1. Break out the map and tell Nick to find Norway and Sweden.
2. Tell Brian that Tyke lost his favorite toy and watch him freak while he tries to find it.
3. Give Howie a pair of women's pants and a pair of men's pants and tell him to explain the differences to you.
4. Tell AJ that there's a new study out that says tattoo ink is toxic....no more fun for you....
5. Tell Kevin to talk.......and laugh your ass off.
6. Hide Nick's Nintendo.....and play "hot/cold" while he searches.
7. Hand Kevin a package of Blue Star Ointment and tell him to read up.
9. Ask Brian if he wrote "The Perfect Fan" for his mother.
10. Ignore AJ...and when he starts singing to get your attention.....go "DO YOU MIND!?!??! We're TRYING to have a conversation here.....GEEZ!!!"
11. Tell AJ people might wonder about him since he was wearing female hair accessories on Disney...
12. Tell Kevin to stick out his neck while he dances because it looks better on camera...and watch the awkwardness.
13. Pop the lenses out of all of AJ's pairs of sunglasses.....and hide 'em or something.
14. Sit down and explain to Nick that power outlets can only take so many plugs before you blow an entire floor of it's power supply.
15. Tell AJ McDonald's is going out of business...he has 15 minutes to get the last Quarter Pounder
16. Convince Nick that Nintendo isn't Y2K prepared
17. Tell AJ tight rolling your pants is the newest trend that's coming back and see if he'll do it.
18. Take Nick to see the Blair Witch Project.
19. Whisper to AJ "I know what you did and she wasn't 18." and see if he panics.
21. Tell Brian your from Kentucky...and your favorite color is NOT blue.
22. Convince Kevin that organizing his sock drawer is something he should admit to....cuz it's sexy. LMFAO!
23. Explain to Nick that the point of basketball is to get the ball IN the basket.
24. Ask Howie if his mom writes his initials on the tags of his undies.
25. Tell Brian that he is JC's favorite Backstreet Boy
26. Tell AJ that taking off your shirt on stage can get you arrested in 27 states
27. Ask Brian to tell you a joke. . .and then don't laugh
28. Ask Nick what language they speak in Spain
29. Hide AJ's cell phone so that he can't see it but he's close enough to hear it ring. . . and then dial the number repeatedly
30. Tell AJ that hair dye has been proven to damage your sex life. . .see if he EVER dies his hair again
31. Ask all of them why they like wearing matching shoes so much
32. Tell Kevin to tell you a story, then get up and go to the bathroom in the middle of it.
33. Talk to your hand while sitting next to Howie.
34. Ask Kevin when his surgery to have the stick removed is scheduled.
35. Walk up to Nick and go..."I'm sorry...and you are??"
36. Study Brian's face REALLY closely and when he asks you "What?" say...."Nothin" and walk away.
38. Tell them their dancers SUCK!!!
39. Ask Kevin if he dances like that on purpose.
40. Tell Nick everytime he swears he pisses parents off.
41. Ask Nick where BAM BAM is.
42. Ask Brian what time it is....every five minutes.
43. Everytime you see Brian...go "HELLO!"
44. Tell Howie his mom invited you in for dinner...and told you secrets....but your not telling.
