Shannon: "I'll take an L.I.T.--heavy on the L.I."

Lee Ann: "He has a thirst for knowledge that can only be quenched by theme cuisine."

Hunter: "You know what I love--Cracker Barrell lima beans."
Monica: "Oh--heaven in a bowl."
Lee Ann: "Ecstacy in bean form."

Sara Jane: "Just because you're going to a keg party, it's no excuse not to look your best."

Hunter: "Excuse me, I think it's time for you to go home--you're drunk with power."

Hunter: "Amanda said her grandmother told her that Bea Arthur died--I hope it's not true."
Shannon: "Me too--if Bea dies, I die."

Hunter: "Oh Shannon--we found out that Bea Arthur is alive and well."
Shannon: "Good--that means I won't have to kill myself."

Amanda: P2K--pledging two-thousand."

Shannon: "I was born petty."
Lee Ann: "Petty is my middle name."
Hunter: "I graduated from Pettytown University."

Lee Ann: "Won't you take me to...Pettytown?"

Lee Ann: "I believe it's a man we know by the name of 'Downhome Punch.'"

Hunter: "I wonder what kind of rush event the new sorority is having tonight."
Lee Ann: "Name That Dirtbag."

Sara Jane: I am beautiful. I drive a damn nice car. I come from a wealthy family. I live the life of a Barbie."

Hunter: (viewing pictures of some little kids on Shannon's bulletin board) "Who are these people?"
Shannon: "They're my cousins or something--I don't know their names."
Hunter: "Then why do you have their pictures up?"
Lee Ann: "Because she likes to pretend she has a heart."

"There's nothing sexy about a peice of chicken."
--Shannon, on the Burger King commercials

"I'd never kill a gay who made nice clothes."
--Shannon--on the murder of Gianni Versace

"Hey Cassie, got any twizzlers?"
--Travis

"I travel from place to place. I have no home. I'm a NO-AD."
--Lee Ann, on Wal-Mart suntan lotion

At the Taco Bell drive-thru
Hunter: "Does anybody want any condiments?" Shannon: "No thanks, I don't use them."

"WHATEVER!"
--Robin, in an imitation of recent Georgetown graduate Robbie Fletcher

"Easy, Tequizee" --Hunter, at Shannon's 21st birthday soiree

"There's something alive in my pants!"
--Cassie, on the ferocious ants of Key Largo

"I'd rather be Stan than Bea Arthur!"
--Shannon, on Halloween