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"Gi...gi...BAAAAA"-Betsy
"Well, suck the shit right out of my ass!" -Jason, who else?
"I wonder if they have camping on parkus?" -A rather confused Betsy(she meant parking on
campus).
"Did somebody order a whore?"- Olive on 'Veronica's Closet'
"The Atlanta Braves are the Devil personified in a baseball team." Me, to Nicole in the 'High Rent District'.
"You can take the trash out of the trailer park, but you can't take the trailer park out of the
trash."-Betsy
"Erlking...kinda like puking but only a little comes up and then you swallow it back down
again."-Holli
"Ahhh! He winked at me! AGAIN!"-Corey
"I have to...wash my hair that night."-Lesley
"Must control FIST OF DEATH!"-Lesley
"What underwater orgasm..."-Quick Recall Moderator
"What did you do?"-Tommy Calahan
"I have two words for Duke. One begins with and 'S' and ends in 'uck' and the other starts
with 'I' and ends in 't'. Yes, that is right. Duke can SUCK IT."-Holli, after the *poor* Blue
Devils lost to UConn.
"Foosball's not for the Devil, it's for my Bobby!"-Helen Boucher
"Hey, Les. Steve Masiello was just checking us out!"-Betsy
"We have LODGE ACTIVITY!"-Lesley, Betsy or me!
"Ahhh! It is Billy Blanks' hypnotizing nipple of death!"-Yours truly
"We are f**ked under a parking light!"-Again me
"Winner takes it all...bo chicka bow wow..."-Holli(a porn, all I will say!)
"Ummm, let me get back to you. NO!"-Betsy and me. There are several variations on this
theme.
"Suck-a-luck-a-ding-dong" and "Suck it through a straw!"- ME!
"Number ONE!"-Betsy and I, as cheerleaders.
"Hi. We are grikes."-The neighbors.
"Whackadow is to be used only for KEVIN!"-Me, to Jason, who misuses the phrase, damn
him!
"I hate this God forsaken state."-Me, on the commonwealth of Kentucky in winter.
"Hi, I am Jockey McJockerson."- Betsy's fave alter ego.
"LESLEY! Sign the petition..." "NO!"-Lesley, irate as usual.
"...my tampon is leaking."- This would be Lesley's excuse for everything!
"It's all fun and games until Lesley ends up in the line for a pregnancy test!"-Betsy, on a visit she and Lesley took to UK Clinic.
"JOCKTACULAR!"-Another Betsy exclamation.
"Who's your daddy?" "SAM RICKMAN!"-Holli, a classic response to the question(maybe Bob Knight should look here for some advice!)
"Yeah, I better get going, it is a long drive back to UConn." Lee, an honorary Husky, trying to fool the Blazer front desk.
"It is NOT a mule, it is a donkey and they are more sure-footed." Rich, arguing with me about Juan Valdez's trusty bean-picking companion.
"Oh yeah, he's gettin' paid in nickels and dimes." Me, about an unfortunate trip to(and waiter we had at)O'Charley's.
"I am so flaming drunk...always!" Me, shamelessly, about my 'addiction' to alcohol.
"Your bra strap is showing, you harlett!"-Lesley "At least I am wearing one!"-Me
"They have hales of bay in their yard!" Me, trying to say bales of hay when watching 'Home Fries'.
"Swallow Creek-The CITY of Swallow Creek!"- Me, because everything in Louisville is a CITY!
"Every 28 days, I get a little pissed off and it just so happens that yesterday was day number 27!"-Chyna(a wrestler-lady)
"So you've got a penis, THAT DON'T IMPRESS ME MUCH!"- Lesley and I improvising(if you will) Shania Twain.
"What's your damage, Heather?"-From the movie 'Heathers' with Wynonna Ryder.(One of Matthew's faves)
"WE love Bob!"-Matthew and I, on our advisor, the one, the only, Bob.
"UH! What is that? Sprite? I hate that shit! It is disgusting...now I want water!"- Lee, on the night he swore off alcohol...at least for a while!
"Who is Kevin?" asks Betsy "Dipshit #1, STATUS QUO"- Lesley answers(On a night when Kristie was accosted!)
"You know how it is, livin' at the five-fo"- Me, on living at our new apartment.
"You know what this is? A MOCKERY OF JUSTICE!"- Yours truly on most of the injustices of life.
"Life will work out, it always does." - Me, in a fit of genius.
"Hey, can you pay my bills? Can you pay my telephone bills? Can you pay my AUTOMO-Bills?"-A song by Destiny's Child that cracks me up.
"It sucks when your gaydar is defectuous."-Betsy, on learning some of her Meijer co-workers are gay.
"I'm surprised you didn't know that!"- Tommy Boy(which we quote religiously.)
"Betsy, you are stupid because you have RABIES, duh!"- Me, to Betsy.
"BESTY! BEEEESSTYY!"-Lesley, searching for Betsy on campus.
"Hi, I have a ghetto window, can you come fix it?"-Betsy, in an imagined conversation with Cove Lake officials.
"We don't need an offense, they GAVE us one!"-Me, to dad, on how Mississippi State's damned football team gave us much yardage due to penalties.
"Hey Steve! Are they saving you for the season?"- A guy behind me at the basketball game to Steve Masiello, who did not play in exhibition.
"This is NOT a QUALITY hold!"-Jen Roe, while rock climbing at Vertical Adventures with AED.
"...and let me give you that 900 number..." Lanie, trying to give a borrower an 800 number.
"Yeah, I vacuum to LL's 'Doin' It'. I am all 'Doin' It and Doin' It and Doin' It well."-Me at a Mardi Gras party, while mimicing vacuuming.
"Hey look, they got Ricky Skaggs!" Becky, remembering a childhood moment and mocking people.
"Who's mommy's little turd?" Dawn to her son, Justin.
"I'm just a blutton for punishment..."Becky-who meant to say 'glutton'.