WHY, BIG SHOW, WHY?
--an article by the Owner of the federation, Ryan Hale

Why, Big Show, do you deliver the weakest headbutts in the business?
(recall Badd Blood?)
Why, Big Show, do you stick with a girlfriend who has turned on you more
than once, and who calls the Corporate Ministry to satisfy her needs.
Why, Big Show, do you revert back to the Gentle Giant tactics when you
step in the ring?
Why, Big Show, do you think you can beat me in a Straight to Hell match
when you can't even beat Kris in a Chokeslam Challenge?
Why, Big Show, did you tap out so quickly when I destroyed you to
reclaim my world title?
Why, Big Show, did you join the weakest faction ever, DX, consisting of
Holly, Kris, and Brian, when you could have stayed with the three most
dominant forces ever in the federation, Ryan, Josh, and Doug.
Why Big Show, did you allow the Real Big Show Blaze to suplex you so
hard to the mat in the main event of Wrestlemania?
WHY, BIG SHOW?
Because you are a worthless, no good, mindless zombie controlled by that
egotistical maniac Brian.  You are a gentle giant.  You are a pawn for
DX.  You have passed the prime of your career and are going downhill,
fast.  Neither you nor Brian are anything at all compared to the
Ministry.  Come Summerslam, I will send you Straight to Hell, and you
will Rest in Peace.
And that is why, Big Show--why you will be forced into retirement after
May 15.


FOR MORE INFORMATION, EMAIL ME AT RYAN.HALE@MURRAYSTATE.EDU

THANKS.

VINCE