What color will my hair be next week???
How come when you need a lap to sit on, there's never one around?
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| It's only Coke mom, I swear!!Do ya feel lucky punk? Do ya?
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| Uhhhh, where is the gas pedal??What are you gonna do?? Arrest me for smoking??
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| I tried blonde hair for a week. NO, blondes DON'T have more fun!!!
Officer, I SWEAR I was only going 55! Can't you help me out just this one time??
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| Which way to the nude beach??
Is this where I passed out???
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| Pack of cigs $2.50...Can of beer $1.50...Floating on raft with my son PRICELESSHi, I'm Vera, and you WILL be paying your past due balance TODAY!!
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Will this be in the National Inquirer???
Is my timeout almost over?? 
|  | Put the camera down or you're going in!!!
WHOA HORSEY!!! (Who talked me into getting on this thing?) 
|  | The results of a cake fight on my daughter's birthday! Action pic of the fight on the yahoos page!
| This is what happens when you get bored and have the luxury of a webcam! You start taking goofy pics of yourself!
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