BUMPER STICKERS
The proverbs of life
A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.
A Clean House Is A Sign Of A Misspent Life
A Husband Is Someone Who Takes Out The Trash And Gives The Impression He Just Cleaned The Whole House
A Messy Kitchen Is A Happy Kitchen... And This Kitchen Is Delirious
Blessed are they who can laugh at themselves for they shall never cease to be amused.
Countless Number Of People Have Eaten In This Kitchen and Gone On To Lead Normal Lives
Help Keep the Kitchen Clean - Eat Out
Housework Done Properly Can Kill You
If we are what we eat, then I'm easy, fast, and cheap.
My next house will have no kitchen --- just vending machines.
No Husband Has Ever Been Shot While Doing The Dishes
Thou shalt not weigh more than thy refrigerator.
