Regis: I'm sowwy that's wrong. Now for our next fastest finger question. Get ready!!
(camera pans over the contestants AGAIN, Brian is making out with audience member Leighanne)
Regis: what are breast implants made of??
(Nick looks uncomfortable, while Mandy is EXCITED!!)
(the producer makes some weird hand signals)
Regis: well, I'm told we only have one chair. So share it.
(Nick slumps over and sits.)
Mandy: *giggle* oh that's too *giggle* bad (plops into Nick's lap)
Regis: you two can decide on the answer between the two of yourselves, or, as always, there are your lifelines.
(they nod, Mandi leaning back onto Nick)
Regis: first question - what is "the other white meat"?? A. cat meat B. beef C. pork D. squirrel meat
(both blondes look confused)
Regis: either of you know??
Nick: I can't this is hard!!
Mandy: we want to phone a friend right?? (hugs him)
Regis: who
Nick: (pushes Mandy away) Kevin, he'd know
Regis: alright, our friends at AT&T will get Kevin on the line. 30 seconds.
(cell phone ringing)
Kevin: (a contesant, pulls outhis cell phone) hello??
Nick: yo Kev, we need you help!! This question is ma hard!! (reads off the question, stumbling on the word "cat")
Kevin: well....let's see here...we...used...to eat squirrel.... back in KY...that wasn't too white.... Cat's are pinkish....but some people consider....that white....The BSB are...five white guys even though.....Howie sometimes turns....pink when he sings...so I'd say.....
Regis: time's up!!
Mandy: I think it's pork.
Nick: I was gonna say squirrel
Mandy: we'll go with you *giggle* cause you're so smart
Regis: final answer??
Mandy: of course!!
Regis: I'm sorry, that's wrong. The correct answer was pork.
(Nick and Mandy leave)
Adam: YOU SUCK!!
Regis: now, ANOTHER fastest finger question. That female Latin star has been in TV, movies, and now has an album. Who is she??
(everyone quickly punches in their answer)
Regis: ok, the answer was Jennifer Lopez. Justin and Puffy got it right. And the fastest was...Puffy!!
(a police officer nods approvingly and Puffy stands to go to the "purty chair")
(the producer makes somehand signals, mouthing "nO!! It was Justin!!")
(Puffy shoots him)