Yo Mama's so ugly when she passes by a bathroom the toilet flushes
Yo Mama's so fat she eats wheat thicks
Yo Mama's so ugly her doctor is a vet.
Yo Mama's so ugly when she entered an ugly contest they said, "Sorry no professionals!".
Yo Mama's so old her memory is in black and white.
Yo Mama's so old archeologists found cave drawings of her.
Yo Mama's so fat she influences the tides.
Yo Mama's so stupid, she thought masturbation was a karate teacher.
Yo Mama's so fat when she rubs her things together I smell bacon.
Yo Mama's so fat she uses a satellite dish as a diaphragm.
Yo Mama's so fat she got run in her blue jeans.
Yo Mama's so stupid, when you were born she looked at the umbilical cord and said, "Look, it comes with cable".
If ugly were bricks, Yo Mama would be a housing project.
Yo Mama's so fat she's got more chins than Chinatown.
Yo Mama's ass is so foul it reminds me of a toilet. Fat, round, and full of shit.
Yo Mama's so fat, the back of her neck looks like a pack of franks
Yo Mama's so fat, her belt size is "equator".
Yo Mama's so fat she measures 36 24 36, and the other arm is just as big.
Yo Mama's so big she plays hopscotch like this: LA, Detroit, Chicago, NY...
Yo Mama's so fat she puts on her lipstick with a paint-roller.
Yo Mama's got so many teeth missing, it looks like her thongue is in jail!
Yo Mama's so fat when she went to the beach Greenpeace tried to drag her ass in the ocean.
Yo Mama's so ugly your dad first met her her at the pound.
Yo Mama's so ugly when she was born the doctor saw the afterbirth and yelled, "Twins!".
Yo Mama's so ugly when she sits in the sand cat tries to bury her.
Yo Mama's so ugly the government moved Halloween to her birthday
Yo Mama's so big her belly button's got an echo
Yo Mama's so big it takes 2 hours just to haul ass
Yo Mama's so old she farts dust
Yo Mama's so old she's got hieroglyphics on her drivers license
Yo Mama's so ugly she makes onions cry.
Yo Mama's so fat that at zoo the elephants throw peanuts at her
Yo Mama's so stupid she asked for a price check at the 99 cent store
Yo Mama's so fat she shows up on radar
Yo Mama's so hairy, Bigfoot takes pictures of her
Yo Mama's so smelly, when she jumps in the ocean all the fish jump out
Yo Mama's so poor, she goes to The Rib House to lick other peoples fingers
Yo Mama's so fat she wears VCR for a beeper
Yo Mama's so fat when she dances at a concert the whole band skips
Yo Mama's so fat she sat on a quarter and squished a booger out of George Washington's nose
Yo Mama's so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat, people yell "Taxi!"
Yo Mama's so stupid I saw her in the frozen food section with a fishing rod.
Yo Mama's so cross-eyed she watches TV in stereo
Yo Mama's hair so thin she curls her hair with rice
Yo Mama's maxipad is so thick she can bend over and deflect bullets
Yo Mama's so old she has a picture of Jesus in her yearbook
Yo Mama's so old when I asked her to act her age she dropped dead
Yo Mama's so old when she ran track in high school, they timed her with a sun dial
Yo Mama's so old her social security number is 1
Yo Mama's so fat every time she wears high heels, she strikes oil
Yo Mama's so fat when she wears fish net stocking, they'd better be 50 pound test
Yo Mama's so big a picture of her would fall off the wall
Yo Mama's is so big, she has her own zip code
