I LOVE BSB. Im no anti BSB girl. Im just anti teenybopper. They are so annoying, I'd like to wipe them off the earth. But I decided to be nice and put out a little help for them, AKA this page. It will help them in case one of the BSB gets in trouble with the law. They will be forewarned and won't all die of teeny bopper heart attacks.
For those of you who are regular BSB Humor page visitors, here's my other explanation (disclaimer: this is NOT true. Please don't start any law suits this early in the webpage):
I met the BSB!! I was on this band trip to Allentown, Pennsylvania. They were there on business!! They even stayed in the same hotel as me, 3 doors away from my room!! I asked their bodyguard politely if I could meet and talk to them. He said yes - I was on my way!! I went into one of their rooms. There was Britney Spears pornography all over the floor!! All the guys were very different from the way they are portrayed. Nick had TONS of facial hair and weighed about 100 pounds!! Brian worshiped Satan and was murmuring lyrics to a Marilyn Manson song. AJ was quite chunky and never talked. Kevin was 5'4 and talked as fast as an auctioneer. Howie...well he was a troll. They were all singing N SYNC songs. I got so pissed when they blew me off and began singing "Giddy Up". I turned to leave, swearing to portray them in an awful website. "I want you back!!" Brian cried as I left. I'll be nicer to him, I promised myself shut the door, but for the rest.....