And You thought "COUCH POTATOES" was over...

Tales from the Couch- The unwatched episodes (Couch Potato Side Stories)
-Viewing 1
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Beshimi collapses onto his couch.

Beshimi: I wonder what's on tonight?

He picks up the remote.


:: CLICK ::


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The Creek 

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Misao, Kaoru and Megumi walk out with coconuts

Misao: I can't believe we're stranded on an island.

Megumi shakes her head.
Megumi: I don't think it's an island exactly... I think it's a creek.

Misao: I don't care what the hell it is, it's got sand, palm trees and
     bamboo... as far as i'm concerned it's an island.

Kaoru: I still can't believe that Sano ~Futae no Kiwami'd~ a hole in our
     boat.
 
Megumi digs her nails into the green shell of the fruit.
Just then Sano walks out of a bamboo hut.

Sano: What's for dinner?

Misao tosses a coconut at his head.
Misao: If my throwing knives weren't at the bottom of the ocean I swear
    i'd have them up your ass.

Megumi: I think it's a lake.

Sano: Che. Is that all the thanks I get? Me and Kenshin spend all day making
     huts so you can have a place to sleep and you can't even get me 
     fruit.

Megumi rolls her eyes.

Kaoru: But you were the one who got us into this mess...

Sano: But Jou-chan, because of me you have a chance to share a hut with 
    Kenshin...

Kaoru chucks a coconut at Sano's head.

Kaoru: There's your gratitude.

Sano walks over to Megumi.

Sano: Where are you sleeping tonight?

Megumi: Nowhere near you.

Sano: Only in your dreams kitsune... You sleep with Misao... I've got the
    single hut.


~~Two days later~~

Kenshin: Where are you going?

Kaoru: uh... I've got to... have a talk with Misao and Megumi.

As she squirmed Kenshin smiled understandingly.


Kaoru walked about 50 paces to the bamboo and straw-thatched hut closest to 
the shore. She paused before the grass curtain.

Kaoru: May I come in?

Misao peers out of the curtain.

Misao: We thought you'd never come. What took you so long?

Kaoru: Kenshin.

Misao parts the curtain revealing three neatly hemmed tatami.

Kaoru sat.

Megumi spoke first.

Megumi: Kaoru, did you find any?

Kaoru shakes her head.

Misao: Megumi, did you find any?

Megumi shakes her head.

Kaoru: Misao do you have any?

The girls look at eachother.

Megumi bites her nails. Before whispering.

Megumi: Fuck... We don't have underwear.

~~Sano's hut~~

Kenshin walks into Sano's hut.

He's topless.

Kenshin: I wanted to wash some clothes today, do you have any?

Sano pointed to the corner.
Sano: There's my shirt.

Kenshin: Don't you want to wash those pants? Your underwear?

Sano places his hands behind his head.
Sano: I'm swinging free. If I take off these pants i'll poke everyone's eyes
    out.

Kenshin walks out.

~~Megumi's hut~~

Megumi: We'll just have to be crafty... These kimono's are too heavy anyway...

Kaoru grinned.

Kaoru: 1 obi has enough cloth to make at least three shirts...

Misao grinned

Misao: I think i've got a daggar in my obi...

Megumi: let's get to work

~~On the shore~~

Kenshin throws a crab on the pile of fish and eel.

Kenshin: Looks like we'll have a big meal tonight.

Sano: Ow!! 

Sano raises a foot out of the water.

Kenshin: What's wrong?

Sano: Some stupid crab bit me.

Blood gushes from his toe.

Sano: I'm okay though.

He sticks his foot back into the water and ventures deeper.

Kenshin: What are you doing?

Sano: I want to find some squid...

Sano's foot continues to bleed into the water...
Somewhere, a hungry predator lurks in the darkness.

::Click::

Beshimi yawns.

Beshimi: Let's see what happens to that oaf.

                TBC 
                                    
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NOTES:

1. Don't ask...