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GAY CARTOON CHARATERS

Here is a list of some famous cartoons characters that could be gay.

Waylon Smithers, once said, "I think women and seamen don't mix." But is he really gay? In an episode that reveals Smithers himself to be an avid Malibu Stacey doll collector, we get to see the screen saver on his computer–a naked picture of Mr. Burns that greets Smithers with "Hello, Smithers. You're quite good at turning me on!" And when Springfield's nuclear power plant is on the verge of suffering a catastrophic meltdown. Mr. Burns remarks, "I guess there's nothing left to do but kiss my sorry ass goodbye," Smithers promptly asks, "May I, sir?" You gotta love it. Here are other examples of what I'm talking about
Smithers: People like dogs, Mr. Burns. Burns: Nonsense. Dogs are idiots! Think about it, Smithers. If I came into your house and started sniffing at your crotch and slobbering all over your face, what would you say? Smithers: ... If you did it, sir?
When Burns fantasies about Marge, he asks Smithers about that dream where you're in bed and they fly in through the window. Smithers groans with pleasure, imagining Burns himself flying through his bedroom window. Smithers says, "You've been reading my wishbook, sir."
When Burns is overcome with emotion, he tells Smithers that he loves him. Smithers replies, "The feeling is more than mutual, sir.
Smithers imagines a naked Burns jumping out of a cake and singing "Happy Birthday, Mr. Smithers."
At the "Do What You Feel" Festival, Burns fails to hear Smithers confession of love for him. Afterwards, Smithers quietly says, "Oh, who am I kidding? The boathouse was the time!"
In this episode, Smithers basically shows a lot of resentment towards Burns courting Marge's mother. When Burns asks for help in composing a love letter, Smithers recites "`Darling one, read my words and hear my heart speak of a love soft and undying: a love that will be with you always. Sincerely,' yatta, yatta, yatta." Burns asks how he thought it up so fast. Smithers cries, "I sent it to you on your birthday! [sob] Excuse me, I have something in my eye!"
Smithers makes a comment that Sideshow Bob's ultra-conservative views conflicts with his "choice of lifestyle."
When a record thrown by Moe hits Smithers in the head, Smithers appears to get excited when he sees the record's title "It's raining Men."
During his confession, Smithers mentions he once tried to march in the St. Patrick's Day parade. It was pointed out by several people that some cities in the US have managed to ban homosexual groups from marching in the parade
When Burns and the police arrive at the Simpsons house, Burns discovers Smithers had recorded over his tape of "Ride of the Valkyries" with a recording of ABBA's "Waterloo"
Smithers goes on vacation to a resort where "taking pictures" is forbidden. the following list about Smithers' trip: •Smithers calls Burns from a bar where men are visibly dancing with other men. •Smithers heads a conga line composed of only men. •Smithers drives a speedboat, pulling a pyramid of men in Speedos.
Burns asks Smithers to take off his belt; Smithers replies, "with pleasure, sir."
Smithers is "caught on film" leaving a burlesque house. Burns demands an explanation; Smithers replies, "My parents insisted I give it a try."
In a restaurant Smithers discovers John, who is an homosexual, eating dinner with the Simpson family, and becomes upset. Smithers: So this is your "sick mother"? John: Don't do this to me, Waylon.
When it appears that the world is coming to an end, Smithers says "Oh, what the hell," and kisses Mr. Burns full on the lips. Afterwards, he makes some lame excuses about it being "a sign of deepest respect."
When Lisa's message-rocket breaks into Mr. Burns's office and lands in his suit, the old man tells Smithers he has "a rocket in my pocket." Waylon's knowing reply: "You don't have to tell me, sir."
During the "In the Navy" musical number, Smithers is seen dancing next to the Village People.
The Smurf Village was always all-male, until Smurfette came along, when it was still overwhemingly male. This means that they did not procreate by traditional means, and thus, 'heterosexuality' would not be the norm. If the Smurf Village existed for ages without any females, how would the Smurfs have been able to understand what the Smurfette was ? Certainly, nature would provide examples of male-female bonding that the Smurfs would have been able to observe, but in their own sphere, there were never any women, and never any heterosexuality. Thus, how could Smurfette have been able to seduce anyone? Are the creators trying to say that heterosexuality is the natural state, even if it never existed in society and there was never any frame of reference for understanding what heterosexual attraction was?

WARNING

This sit was designed for entertainment purposes only, and is not meant to offend anybody gay or straight, nothing here should be taken serious and if your offended by the subject you have no life or your Jerry Falwell so go kill yourself because nobody want to be put in the same category as Falwell.

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