okeee, SEXINESS ! we ALL know kevin richardson is sexy, he is THE sexiness right, so let's try and break it down and see what it's all about....YESSS, time to OBSESS! ahhh, kevin is sexy, SEXY I tell ya!!! we ALL have our favorite parts of kev, and we're gonna try and pay all those perfect SEXY parts some well earned attention...ahhhhh YESSSS! there's sooooo much to choose from, but lets start with ANNA's fave part - HIPS! (warning: we WILL sound insane! but arent we all?)

+hips+ +eyes+ +arms+ +mouth+ +teeth+ +tongue+ +jaw+ +scars+ +nose+ +hands+ +shoulders+ +armpits+ +hair+ +neck+ +legs+ +abs+ +ass+ +treasure trail+ +big friend+

+hips+ AHA! okeee ladiez...(um, or should I say PEOPLE?) let's try and direct our eyes to kevin's lower abdomen - from, let's say, belly button and down to...woooh, big friend there (that will have it's very own part later!! YESS!)...can we all do that? (you! in the black top! pay attention!)THAT's what I call my HIP area! and look how PERFECT sexy they are on kev! the hips! ahhh yesss!! wonderful, wonderful PERFECT body part!!! isn't this FUN?? +eyes+ AH!! this is craziness!! these perfect eyes should be illegal!! too green, too perfect...wannnt. and the way they stare....damn DAMN! +arms+ yes, the arms of Kevin Scott Richardson are....yes, sexy!! yess look at those muscles! GOD yah! ~Obsess, obsess~ PURRRFECT! ~OBSESS some mo'! +mouth+ okay so...the little lips are sexy. alright?? good that we understand. +teeth+ come on! don't come here and tell us you haven't seen kev's teeth, thinking: 'hm! if I'm not mistaken - that's the sexiest teeth i've ever seen!' cause they ARE! +tongue+ holy FRIKKKK! how did we miss THAT? and we've been obsessing for years! the sexiness of that tongue... seriously though! its like all smooth and pink and perfect and.. he LICKS so much, ever notice that? +jaw+ yesss that nicely shaped jaw. geez where do these sexy kentucky guys GET it huh? those are some niiiiice genes...look how it just..curves and...tanned and..MMmmmmm... +scars+ god yes, those scars? they're sexy. the one right under his right eye, and the little tiny one on the top left of his lip...yesss yessss you BE that sexy dammit kevin!! WANT!! as much as it must have HURT back then, you got some DAMN sexy scars NOW baby!! +nose+ awwww just how cute is that nose? (especially when he sings, eh? YES!) alright, i think we've run outta reasons to NAME of WHY its sexy just...LOOK at it frig!! (god even the nostrils!! what to DOOOO?!!) +hands+ God how could these hands NOT be sexy?!! (those rings sure help too, GOD YES!) soo..BIG and..muscular and...CHA-CHING! KIM HAS HELD EM DAMMIT! YESSSSS!!! SCORE! +shoulders+ ha haa..yes, yes you heard us! even his SHOULDERS are sexy!! just look..what exactly is wrong with this picture though anyways? hm, ah well..sexy. ahh, you can like...SEE Kev's bones and muscles and stuff....and it's just....SEXXXY!!!! Ohohoh.... BEWARE!! *NIPPLES*!!! sexayy.. +armpits+ so yah...we could give you ten good reasons why Kevin's armpits are so helluva sexy but we won't...Muhahaah - come ON! you're smart girls right? ahhhh....sexyyyyy! +hair+ YESSsss the sexy SPIKING hair!! at least we finally FOUND a man in the world who hasnt fallen into that disgusting slick-hair-down-with-gel-spike-at-front fad!! YESS! you be da man with da SEXIEST HAIR!! +neck+ Godddddd! look at that EVER so perfect neck! don't you just...WANT HIM? keep him in your closet, like? to bring out for your own entertainment...AHHHHH! +legs+ ohh kevin, YAHHHHH! AH! isn't he sexy, people? and those legs? *danger danger* MMMMM! and we have FRONT ROW tickets to see them now....YESSSS! just look how that fabric caresses every little muscle in his legs, aaaall the way from his upper...THIGH (ZOINK!), all the way dooown to his calves and ankles.....YESSSS KEVIN! YOU're the sexiness!!! how we worship thee...~sigh~ want MORE? click --> boom! +abs+ WOHOOO! sexiness-alert!! good pic of our Kev, eh? YESSS! you all got this one right too, kevin's abs are...SEXXXXY! hmm, some people will call Kevin SUNBURNT in this pic, but we know what it is - SEXINESS! oh yah - one more thing - VERY good sight of hips on this one too!! +ass+ *danger danger* this is not a butt. this is not a backside. this is not even a tush. it's an ASSSSSS! and a FRIKKIN sexy one too! and i can't talk more about it right now, cause I need a VERY cold shower! but dickos (and Kevin too may I add! Muahahaah!)OBSESS over asses so...here's a little extra! Click --> boom! +treasure trail+ yes, we knocked ourselves out! SEXY bellybutton and treasure trail!!!!..uh oh..sexiness..which leads to...overload..*warning warninnnnng!!*...YESSSSSSSS! YESSSS! WOHOOOOOO!!!!! +big friend+ SEXXXXY! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!*breathe*breathe* ..wooho.. HAAa.. Okeeee, NUFF said about that!

+we gotta theory+

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