting up a front for himself, he's just a fool. I could care less if you like being called a fool or not."

PKA stands up off of the bed, and walks over to the window and looks out it. He looks at the camera and speaks again.

PKA: "You know as I stand here and think about the last thing you have said to me Ichy I cannot help but laugh. The fact that you still don't hear me at all is just so funny. I would have thought you would start to finally get it after the times you heard me speak. You have surprised me though, by being just so dumb to who I am. You've figured out perfectly who I'm not, I'm not a former World Champion or a member of the Revelation. You've figured out I don't have a stable and I get pretty ticked off when you mess with my girl. Maybe you do not have time to think about anything else right now but what stupid thing you will say next. Whatever the case start paying attention because after I say what I have to say now I won't be doing it again until we have our match on Ruffhouse. The reason I didn't come face you on that roof is because I wanted to give the fans a treat. I wanted them to all witness up close and personal me BRUTALLY beating your bitch ass all over Canada!"

PKA pauses, then speaks again..

"I will admit, this could be one tough match, but I am willing to go at it, give it my all, put on a Perfect match with all of my power, in order to pull over a win on you Ichabod. When people put me and you next to each other they are going to probably say there is no way in hell PKA can beat someone like you Ichabod. When people look at me then you they see a big difference. Well, I may not seem like a great Superstar like you see yourself as, I may not have ever held a World Title like you have, I may not have the best Win/Loss Record, but what I do have is, Determination. Determination to go out there, please the fans, give it my all and win or lose I leave with satisfaction that I put forth my best efforts. You see, I'm not going to go into that match and take you to the limit, I will take you to a new Brutality Level, a new WoW Level, THE BOTTOM LEVEL. That's right, you heard me, After I do go out there, beat you, take that Brutality Title away from you and walk away you will be left, motionless, titless, and hurt. You will be hurt self consiously, and phsysically. You will be at the bottom level like I am now, and PKA will be shooting on up, to the level you are currently at. Soon it will be me going for the World Titles, and you going for the International Titles. Soon, I will be one of the best, and you will just be someone else, one of the rest. Soon, I bring the Brutality Title back to the fans, soon, there will be a New Champion..oh yeah!"

PKA walks over and picks up a picture of Rose and him that Morbius once took, he smiles as he remembers the memories. He drops the picture on accident and bends down to pick it up. He sets it on the TV, and looks down at it. He turns his head and speaks into the camera.

PKA: "You said that I should stop trying to convince myself that you were involved in something I did when I wasn't even close to having a shot at you. You said that, in the past tense like I DO deserve to have a shot at you now. Am I close now? Is it finally getting to you that I am good enough to face you...good enough to, beat you? No, it will never be, until it happens on Ruffhouse. Now you say I run from my problems, but I'm not running from you because I deserve the shot right? So I'm taking it! Anyways, I'm not running away from my problems, you are the problem, and I am going to make sure and SOLVE this PROBLEM on Ruffhouse. I will get a "Grade A" RESULT out of it too! So I hope that this problem that you are catches up real fast, because this problem must..be..finished, done with, completed. I am no stranger to titles, I've held a belt onthree occasions. My skills show every time I put on a "Grade A" performance. That there shows how damn good my talent, stamina, skills and endurance are! Shoot my looks are far better than yours, girls LOVE me! Just like Rose DID...see, I'm 20-20 in the arms, 30-30 in the waist, and besides, I got the abs that are better than half the Roster of WoW! My style is like no other. I can be a high flyer, an Impact Player, or an Extreme Legend, all wrapped into one PERFECT Looking Body. Now, I may not be able to sell items like you can, have as much money as you do, as much ame, and success, but those are only great BONUSES. I do it for my many fans, and they help me become a big star and earn the money by coming to see me all the time at the shows. In Time, more like after Ruffhouse, I will b a bigger star! You aren't better in every way like you said, you are going to learn that there is one more person in this fed that is better in MORE ways than you, that being me. Then maybe you can grasp that I am more talented, more athletic, I am more aggressive and most Importantly, I am more BRUTAL, than you..I don't just make challenges for no reason. Very seldom I make them at all, but when I do, its for a reason and I know my opponent had better be prepared if he accepts. I challenged you because I am sick and tired of your bullsh*t and all the Sh*t you talk. I do not make threats at random either. If I say something's goin' down, its goin' down! If I say that you're goin' down on Ruffhouse, damnit YOU ARE GOIN' DOWN ON RUFFHOUSE! And I will be moving on up, better than you, andd with your title. So tell me now, Does that make sense?"

PKA picks up his bags, two in all, and opens his hotel room door. He takes the elevator downstairs, and checks out. He goes outside and puts his bags in his silver rental car, and stands by the driver's door. He speaks again..

PKA: "Ruffhouse will be here very soon, then it will be time to see what happens in our match. One thing is most certainly going to happen though, I will get my way. I know the outcome of Ruffhouse already, I know what will happen from the opening bell to the ending bell. I can say what I don't want to happen but most likely will, someone will interfere. Let's see, Wicked D pinned me before so he may have a reason to, Chandra sucks so she would want to interfere to get to me..you know, I'm hot. Draven, who gives a care. Deidre sucks too but she sucks Ichaboy so she is a bitch, which is why she will want to interfere. I say someone will, and try to help Ichyballs win. I don't care fine, I can win the match regardless, I am Perfection in the ring, remember? You are very frusterated Ichabod, it shows. But hey so am I. You have shown that already. Why would you waste your time to go down there and beat a defenseless woman if youwas weren't? Or maybe its cause you fear me? Realize this though, when you face me you will not be facing some defenseless woman. Oh no, you will be facing "Grade A" PKA. I will tell you though, my palms, are sweaty. My knees, are weak. I'm nervous, this could be total chaos for either of us. Either way win or lose, I will get my revenge for Rose. And you will learn never to mess with "Grade A" PKA...cause I'm so damn Amazing, so freakin' Athletic and ABSOLUTELY ASTONISHING..hell, I am all that."

PKA gets in the car, and drives out of the parking lot. He is on his way to the arena to prepare for his big match with Ichabod on Monday. The scene fades to black.



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