WARNING!

Disturbing images below! VIEW AT YOUR OWN RISK! Wow... I'm really not joking.

Me and my darling Kellie Sizemore, about 6 months after we began dating.

Me trying to look normal in a tuxedo before my Junior prom (which was a waste of time)

Me in 8th Grade!

Me in 9th Grade!

Me in 10th Grade!

Me after THE premier Clay County concert, Cash4Kash (notice the black eye & busted lip, courtesy of the "mosh pit"... wow, those were the days.)

Me before a concert in late December, 2000! How embarassing...

It's my pal Laura Harris! Or, is it? I can't remember.

Me & Chris Smith, one of many former friends.

Me & Derek Harris, one I never see anymore

Me & my cousin Bethany Bowling

Me & my cousin Anthony "Ned" Thompson

Adam "littleA" Nicholson, yet another one

My cousin Bethany Bowling

Good Lord...

Yuck...