BSB Audio Tape!!

So the BSB were in NYC for the 99 VMAs. I found their hotel but it was booked up (damn teenyboppers). I did manage to sneak in and put a microphone and a transmitter in one of their rooms. Here's what I heard:

Voice1(unidentifiable): mmmm yes baby...

Voice1(unidentifiable): oh you go...go...go...Pam!! Yes yes Pam!!

Pam?!?! Omigod, Pamela Anderson Lee!! Oops, wrong room!!

So I moved it to another room...

(sound of door opening)

Howie: ahhh, what a beautiful hotel. Beautiful hotel, beautiful city. I love it. Love it all, love it all.

(silence for a few moments)

Howie: let's see, got my movies with me...Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs, Leprechaun, The Troll Convention, Good Will Humping...Good Will Humping?? Hmmm...must be AJ's. (yawn) It's late I should go to-

(knock on door)

Howie: come on in!!

(door opens)

AJ: alright, the party has arrived!!

(door slams)

Howie: party?? No parties, I need my beauty sleep.

AJ: beauty sleep?? For what?? All you need to do is cut those geri curls!!

Howie: no need to be mean...it's reall late and I-

(knock on door)

AJ: must be the girls!! C'mon in!!

Howie: girls?? no!!

(door opens)

Howie and AJ: Nick??

Nick: it was dark in my room an' I was a-scared...hey is it dark in here??

(rustling)

Howie: ow!! Get off me Nick!!

(rustling)

AJ: huh?? Wait-no!! Stay there, Nick!!

(rustling)

Nick: ouch!! AJ, get off me!! Ow!!

(rustling for a long time)

Muffled Voice1: ooo...aaa... hey, right there??

Muffled Voice2: yeah, that too...it's harder in the dark

(door opens)

Girl 1: hey...AJ!!

Girl 2: AJ...is that Nick?? Wow, Nick, you are fat!!

Girl 1: hey, I wanna join, move over Howie.

(rustling for a while, muffled voices in the background)

(door opens)

Brian: hey, what the-

Girl 2: Brian!! Come on in and join!!

AJ: I can't-huh?? Hey Brian. Yes, yes, YES!!

Nick: move over, AJ. You're hogging the whole thing.

Girl 1: (giggles) Nick's butt is in my face!!

(rustling)

(door opens)

Kevin: what...in...God's....name...

Nick: ooo...aaa...twirl it AJ, round and round...

Kevin: where's...the..light...switch?? Why...are...you...all..humped...up over there??

(rustling)

(click)

Brian: aaahh!! The light's so bright!!

Howie: It's so HOT in here!!

Kevin: why...are...you guy...playing Twister...with out me....again??

They all left then. Time to play Monopoly, I think. What a night huh??

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