The Dirty Mind Test®

It seems that not a day passes without you or one of your friends being accused of having a dirty mind. For this very reason I have developed a simple unisex test to determine whether or not you have a dirty mind!

70 year old couple wanted to have children, so
they went to their doctor and told him that they
wanted to have children. The doctor gave the
couple a tiny specimen jar and told them to fill
it up.
About a week later the couple went back to the
doctor the man told the doctor, 'I tried with my
right hand until it gave out, and I tried with
my left hand until it gave out.'
And the woman said, 'I tried with both of my
hands until they both gave out and we still
couldn't get the lid off of that damn jar.'

This lady went to the doctor's office. The doctor
told her to take off her shirt. When she did,
there was a big 'H' on her chest. The doctor
asked why there was an 'H' on her chest. She
replied with 'My boyfriend goes to Harvard.'
When the next lady that came in, the doctor told
her to take off her shirt. She had a big 'S' on
her chest. The doctor said, 'Let me guess, you
have a boyfriend that goes to Stanford?'
She replied with, 'Yes how did you know?'
'Just a lucky guess.' said the doctor.
The next lady that came into his office, he told
her to take off her shirt. This lady had a big
'W' on her chest. The doctor said, 'Let me
guess, you have a boyfriend that goes to
Wisconsin.'
She replied with, 'No, but I have a girlfriend
that goes to Maine'

*If you thought that they were talking about something else (namely male genitalia) then you definitely have a dirty mind.

*If you didn't think they were talking about something else go on to Passage 2.

Passage 2