THE WIT OF STEVEN WRIGHT (PART II)
The severity of the itch is proportional to the reach.
Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.
24 hours in a day... 24 beers in a case... coincidence? I don't think so.
To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism -- to steal from many is research.
When I'm not in my right mind, my left mind gets pretty crowded.
What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
The hardness of the butter is proportional to the softness of the bread.
The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard.
Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7th of your life.
Drugs may lead to nowhere, but at least it's the scenic route.
99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.
