Question:
I am outraged at the mockery that your site depicts on the horrible case of "disintergrating socks" I myself have suffered an extreme and life threatening case of this disease for years. I could be perfectly fine then all of a sudden *POOF* my socks disintergrate. I mean, this is no laughing matter. Yes i know this is a humor site and all and you thrive on your little humor crap, but i myself don't find it funny at all. In fact i'm greatly offended by the fact that you are taking the disease "disintergrating socks" so lightly. Please do not post anymore comments about "disintergrating socks" because you are offending hard working, smart, people such as myself. I am not a teenybopper and i do not like backstreet boys. i prefer the classical sounds of Kenny G as i sit in my sofa and undwind with a nice hot steamy mug of Green Tea. I usually read the latest issue of REaders digest, with the t.v turned on the chanel for "Lifetime" i turn it down just right as not to disturb my aura.
i really don't appreciate you posting, and making a mockery out of the case of "disintergrating socks" i plan on suing you for every dime you have in your pocket. Infact i have created a petition to give out, to all who may agree. We are taking this to the supreme court. aNd just to have you know, my father , Lawrence Welk Bartholomeau IV is one of the chief Supreme court justices and trust me you will be behind bars the rest of your young life if you don't put an end to the posting of disintergrating socks on your message board.
I'm greatly offended, so with all due respect, take it down.
Or as you backstreet boys fans will say
Sincerely"yo homey snatch that shit down man!"
Clarence Welk Bartholomeau
have a prosperous life and may your children be very proud of you.
I must admit, I didn't get a couple chuckles from this one. I mean, The Supreme Court?? Haha, it'd be a miracle if you got past People's Court. And you can't sue me cuz I make fun of some nonexisting disease.
P.S. Only Justin fans would say ""yo homey snatch that shit down man!"
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I'm not showing anyone the meaning of being lonely!! You can do it your bed or the bathroom or wherever, dun get me involved!!
Question Text: Okay, there's this guy I really really like, but he's got a girlfriend, YET he still flirts with me. I'm totally in love with him (seriously), but I'm also involved with another guy. What the hell should I do?
DON'T get involved with guys who aren't available (I know from personal experience). Wait until he's single, see if he feels the same, dump your guy and go!!
Question Text: The girl that sent in her story on how she was at a backstreet boy concert and how she slept with Aj and Nick and Kevin, you said it was not true. Do you have any proof? I was just wondering because I don't know what to believe or if I should hate them now. It seems believable that it was true because she wrote back in the Guestbook and was complaining about how you put her story down. I was just wondering. Thanks for reading this.
There's been lots of talk over the "Load of Bull". I can't prove if it's real or fake. If it's fake, maybe they are pure, innocent guys, or maybe they do fans anyway. If it's real, well then I was wrong. Either way, don't hate the guys. Please. Their music is still the same. Have they changed?? No. Also, this DOESN'T mean if you go to the concert you will get raped or get lucky (however you look at it). Also the guestbook entry, the messageboard thing, and the question (it's all the same exact thing) don't have to be from whoever wrote it. The internet is anonymous people!!
Question Text: For the past year i have been diagnosed with the uncurable life-threatening disease disintergrating socks. This disease is very embaaaarrasing especially since you continue to ridicule it on your cheezy little site here. i want to know if you have any cures for it?
Yeah, kiss my ass, eat some cheese, and find someone who cares.
Question Text:
I love you
hi
wutsup?
hey
are u eating cereal?
rice is white
sometimes its yellow
sometimes its brown
I guess it can be any color you want it to be huh?
hi
bye
Rrrrriiiiiigggggghhhhtt.
Question Text: I LOVE THE MOFFATS! I'M CRAZY IN LOVE WIITH BOB! I THINK THEY LOOK BETTER THEN AJ, HOWIE, NICK AND KEVAN AND BRAIN ALL PUT 2GETHER! I WULD LIKE TO NOE IF THYRE DATING ANHYONE AND WHO? I BET U WISH THAT ONE OF THOSE HOTIES WRERE DATING YOU! HAHAHAHA, ITS OKAYE I DO TO. BYE SINCERALE'Y AMY P.S THE MOFFATS ARE GOGEOURS!
The Moffats?? Ew. Excuse me while I hurl.
Question Text: I LOVE BSB, I GOT SOME TICS I WUNNA SEE EM SO BAD, I GOT FRONT ROW TICKETS, I READ THAT STORY "A LOAD OF BULL" AND TOOK NOTES, HOPEFULLY THEY WILL INVITE ME BACKSTAGE AND RAPE ME LIKE THEY DID THAT LUCKY CHICK IN THE STORY, ONLY I WILL WILLINGLY LET THEM, JUST LIKE SHE DID. HAHAHA I CAN'T WAIT! YES! YES! YES! I WOULD GIVE MY LIFE TO BE IN HER SHOES! I DON' T KNOW WHY SHE'S SO DEPRESSED! I CAN'T WAIT UNTIL I GO! YES! YES! YES!, THAT STORY IS MY INSPIRATION, I PRINTED IT OUT AND PUT IT IN A FRAME IN MY BEDROOM. I KNOW ALL OF HER TRICKS, I'M ALL SET! I ANALYZED THE WHOLE STORY AND WHEN MY CONCERT DAY COMES, HAHAHAHHHAAHAH YES! YES! YES! BYE
Ok sure whatever. Tell me how it goes.
From,
Me
P.S. Please, no orgasms on my site
Question Text: I'M SO OBSESSED WITH BSB ITS KILLING ME! I SPEND EVERYLITTLE DIME I GET ON EM, I EVEN BEAT UP MY SISTER SO BAD SHE HAD TO GET STITCHES IN HER HEAD, JUST BECUZ SHE SAID NICK WUZ FAT! I GOT ARESSTED FOR BEATING HER UP TO, BUT I WOULD DO IT AGAIN TO PROVE MY LOVE FOR THEM. I LOVE THEM! I HITCHIKED A RIDE TO KENTUCKY AND SLEPT OUTSIDE BRIANS PARENTS HOME, JUST TO SEE BRIANS PARENTS, YES I DID SEE THEM, THEY WERE VERY NICE, THEY CALLED THE COPS THOUGH BUT ATLEAST THEY GAVE ME A WARNING. I LOVE BSB! I WILL DIE FOR THEM! I WOULD GET A RUSTY KNIFE OUT THE KITCHEN AND STAB MYSELF REPEATILY STRAIGHT DOWN THE EARLOBE JUST FOR A NIGHT OUT WITH THE BACKSTREET BOYS. I LOVE THEM! WUT DO U THINK OF THIS OBSESSION? DO U THINK I SHOULD GET HELP FOR IT? OR JUST LET IT BE! I LOVE BSB! I LOVE THEM! WITH ALL MY HEART AND SOUL!!!!!!! I WILL KILL MY OWN MOTHER FOR THEM! THEY ARE MY LIFE!!!!!
Uhhhhh...keep the Backstreet Pride Alive??
Question Text: excuse me wut are desintergrating socks????????????????? i noticed there wuz so much talk of it, but...wut actually is it?
If I knew I would tell ya. I heard it was a rare disease. Maybe that's it. I think you get it from being an N Sync fan. That's why people call them N Stink.