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BAD PICK UP LINES

  1. Just call me milk, I'll do your body good.
  2. Your body's name must be visa, because its everywhere I want to be.
  3. Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money?
  4. I may not be Fred Flinstone, but I bet I can make your Bed Rock.
  5. I may not be the best looking guy here, but I'm the only one talking to you.
  6. My love for you is like the energizer bunny, it keeps going and going.
  7. Yo Baby, you be my Dairy Queen, I'll be your Burger King, you treat me right and I'll do it your way right away.
  8. I'd like to screw your brains out, but it appears someone beat me to it.
  9. Do you wash your pants in Windex? Because I can see myself in them.
  10. Wanna Play House? You be the screen door and I'll slam you all night long.
  11. Guy: Would you like to dance?
    Girl: I don't care for this song and surely wouldn't dance with you.
    Guy: I'm sorry, you must have misunderstood me, I said you look fat in those pants.
  12. I'm new to town, could I have directions to your house.
  13. If your left leg was Thanksgiving and your right leg Christmas, can I visit you between the Holidays?
  14. I love every bone in your body, especially mine.
  15. You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away
  16. Guy: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
    Girl: Yes, that' why I don't go there anymore.