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Win 95 FAQ

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Q: What is Bill's favourite game? 
A: Monopoly

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Q: How many Microsoft support staff does it take to change a light bulb? 
A: Four. One to ask "What is the registration number of the light bulb?", one to ask "Have you tried rebooting it?", another to ask "Have you tried reinstalling it?" and the last one to say "It must be your hardware because the light bulb in our office works fine..." 

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Q: How many Microsoft Programmers does it take to change a light bulb? 
A: None. They declare darkness the standard. 

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The Golden Rules of Microsoft: 
1. It doesn't have to the best, just the prettiest. 
2. If you have a huge following, treat them like lemmings and they will act like lemmings.

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