Title: Something Amusing
Posted By: Lone_Wolf
Posted On: 7/19/99 10:42:10 PM


Well, this is a sneak preview from the next silly story that I am writing. Hopefully, a collaboration with another member of Dragonmount, who shall remain nameless, just cause i like adding mystery.

Anyway, this is a song that Lone Wolf, Ender and Callandor sing, while bored on their hunt for the Amyrlin.

Maybe it's a little egotistical, but hey, it's my story and it fits.


Lone Wolf: Wild Wild Wolf Lone Wolf, Chissa's Warder, rough Fighter
No you don't want nada
Givin' Aid, Heron Mark Blade, drinkin' lemonade
Warder and soldier, look it's like I told ya
Any novice that's in disorder
Be out of that dress when she meet this warder
Darkfriend, so go tend the law and abide
Serve the light, don't fight or get a hole in your side
Swallow your pride, don't let your gourd react,
You don't wanna see my hand where my sword be at,
With all of this, from the start of this,
Runnin the game, Lone Wolf (Isn't a wolf) so remember the name
Now who ya gonna call?

Callandor: Not the Tinkers!

Lone Wolf: Now who you gonna call?

Callandor: Not the Aiel or Ogiers!

Lone Wolf: If you have a riff with people wanna bust,
Break out before you get bumrushed by the (Warder Warder Wolf)
When you travel with the (Warder Warder Wolf)
When you're walkin' with the (Warder Warder Wolf)
When you're talkin' to the (Warder Warder Wolf) Ender, Ender

Ender: We gonna walk with the Warder Warder Wolf
We gonna walk with the Warder Warder Wolf

Lone Wolf: Now, now, now, now once upon a time in the Land
Mad man lost his burned mind in the Land
Dark One, givin up a dime, nothin' Grand
Now I must use The Band The Red Hand (can you feel me)
Then through the shadows, in the saddle, ready for battle
Bring all your Wolflings, here come the Younglings
Behind my back, all the riffin' ya did,
Front and center, now where your lip at kid?
Who dat is? A Black Ajah, bad for your health
Lookin' Flamin' good though, if I could say it myself
Told me The Dark One is a mad man, but I don't fear that
Got Forsaken too, ain't tryin to hear that
Tryin to bring down me, this champion
When ya Tinkers gon' see that it can't be done
Understand me son, I'm the slickest they is,
I'm the quickest as they is, did I say I'm the slickest they is
So if you barking up the wrong tree we comin', don't be startin nothin'
Me and my Sedai gonna test your run, Dark One
Can't stand the fight? then get back the Warder Warder Wolf(We gonna walk with)
When you travel with the (Warder Warder Wolf) (the Warder Warder Wolf)
When you're walkin' with the (Warder Warder Wolf)(We gonna walk with
When you're talkin' to the (Warder Warder Wolf) (the Warder Warder Wolf)

Ender: We gonna walk with the Warder Warder Wolf
We gonna walk with the Warder Warder Wolf

Lone Wolf: To any Darkfriend tryin' to draw, and bad he think,
Any drawin' on Wolf best with parchment and ink
Don't even think about it, your sword is like a board
10 paces and turn, and you're floored, Gored!
Up till sundown, rolling around,
See where the Darkfriends are to be found and make 'em lay down,
Defenders of the Aes Sedai
Crushin' on pretender Aes Sedai
Don't mess with me cuz I am the Warder Warder Wolf(We gonna walk with
When you travel with the (Warder Warder Wolf) (the Warder Warder Wolf)
When you're walkin' with the (Warder Warder Wolf)(We gonna walk with
When you're talkin' to the (Warder Warder Wolf) (the Warder Warder Wolf)

Ender: We gonna walk with the Warder Warder Wolf
We gonna walk with the Warder Warder Wolf