Paris...Horses, Hounds, History, Hospitality and HICKS!

Okay, I live in Paris, a hole in the ground but, thank God, it is really close to Lexington. Basically, there are horses...at least that is what this town tries to sell itself on. That and history and hospitality. Okay, I am not buying the last two, but, hey, I am a cynical young lady! What do I know? All I will say is that I can't wait to get out of here!(That will be a while cause I have no JOB!) Okay, in all fairness, Paris is quiet...it SHOULD BE!!! No one is here! JK! OR AM I???

Some Paris Linkies...

The town that I live(?) in...NOT FRANCE!
The school I went to...due to the LAW!

Things to do in PARIS...

• Go to Lexington
• If you can't get to Lexington, for some reason, watch tv.
• If your tv is busted, go to the library(If it is friggin' open) and get a book. This option lives on the fact that you can read.
• If your tv works, you should really rent a movie. Cable here really bites.
• Could always do the coolest...cruise McDonald's! Then,oooh! Go get drunk in the country! What fun, huh?! (Aw, c'mon! You know you are jealous!)
• (Hint ...there are tints of sarcasm in this list. There really is nothing to do in Paris!)