A man and a woman were walking through the zoo. When they passed the gorilla cage. the gorilla started going nuts. The man realizes that the gorilla is attracted to his lady friend. He tells her to smile and bat her eyes. She does and the gorilla goes crazy. Then he tells her to drop her shoulder strap and show some skin. She does and the ape goes ape. Then he tells her to lift her skirt and show a little thigh, she does and the gorilla starts screaming and banging on the bars. Quickly he grabs the woman by the hair, opens the gorilla cage and throws her in and says, "Now... Tell HIM you have a headache!"