Chapter 12: Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me

“Stephanie! Get up!” Theresa screamed as she jumped up and down on the bed over her sleeping friend.

“Theresa, go away!” Stephanie demanded pulling the covers over her head.

“No, I have to tell you something.” Theresa said pulling the covers back and straddling her friend.

“Get off of me you fat cow.” Stephanie laughed.

“I resented that.” Theresa pouted crossing her arms then getting off Stephanie.

“Anyway, what do you want?” Stephanie asked sitting up to look at her friend.

“Oh yeah, me and Justin are acting like were dating…”

“To make A.J jealous.” Stephanie finished.

“Yeah, how did you know?” Theresa wondered cocking an eyebrow at her friend.

“Duh Theresa, it’s obvious.” Stephanie rolled her eyes.

“Well today we planned to break up.”

“Why?”

“Cause, or he could just leave.” Theresa ginned evilly.

“Oh you’re so bad.” Stephanie said sarcastically.

“Enough of me, what’s up with you and Kevin?” Theresa wondered sitting Indian style across from Stephanie.

“Oh he came over last night and asked me what we were.” Stephanie replied dreamy eyed.

“And…” Theresa trailed off.

“And I said that we were friends and he kissed…OH MY GOD! That boy can kiss!” Stephanie drooled staring off into space.

“Stephanie…Stephanie!!” Theresa yelled waving her hand in front of her friend’s face.

“Huh, what?” Stephanie asked coming out of her daze.

“So are you two like dating now?” Theresa questioned putting some strands of her blond hair back behind her ear.

“I guess.” Stephanie nodded.

-Meanwhile-

Nick awoke to the sun shinning through his window. Yawning Nick rolled over to be met by a sleeping face.

‘God, she’s so beautiful.’ Nick thought as he watched Lisa sleep. Her thick brown hair was strung out over her pillow and some in her face. Removing the strands from her face Nick leaned over and lightly brushed his lips against hers. Lisa stirred a bit then awoke.

“Morning.” Lisa mumbled rubbing her eyes.

“Morning, you know I could get use to waking up next to you. You know?” Nick smiled.

“Don’t count on it, Carter.” Lisa giggled as she climbed out of the bed.

“Where are you going?” Nick laughed grabbing Lisa around the waist causing her to fall backwards onto him.

“I was going to my room to take a quick shower, do you mind?” Lisa asked looking at him then climbing off of him.

“Fine.” Nick pouted sticking out his bottom lips.

“Well I don’t want to be a stinky.” Lisa giggled then bent over and kissed his lips lightly. “I might come back later, who knows.”

“You better.” Nick joked as he watched her slim figure walk out of his room.

-In A.J’s room-

“Morning sunshine.” A.J smiled down at Amanda running his fingers through her thick black hair.

“Hi.” Amanda grinned looking into A.J’s deep brown eyes, and then she propped herself up on her elbows. “Can I ask you a question?”

“Sure babe, what?” A.J said kissing Amanda’s bare shoulder.

“Why was you saying those things to Justin and Theresa yesterday?” Amanda asked.

“I don’t know Amanda, just thought I’d tease the couple a bit.” A.J lied as he draped his arm over her bare stomach and began to nibble on her neck.

“Come on we have to get up.” Amanda said pushing him away and climbing out of the bed and walking to the bathroom. After A.J watched Amanda’s naked figure enter the bathroom he fell back upon the bed and sighed heavily.

‘What’s up with you A.J?’ A.J questioned himself as he rubbed his temples with his index fingers.

-In Theresa’s room-

“Justin.” Theresa whispered into Justin’s ear as she sat on his chest.

“Hmm.” Justin grumbled.

“Get up.” Theresa whispered again as she kissed down his ear over his jaw line then his lips.

“Woah! Baby I’m up again.” Justin smiled as he placed his hand on her neck pulling her in for another kiss. As the kiss deepened Justin rolled over on top of Theresa and moved from her lips to her neck while his hands massaged her stomach. Theresa moaned lightly as she ran her fingers through her curly blond hair.

“Wait!” Theresa giggled. “What are we doing?”

“Oops! I guess we were making out, and we ain’t even a couple.” Justin chuckled as he gave her a quick peck on he lips then climbed out of bed and headed towards the bathroom.

“Oh hey Justin?” Theresa yelled.

“Yeah.” Justin replied poking his head out of the doorway of bathroom.

“I changed our plans. I’m just gonna have it where you live me for another girl, ok.”

“Sure thing, babe. I’ll leave before your concert tonight ok.”

“Alright.” Theresa smiled as she climbed out of bed and headed out of her room and towards the elevator.

“Hey Theresa!” She heard someone call out. Turning around she noticed A.J walk towards her.

“What?” Theresa frowned crossing her arms.

“I just want to say that I’m…sorry…um…about what I said yesterday.” A.J stuttered looking down at his hands.

“You should be.” Theresa growled.

“What’s your problem?” A.J asked.

“Everything. Justin’s leaving me for another girl.” Theresa cried.

“I’m sorry.” A.J whispered as he opened his arms to her.

“Its cool.” Theresa said as she headed into the elevator and shut the doors.

-At the same time-

“Hey Donna, I need to talk to you.” Johnny said as he walked onto the management tour bus.

“What Johnny?” Donna asked as she took a bite of her bagel.

“When are we gonna give them their solo project’s?” Johnny wondered as he sat across his wife in the booth.

“How about we tell them tomorrow when were in Ohio cause they have three days off and they can get with their partner and discuss what they are wanting to sing.” Donna explained.

“Sounds good. I finalized the list last night. And we’ll perform in either in Lexington or Orlando. Whatever they want.” Johnny said.

“Ok. Sounds good.” Donna nodded.

-In Kevin’s room-

“KEVIN!” A.J yelled as he ran into his room causing Kevin to sit straight up in his room.

“DAMN IT A.J! Don’t come running into my room yelling.” Kevin demanded running a hand through his thick black hair.

“Oh well…anyway, Justin’s leaving Theresa.” A.J smiled rubbing his hands together.

“So…”

“That means she’ll be single.” A.J stated.

“So…’

“But she still hates me.” A.J sighed.

“A.J!” Kevin screamed catching A.J’s attention.

“What?”

“Don’t forget A.J your still dating Amanda.” Kevin said bringing A.J back to reality. “AND…GET OUT!” He said pointing to the door.

“Ok…ok…sorry, I’ll just go talk to D.” A.J said putting his hands up in defense as he walked to the door.

-In Lisa’s room-

Climbing out of the shower Lisa grabbed her bathrobe and wrapped it around her as she walked out of the bathroom and into the main room where she heard a knock at the door.

“Coming!” She yelled as she ran to the door and swinging it open to see Theresa standing there. “Hey girl.”

“Hey.” Theresa smiled as she brushed past Lisa and walked into her room.

“I want to ask you something.” Lisa said as she shut the door and walked to her bed where her clothes were set out.

“I know, its about Justin right?” Theresa asked. Lisa just nodded and Theresa went on. “Ok, ok. Well Justin came to act like my boyfriend cause he owes me a favor. But he’s leaving today. We’re pretending to be breaking up.” Theresa snickered sitting on Lisa’s bed.

“And why are you doing this?” Lisa asked as she ran a thin comb through her wet hair.

“To make A.J jealous.”

“Is it working?” Lisa wondered.

“Yep. Oh and I was meaning to ask you, are you and Nick like dating now? Cause Stephanie and Kevin are I was just wondering about you and Nick.” Theresa said.

“Yep. I stayed the night in his room last night.” Lisa smiled.

“You…”

“No Theresa!” Lisa cut in tossing a pillow at her head.

-In Theresa’s room-

Tossing all of his things into his night bag Justin pulled out a piece of paper and wrote down a quick note for Theresa to explain why he had to leave so shortly. Placing the note on her bed he grabbed his bags and headed out in the hall and to the elevator where he ran into A.J.

“Hey A.J.” Justin waved as he pushed the down button for the elevator.

“Um…hey…where ya off to?” A.J asked.

“Oh I’ve gotta head back home.” Justin informed.

“Did you and Theresa break up?” A.J wondered.

“Yeah. We have our differences.” Justin replied when the elevator door opened. “Well I’ll see ya later.”

“Yeah, bye.” A.J waved as Justin walked into the elevator and closed the doors. ‘He he! Theresa’s single!’ A.J yelled in his mind as he made his way to his room.

-In Stephanie’s room-

“Hey Kevin.” Stephanie greeted as she swung the door open to be met by a pair of large green eyes.

“Hey beautiful.” Kevin winked enveloping her into a close hug.

“So what are we up to today?” Stephanie asked resting her head on his chest.

“Whatever you want baby.” Kevin smiled down at Stephanie as he kissed the top of her head. “But the guys are wanting to go out to like the movies or something.”

“All of them?” Stephanie questioned looking up at him.

“Yeah, Brian called me this morning after A.J left and asked if I wanted to go. Howie, Brian, A.J, and Nick are going.” Kevin exclaimed.

“I’ll go it sounds like fun.” Stephanie grinned as she drew hearts on his chest using her index finger.

“Cool.” Kevin said. “Well be ready by twelve.”

“Ok.” Stephanie said.

“See ya later babe.”

“Bye.” Stephanie waved as she shut the door behind him.

-At the theater-

“So what movie is everyone into?” Brian asked.

“I want to see the ‘Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me'.” Stephanie replied wrapped in Kevin’s arms.

“How about ‘American Pie’.” Theresa answered, as everyone turned around looking at her weird. “What?”

“Nothing.” A.J said shaking his head.

“How about we all just see the ‘Austin Powers’.” Howie suggested.

“Ok, then. Austin Powers it is.” Brian concluded in a funny voice as he told the young lady in the front and gave her the money for all nine of them. As they made their way into the building the guys ran to get some snacks as the girls headed to get their seats.

“Hey Theresa, what happened to Justin?” Amanda asked coming up behind her friend.

“Oh…um…he left, we broke up.” Theresa lied.

“So you don’t have a date tonight?” Amanda questioned as they made their way into the video room to find their seats before the movie got started.

“Well me and Brian…”

“Oh go Theresa! You and Brian.” Lisa butted in.

“Shut up Lisa. Anyway what I was saying is that me and Brian came as friends.” Theresa finished taking her seat in the second to last row.

“Sure y’all are.” Stephanie laughed, now in on the teasing.

“Were back!” A.J yelled as he jumped over the seats to fall in between Amanda and Theresa with an arm full of popcorn and candy, and both hands holding a coke.

“Like we care.” Theresa muttered crossing her legs.

“Damn A.J, its not the end of the world.” Stephanie laughed as Kevin climbed into the seat beside her.

“I know, that’s what I said, but you know A.J.” Kevin chuckled handing Stephanie her coke and bag of popcorn.

“Thank you sweetie.” Stephanie purred giving him a quick peck on the cheek.

“Anytime. Oh Theresa, when did you and my cuz hook up?” Kevin asked watching Brian sit next to Theresa and handing her a coke.

“Oh Kevin, Kevin, Kevin, me and little Bri, ain’t dating. Sorry to burst your dream bubble.” Theresa smirked then looked behind Kevin to see Nick and Lisa already making out. “Hey Lisa and Nick, slow down the movie hasn’t even started yet!” Theresa yelled causing them to break apart then blush.

“Shut up Theresa.” Nick frowned.

“Wanna make…”

“Come on Theresa, don’t beat Nick up in public ok.” Brian whispered pulling Theresa back down in her seat.

“Ok.” Theresa nodded then smiled at Brian as the lights went off and the movie began. Later while the movie was still going on Theresa felt someone’s hand move to her leg then move up farther. Looking down she noticed that the hand had many different types of rings on it and belonged to A.J. Pushing his hand away she looked up at A.J and just glared at him. ‘Who the hell does he think he is?’ Theresa thought as she felt his hand on her leg again. Leaning over she whispered in Brian’s ear, “I’ll be back, I’ve gotta do to the bathroom.”

“Ok.” Brian nodded as he watched A.J’s hand fall off her lap then Theresa get up and leave. ‘I wonder what’s going on between them?’ Brian thought then watched A.J get up and leave to.

-In the bathroom-

“What the fuck does he think he’s doing?” Theresa asked herself through the mirror as she ran her hands through her hair then noticed the door open and A.J walk in. “What are you doing in here?”

“I have to talk to you.” A.J said as he locked the door behind him then walked towards Theresa, backing her up against the wall and kissing her lips roughly. Theresa was wide eyed as A.J done that and all she could do was push him away.

“What the fuck are you doing?” Theresa spat wiping off her mouth with the back of her hand.

“Oh God Theresa I cant take this, I want to be with you.” A.J said walking towards Theresa again.

“WHAT! I don’t want to be with you. Get away from me.” Theresa demanded pushing him away.

“THERESA!” A.J screamed looking her deep into her green eyes. “Why are you fighting it? I know you like me and when I found out that you and Justin were a couple it felt like a knife was jabbed through my heart, I was jealous of Justin cause he was lucky to of had a girl like you.”

“A.J. Get over it, you have a girlfriend. Leave me alone.” Theresa stated. After that she turned from him and unlocked the door and headed back to her seat.

“Back so quickly?” Brian whispered.

“Sorry, just ran into somebody I didn’t want to talk to. Hey Bri?” Theresa asked.

“Hmm.” Brian mumbled keeping his eyes on the movie.

“Could you switch me places?” Theresa wondered.

“Um…sure.” Brian replied standing up along with Theresa and switched seats.

“Thanks.” Theresa grinned as she kissed his cheek and continued to watch the movie.

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