Some things to think about

Here are some things to think about!

If someone with multiple personalities tries to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?

Instead of talking to your plants, if you yell at them would they still grow, only to be troubled and insecure?

When you open a bag of cotten balls, is the top one ment to be thrown away?

Where do Forest Rangers go to "get away from it all"?

Why isn't there mouse flavored cat food?

Why do they report power outages on T.V.?

What should you do when you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant?

Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them?

If a funeral procession is at night, do folks drive with their headlights off?

If a turtle looses its shell, is it naked or homeless?

Should vegetarians eat animal crackers?

If cops arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?

If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?

If a mute swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap?

If a man speaks in the forest and there is no woman there to hear him, is he still wrong?

Would a fly that looses it's wings be called a walk?

Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call their work "practice"?

When sign makers go on strike, is there anything written on their signs?

Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?