Congratulations to...

Benji Duvall!!!

Our December Hair of the Month Champion!!!

Former Champs

FatBack's Picture Show!!!

Qualities of a Good Back

Rolling Fat
A Nice Even Pelt of Hair
Acne/Acne Scars (bacne)
Grease/Soil

"Just how weird can you have it, Brother-- before your love will crack?" --Mike Lydon

Fat, hairy backs (as we all know) are not en vogue at this time; but fear not, fearless champion, the fat back, like the bell bottom, will soon return. Imagine, if you will, strolling down the beach with your head high and your back fat, as buxom young women look on in utter infatuation.

Your day is coming my friend!!!

The fat back will return!

We, the fatbacks, must lurk under the cover of concealing shirts and jackets, but the time is near when we shall rise up and be counted.

So let the low-brow, knuckle-walking, skinny-assed savages have their fun now, because when we make our move, the age of the fatback begins. We'll stomp around this planet like drunken titans, hell-bent for joy and the real truth.