(my comments are in italics )
Methan gas: hi I'm Brian's girlfriend
NikeGrrlVJ:wow ur Leighanne?? ur Brian's gf??
Methan gas: i can't tell you my name but i am brian/s g/f Brian!! How could you!!!
NikeGrrlVJ: wow whats he like??
Methan gas: he is so sweet duh
NikeGrrlVJ: awww is he good??
Methan gas: yes he is
NikeGrrlVJ: in bed??
Methan gas: yes Brian!!! I'm coming!!
NikeGrrlVJ: I knew it
NikeGrrlVJ: are his nostrils really THAT big??
Methan gas: why did u ask that
Methan gas: no liar
NikeGrrlVJ: because people say they are bigger in person
Methan gas: no they r not. but why did u ask me about him in bed cause I wanted to know!!
NikeGrrlVJ: because I just wanted to know. do you get mad when fans make fun of you??
Methan gas: yes i do
NikeGrrlVJ: ok just wanted to know whether you hated me or not
Methan gas: ok
Methan gas: i am not leighanne why does she put that in??
NikeGrrlVJ: cause....what??
NikeGrrlVJ: who are you??
Methan gas: i am really aj's g/f schizophrenic
NikeGrrlVJ: Julie?? just testing
Methan gas: that is not my name i can't tell my name to everyone or then they will bother me and I thought thousands of people had the name "Britney"
NikeGrrlVJ: oh I understand
Methan gas: brian's g/f is here though hold on I thought you were Brian's gf??
NikeGrrlVJ: do me a favor??
Methan gas: ok
NikeGrrlVJ: tell her I hate her and that I had an affair with Brian when he came to NY?? I always wanted to tell her myself
Methan gas: i will
NikeGrrlVJ: thank you.
Methan gas: your welcome
NikeGrrlVJ: I THINK AJ IS SOOOOOOO CUTE
Methan gas: me 2 of course you do, asshole!!
NikeGrrlVJ: HE'S SO SEXY. DOES HE PERFORM FOR YOU??
Methan gas: yes
NikeGrrlVJ: how
Methan gas: very good
NikeGrrlVJ: are you talking about singing??
Methan gas: yes
NikeGrrlVJ: Im not (hehehe)
Methan gas: he does that good 2
NikeGrrlVJ: wow I knew it
Methan gas: how
NikeGrrlVJ: the way he acts like he's high and humps the floor like a psychopath during concerts
NikeGrrlVJ: also there are those rumors of orgies and him with whores after shows
Methan gas: ok
Methan gas: but i not a whore yes you are!! you slept with Justin, right??
NikeGrrlVJ: what do you think of those orgies??
NikeGrrlVJ: DO YOU THINK THEY'RE GOOD??
Methan gas: yep *pause to take breath from laughing* I think she didn't read it right
NikeGrrlVJ: DID YOU HEAR?? I HEARD HE HAS STD's FROM SOME WHORE
Methan gas: no he doesn't
NikeGrrlVJ: do you guys go to get tested together?? thats so cute
Methan gas: maybe
NikeGrrlVJ: oh
NikeGrrlVJ: is Nick actually fat??
Methan gas: no he is not
NikeGrrlVJ: he's on Slimfast?? I knew it!!! something I've always wondered
Methan gas: no he is not
NikeGrrlVJ: oh.
NikeGrrlVJ: why are you and Brian's gf hanging out together?? is there something going on there??of course there is. You dont actually think that the guys sleep with the prostitutes. They just watch.
Methan gas: no we are the only ones on the bus right now even kinkier
NikeGrrlVJ: on the bus!! ok, i get it.
NikeGrrlVJ: where are you right now (as in what city) if prostitutes know how to read
NikeGrrlVJ: huh?? someone's running to the official website to check the schedule
NikeGrrlVJ: what was that you said?? maybe she's running to Jive records to find out...
Methan gas: nothing yet
NikeGrrlVJ: you arent in a city??
Methan gas: yes we are
NikeGrrlVJ: which one
Methan gas: i was busy with Brian's gf
NikeGrrlVJ: oh well which city??
NikeGrrlVJ: *dozes off*
NikeGrrlVJ: *snore*
NikeGrrlVJ: *snore*
Methan gas: we are in milwaukee wi straight off the schedule
NikeGrrlVJ: ohhhh I see
NikeGrrlVJ: do you go to the concerts??
Methan gas: sometimes
NikeGrrlVJ: goin tonight??
Methan gas: or ill just go shopping
NikeGrrlVJ: oh
NikeGrrlVJ: do the girls piss you off??
Methan gas: no
NikeGrrlVJ: oh thats nice
NikeGrrlVJ: are you gonna marry AJ or can I have him?? *shudder*
Methan gas: i am going to marry him
NikeGrrlVJ: cause I wanna marry him, and I can in 7 years when Im 18 no people I am not 11
Methan gas: well i am 21 yeah...sure
NikeGrrlVJ: well Im....not
NikeGrrlVJ: and I can do splits and I bet he likes it kinky!!!
Methan gas: i can 2
Methan gas: i danced for 6 years
NikeGrrlVJ: I bet Im prettier!
NikeGrrlVJ: ! probably
Methan gas: yeah sure!!!!!!!!!!! see, she agrees
NikeGrrlVJ: I got all my adult teeth except for the one my cousin knocked out. and my hair is blonde and nice but it looks dirty blonde when I dont wash it sounds like I should go for Kevin
Methan gas: so
NikeGrrlVJ: so I bet you still want your two front teeth for Christmas!! and still wear a training bra!!
Methan gas: no i have all of my teeth
NikeGrrlVJ: hmph.
NikeGrrlVJ: I love AJ!!!
Methan gas: me 2
NikeGrrlVJ: so maybe he'll like me better
Methan gas: are you dating him???????
NikeGrrlVJ: no.....not YET thank god
Methan gas: well i am
NikeGrrlVJ: so he'll get tired of you!!
Methan gas: no yes!!
NikeGrrlVJ: shut up and wait till I meet them on Nov 26. then I'll steal him away with my charm and 26 minus 1 teeth
Methan gas: sure you will. Whatever
NikeGrrlVJ: I will!! and no one will remember you and your prostitute self
Methan gas: i an not like that ok denial is bad
NikeGrrlVJ: *sob* Im just jealous OK?? *sob* I want free crack from AJ too
Methan gas: he does not do drugs
NikeGrrlVJ: uhhhh ok sure.
Methan gas: ok little girl go away. AJ's mine. in your bra *has been watching Liar, Liar *
NikeGrrlVJ: you hurt my feelings!! I'm not talking to you anymore!! and I didn't!!