The Saint List

CHANG (Where's Chang?, unforgettable words by Dr No)
FLOORBALL (With the absence of 'playkillers')
MAN WITH NO NAME (Watch out for him at the 48 hrs rave outside Copenhagen)
VOLKSWAGEN GOLF (Mans' truely best friend)
GRAN TURISMO (Best playstation game ever made)
NATURCHIPS (With tortilla dip)
POETA MODA (Lovely italian design)
COSIMO SARLI (Scores at least 2 goals in every reserve apps. Watch out defence!)
ORANGE HAZE (how gentle of God to create this wonderful plant)
REDERIET (The best tv-soape ever)

OFF

MALMÖ BY NIGHT (there must be more action at the south pole)
MFF (A true assault against the fans)
CLIVE MENDONCA (Looks like he has been brought to earth through an asshole)
GIRLS PLAYING HARD TO GET (Please don't reveal your intelligence that easy)
CONSTRUCTION SITES (They're everywhere and they're really anoying)
SUMMER IN SWEDEN (Please let us have more sun and lightlier dressed girls)
MONICA LEGWINSKY (Give mr President a blow job and shut the fuck up)
DR BOMBAY (Is it that easy to make a fortune?)
PORNOHATERS (Beware of Peter North!)
THE GAMBLING FACILITIES (Isn't it neat to be playing roulette next to a farmer?)