getting shot
at, mistaken for a stork, driving
all
night
in the snow - damn near got killed
by a
747.
Mrs. Claus is pissed off
cause I
got in so late.
Donner and Blitzen and Rudolph got the
shits over Albuquerque and you should
see my suit. The damn elves won't
clean
the sleigh unless I pay them double
time.
I'm so sick of cookies and milk, I
could
vomit. The only highball I had all
night
was when I slipped getting out of my
sleigh.
My prostate is giving me hell. I
peed
my pants at 20,000 feet and froze my ass
to the seat. I'm allergic to pine
needles. I itch all over and I think
my
hemorrhoids are back.
