----------------------------------------------------------------- This Musical is a collection of song fics compiled in such a way that it makes sense... So without further adieu... Aoshi and Misao's first Musical... ________________________________________________________________________________ Aoshi and Misao's Musical: If it wasn't for you... ________________________________________________________________________________ Act 2: scene two... Moonlight Romance? ----------------------------------------------------------------- Aoshi and Misao began to prepare for their big date... (Aoshi runs back and forth through his room... He is searching for the perfect outfit...) Aoshi: Dame! This one makes my hips look wide... Yada! This one makes my shoulders look too broad... wait, That's a good thing! I'll be a manly man. Tonight is going to be the best night of my life! Boy... I can't BELIEVE she said yes... (a stream of dramatic tears rush down Aoshi's face... He runs out of his room and bumps into Jiya...) Jiya: (perplexed, and slightly afraid...) Aoshi, what's wrong? Aoshi: NOTHING! AH HA HA! (He grabs Jiya by the collar and begins to sing along with upbeat music.) ~Yes! *yes!* (Aoshi is so hyper he is able to perform his own back-up.) She said yes and what a surprise! Oh yes! *yes!* She said yes and then closed her eyes... Oh yes! *yes!* She said yes and opened her arms. *yes she opened her arms!* (He squeezes Jiya imitating Misao.) And said Ye-e-e-e-es! Yes! *yes!* (Aoshi drags Jiya into his room...) She said yes and held me so tight! Oh yes! *yes!* She said yes with all of her might... Oh yes! *yes!* She said yes and smiled up at me. *yes she smiled up at me!* (He smiles broadly in Jiya's terrified And said Ye-e-e-e-es! face.) Yes! You can hu-ug me! And yes, you can sque-eeze me! (He hugs himself while spinning around) And yes, you can have my care-e-e-e-e-e-ess! Yes! You can ho-old me! And yes, you can Ki-iss me! (He begins to flail his arms in the air, before sliding.) And yes, Oh yes! oh darling, Yes! Umm hmmm Yes. *yes* She said yes and oh what a feeling. (Aoshi begins to slow down...) Oh yes. (He sits on the floor next to Jiya...) She said yes and I went flying through the ceiling... Oh ye-ess She said yes and opened her arms. *yes she opened her arms.* (Gets up again... very quickly at that.) And said Ye-e-e-e-es Darling Darling Darling (Pictures Misao's face in the wall.) Darling if you only Knew how much I love you babe.... And darling If you only (Begins to run towards the face/wall) If you only If you only knew...~ (Aoshi smashes into the wall and collapses on the ground...) Jiya: Can I get you anything? Aoshi: Actually, I think I broke my arm... Jiya: Are you okay?... Aoshi: Nothing can stop me... Tonight is the night... oww. ***************** (Misao on the other hand is sitting in her room...) Misao: He couldn't be serious. (She picks up a hand mirror, looks at herself, then sets it down.) Misao: He probably asked me out to dump me... to tell me i'm not the one... (Country-like music comes on... Misao gets hysterical...) ~One hour and I'll be meeting you. I know you're gonna make me blue... My heart is trembling through and through. Cause I know very well I can tell, I can tell (clutches her hands fearfully.) This will be My last date with yo-ou-ou Just can't believe that this could end. I'll know i'll never love again... (braces against the wall...) You'll ask me to be just you're friend... It's as plain as can be, I can see, I can see This will be my last date with you... (She talks to herself as if she is talking to Aoshi...) I know we had a quarrel but all true hearts do... (Begins to sing again.) I gave my love to prove to you That i will always love you and be tru-ue-ue-ue I know you've met somebody new... (Pictures Aoshi walking away with two girls.) You'll tell me you and I are through. My plans and dreams cannot come true... (He smiles crookedly and winks at her while waving.) And when you say good bye I know, I will cry 'cause i'll know It's my last date with you...~ Omasu: That's not true... Okon: Yes, that's not true... Misao: WHY ARE YOU EAVES DROPPING!... Any ways, that is true... That's the only reason he wants to go out with me... after so long.... That's why I'm not going... I'm not going to humiliate myself. Okon: So what are you going to do about your relationship? Misao: I'd rather keep dreaming about one, than step into one where there is no hope, and no chance of me getting any love. Omasu: So you think that sitting around and dreaming will get you anywhere. (Okon picks up a brush and begins to sing, while Omasu drags a mirror to Misao...) ~Wishin' and Hopin' and thinkin' prayin' plannin' and dreaming each night of his charms that won't get you into his arms So if you're looking to find love you can share all you gotta do... is hold him and kiss him and love him and show him that you care... Show him that you care just for him and Do the thing he likes to do Wear your hair (Omasu begins to fuss with Misao's braid) just for him... 'cause... you won't get him thinkin' and prayin' wishin' and hopin'... just Wishin' and Hopin' and thinkin' prayin' plannin' and dreamin' His kisses will start that won't get you into his heart... So if you're thinking how great true love is... All you gotta do is is hold him and kiss him and squeeze him and love him. YEAH just do it, and after you do, you will be his... YOU GOTTA SHOW HIM THAT YOU CARE just for him and Do the things he likes to do Wear your hair just for him... 'cause... you won't get him thinkin' and prayin' wishin' and hopin'... just Wishin' and Hopin' and thinkin' prayin' plannin' and dreamin' His kisses will start that won't get you into his heart... So if you're thinking how great true love is... All you gotta do is is hold him and kiss him and squeeze him and love him. YEAH just do it, and after you do, you will be his... you will be his... you will be hi-i-is!~ Misao: Thanks but no thanks. O & O: What? Misao: Why should I change myself to please a man... I mean if he can't except me for me and who I am inside then... then... OKAY, oKAY, maybe we can try a little make-up and maybe do something about my braid... Should we try tighter Kimonos? O & O: Good... Aoshi is as good as yours... tonight... ************************ After about a half and hour of preparing, Okon and Omasu finally acknowledge their work as done... O & O: She's BEAUTIFUL!!! (Misao slowly steps out to the full length mirror... At first she Gasps... then... then... ) ( West Side Story-type Music comes on, and Misao puts her hand on the mirror and begins to sing...) ~I feel pretty, Oh so pretty, I feel pretty and witty and gay, And I pity Any girl who isn't me today. I feel charming, Oh so charming, It's alarming how charming I feel, And so pretty That I hardly can believe I'm real. See the pretty girl in that mirror there! Who can that attractive girl be? Such a pretty face, Such a pretty dress, Such a pretty smile, Such a pretty me! I feel stunning And entrancing, Feel like running and dancing for joy, For I'm loved By a pretty wonderful boy! (Okon and Omasu slowly back out of the room... They are afraid...) O&O: We created a Monster... (They whisper to themselves, causing Misao to stop singing...) Misao: WHAT WAS THAT????? O&O: Nothing! ah ah! we should be leaving now... Misao: You should... You're not pretty enough to be in here anyway! (Misao now continues to sing...) I feel pretty, Oh so pretty That the city should give me its key. A committee Should be organized to honor me. I feel dizzy, I feel sunny, I feel fizzy and funny and fine, And so pretty, Miss America can just resign! (Don't you mean Miss Japan?? says a voice...) Misao: Whatever, I'm prettier than the both of them... (Back-up birds begin chirping in from the window!) See the pretty girl in that mirror there! (What mirror where?) Who can that attractive girl be? (Which? What? Where? Whom?) Such a pretty face, Such a pretty dress, (Whommm? Whommm? ) Such a pretty smile, Such a pretty me! (Whommm?) (Misao now continues by herself) I feel stunning And entrancing, Feel like running and dancing for joy, For I'm loved By a pretty wonderful boy! Such a pretty girl in that mirror there! Who could that attractive girl be? Such pretty laugh, such a pretty Such a pretty me! I feel charming Oh so charming. I feel charming and and proud!~ (Misao finally stops singing and remains in front of the mirror...) Misao: Aoshi won't be able to resist me... Let him try and Dump me... Ha ha ha! Ha ha ha! HA HA HA! *********************** Aoshi: Ouch My arm! Jiya: you've been in this position for 45 minutes... Can you make it to your date... Aoshi: Nothing can stop me! owwww!!! Jiya: I think you better cancel... Aoshi: Nothing can stop me! Jiya: I'll go break it to Misao... Aoshi: Please do... (Aoshi begins to cry...) Aoshi: Why??? WHY????... shit... (He weeps more loudly...) Aoshi: Gomen ne... (breath)... Misao, gomen ne. ****************** (Jiya enters Misao's room...) Jiya: Misao, you look nice! Misao: Don't you mean beautiful? (she says while brushing her hair) Jiya: Whatever... any ways... Aoshi can't make it tonight... (Misao immediately stops...) Misao: I don't have any time for your jokes... Where's Aoshi, we should be leaving in a... Jiya: I'm not Joking. Aoshi can't make it... I'm sorry. To Be Continued --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Notes: 1. That song Aoshi sings in the beginning is a real song... It's pretty nice/funny ... The guy that sings sings it well. 2. First song (AOSHI) YES... some guy in the 60's The second song (MISAO) LAST DATE... Skeeter Davis ... she can sing! The third song (Okon & Omasu) Wishin' and Hopin' some lady in the 60's The fourth song (MISAO) from West Side Story... I FEEL PRETTY... Sung by th girl who played Maria...