Science vs. religion and God

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ALTHOUGH THIS MAY LOOK FUNNY AT FIRST (AND IT IS), THIS IS A SERIOUS LOOK AT THE DEBATE BETWEEN SCIENCE AND RELIGION.

"We are one collective ass..... and you may worship it."

~E. Buddha and E. Satan

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"When it comes to bullshit...you have to stand in awe of the all-time champion of false promises and exaggerated claims: religion...Religion easily has the greatest bullshit story ever told. Religion has actually convinced people that there's an invisible man living in the sky who watches everything you do..."-George Carlin

`The Babel fish,' said The Hitch Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy quietly, `is small, yellow and leech-like, and probably the oddest thing in the Universe. It feeds on brainwave energy received not from his own carrier but from those around it. It absorbs all unconscious mental frequencies from this brainwave energy to nourish itself with. It then excretes into the mind of its carrier a telepathic matrix formed by combining the conscious thought frequencies with nerve signals picked up from the speech centers of the brain which has supplied them. The practical upshot of all this is that if you stick a Babel fish in your ear you can instantly understand anything said to you in any form of language. The speech patterns you actually hear decode the brainwave matrix which has been fed into your mind by your Babel fish. `Now it is such a bizarrely improbable coincidence than anything so mindbogglingly useful could have evolved purely by chance that some thinkers have chosen to see it as a final and clinching proof of thenon-existence of God. `The argument goes something like this: ``I refuse to prove that I exist,'' says God, ``for proof denies faith, and without faith I am nothing.'' ``But,'' says Man, ``The Babel fish is a dead giveaway isn't it? It could not have evolved by chance. It proves you exist, and so therefore, by your own arguments, you don't. QED.'' ``Oh dear,'' says God, ``I hadn't thought of that,'' and promptly vanishes in a puff of logic.

Douglass Adams

"No concept man forms is valid unless he integrates it without contradiction into the sum of his knowledge." -Ayn Rand

This web site is not the joke that it may at first look to be. We decided that it would be better to look at religion and contemplate the universe with a bit of humor than to preach and brainwash people under the guise of providing an open forum for ideas. Unlike the religious sites, we WANT to hear from you! Call us asses... call us fools but we believe that there is no God and would like to hear from you why we should believe in one... but we would ask you to take into account our arguments and consider them seriously. We will not try and brain wash you like the religious fanatics that put pages up on the internet......We are just here to tell you that there is no God. You are free from your faith!

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