FullO'Crunk: hey bimbo
NoGoodGirl: sup bitch??
FullO'Crunk: have you heard the new *N Sync song??
NoGoodGirl: which one?? The one that sounds too much like Britney Queers' song, or the rip-off of Don't Want You Back??
FullO'Crunk: Bye Bye Bye is not a rip-off of Dont Want You Back. Dont Want You Back is a rip-off of I Want You Back.
NoGoodGirl: similar titles doesn't mean a rip-off. If that were true, Britney Spears and *N Sync would be ripping off each other every second!!
FullO'Crunk: whatever.
NoGoodGirl: and Bye Bye Bye is a rip-off of Dont Want You Back. They took the song!!
FullO'Crunk: hey at least *N Sync looks good.
NoGoodGirl: suuuuurrreeeee. Remind me how goos Chris looks.
FullO'Crunk: he's a hottie!!
NoGoodGirl: I swear I don't see it.
FullO'Crunk: that's cuz you can't take your eyes off Kevin's caterpillar eyebrows!!
NoGoodGirl: would you rather him make them Cover Girl eyebrows?? And while he's at it, wear make-up like Lance??
FullO'Crunk: at least Lance doesn't have a frizz ball head like Howie
NoGoodGirl: at least Howie doesn't have an afro noodle head like Justin
FullO'Crunk: what??
NoGoodGirl: his hair is YELLOW!!
FullO'Crunk: no!!!
NoGoodGirl: JC needs dental work!!
FullO'Crunk: Nick needs Jenny Craig!!
NoGoodGirl: he's lost weight and looks quite yummy!!
FullO'Crunk: *N Sync has talent!!
NoGoodGirl: yeah. Mmm-hmm. That's why BSB have 4 Grammy noms.
FullO'Crunk: BSB can take their 4 Grammy noms and shove them up my ass.
NoGoodGirl: you want Grammy noms up your ass??
(we part ways)
(later that day)
FullO'Crunk: what's wrong?? Sad because you've realized that *N Sync is so much better??
NoGoodGirl: no, just depressed. Look at how much the media has embraced *N Sync. 5 copycat losers who like it up the tailpipe.
(our convo turns normal)
(I had to go through that right after "Crazy" was on the radio. Right after some girl torments me on "March 21 2000. It's coming")
(I HATE THEM)