Chatting with the "Girlfirends"

(my comments are in italics )

Methan gas: hi I'm Brian's girlfriend

NikeGrrlVJ:wow ur Leighanne?? ur Brian's gf??

Methan gas: i can't tell you my name but i am brian/s g/f Brian!! How could you!!!

NikeGrrlVJ: wow whats he like??

Methan gas: he is so sweet duh

NikeGrrlVJ: awww is he good??

Methan gas: yes he is

NikeGrrlVJ: in bed??

Methan gas: yes Brian!!! I'm coming!!

NikeGrrlVJ: I knew it

NikeGrrlVJ: are his nostrils really THAT big??

Methan gas: why did u ask that

Methan gas: no liar

NikeGrrlVJ: because people say they are bigger in person

Methan gas: no they r not. but why did u ask me about him in bed cause I wanted to know!!

NikeGrrlVJ: because I just wanted to know. do you get mad when fans make fun of you??

Methan gas: yes i do

NikeGrrlVJ: ok just wanted to know whether you hated me or not

Methan gas: ok

Methan gas: i am not leighanne why does she put that in??

NikeGrrlVJ: cause....what??

NikeGrrlVJ: who are you??

Methan gas: i am really aj's g/f schizophrenic

NikeGrrlVJ: Julie?? just testing

Methan gas: that is not my name i can't tell my name to everyone or then they will bother me and I thought thousands of people had the name "Britney"

NikeGrrlVJ: oh I understand

Methan gas: brian's g/f is here though hold on I thought you were Brian's gf??

NikeGrrlVJ: do me a favor??

Methan gas: ok

NikeGrrlVJ: tell her I hate her and that I had an affair with Brian when he came to NY?? I always wanted to tell her myself

Methan gas: i will

NikeGrrlVJ: thank you.

Methan gas: your welcome

NikeGrrlVJ: I THINK AJ IS SOOOOOOO CUTE

Methan gas: me 2 of course you do, asshole!!

NikeGrrlVJ: HE'S SO SEXY. DOES HE PERFORM FOR YOU??

Methan gas: yes

NikeGrrlVJ: how

Methan gas: very good

NikeGrrlVJ: are you talking about singing??

Methan gas: yes

NikeGrrlVJ: Im not (hehehe)

Methan gas: he does that good 2

NikeGrrlVJ: wow I knew it

Methan gas: how

NikeGrrlVJ: the way he acts like he's high and humps the floor like a psychopath during concerts

NikeGrrlVJ: also there are those rumors of orgies and him with whores after shows

Methan gas: ok

Methan gas: but i not a whore yes you are!! you slept with Justin, right??

NikeGrrlVJ: what do you think of those orgies??

NikeGrrlVJ: DO YOU THINK THEY'RE GOOD??

Methan gas: yep *pause to take breath from laughing* I think she didn't read it right

NikeGrrlVJ: DID YOU HEAR?? I HEARD HE HAS STD's FROM SOME WHORE

Methan gas: no he doesn't

NikeGrrlVJ: do you guys go to get tested together?? thats so cute

Methan gas: maybe

NikeGrrlVJ: oh

NikeGrrlVJ: is Nick actually fat??

Methan gas: no he is not

NikeGrrlVJ: he's on Slimfast?? I knew it!!! something I've always wondered

Methan gas: no he is not

NikeGrrlVJ: oh.

NikeGrrlVJ: why are you and Brian's gf hanging out together?? is there something going on there??of course there is. You dont actually think that the guys sleep with the prostitutes. They just watch.

Methan gas: no we are the only ones on the bus right now even kinkier

NikeGrrlVJ: on the bus!! ok, i get it.

NikeGrrlVJ: where are you right now (as in what city) if prostitutes know how to read

NikeGrrlVJ: huh?? someone's running to the official website to check the schedule

NikeGrrlVJ: what was that you said?? maybe she's running to Jive records to find out...

Methan gas: nothing yet

NikeGrrlVJ: you arent in a city??

Methan gas: yes we are

NikeGrrlVJ: which one

Methan gas: i was busy with Brian's gf

NikeGrrlVJ: oh well which city??

NikeGrrlVJ: *dozes off*

NikeGrrlVJ: *snore*

NikeGrrlVJ: *snore*

Methan gas: we are in milwaukee wi straight off the schedule

NikeGrrlVJ: ohhhh I see

NikeGrrlVJ: do you go to the concerts??

Methan gas: sometimes

NikeGrrlVJ: goin tonight??

Methan gas: or ill just go shopping

NikeGrrlVJ: oh

NikeGrrlVJ: do the girls piss you off??

Methan gas: no

NikeGrrlVJ: oh thats nice

NikeGrrlVJ: are you gonna marry AJ or can I have him?? *shudder*

Methan gas: i am going to marry him

NikeGrrlVJ: cause I wanna marry him, and I can in 7 years when Im 18 no people I am not 11

Methan gas: well i am 21 yeah...sure

NikeGrrlVJ: well Im....not

NikeGrrlVJ: and I can do splits and I bet he likes it kinky!!!

Methan gas: i can 2

Methan gas: i danced for 6 years

NikeGrrlVJ: I bet Im prettier!

NikeGrrlVJ: ! probably

Methan gas: yeah sure!!!!!!!!!!! see, she agrees

NikeGrrlVJ: I got all my adult teeth except for the one my cousin knocked out. and my hair is blonde and nice but it looks dirty blonde when I dont wash it sounds like I should go for Kevin

Methan gas: so

NikeGrrlVJ: so I bet you still want your two front teeth for Christmas!! and still wear a training bra!!

Methan gas: no i have all of my teeth

NikeGrrlVJ: hmph.

NikeGrrlVJ: I love AJ!!!

Methan gas: me 2

NikeGrrlVJ: so maybe he'll like me better

Methan gas: are you dating him???????

NikeGrrlVJ: no.....not YET thank god

Methan gas: well i am

NikeGrrlVJ: so he'll get tired of you!!

Methan gas: no yes!!

NikeGrrlVJ: shut up and wait till I meet them on Nov 26. then I'll steal him away with my charm and 26 minus 1 teeth

Methan gas: sure you will. Whatever

NikeGrrlVJ: I will!! and no one will remember you and your prostitute self

Methan gas: i an not like that ok denial is bad

NikeGrrlVJ: *sob* Im just jealous OK?? *sob* I want free crack from AJ too

Methan gas: he does not do drugs

NikeGrrlVJ: uhhhh ok sure.

Methan gas: ok little girl go away. AJ's mine. in your bra *has been watching Liar, Liar *

NikeGrrlVJ: you hurt my feelings!! I'm not talking to you anymore!! and I didn't!!

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