Sorry everyone out there who doesn't celebrate Xmas. I don't mean to be politically incorrect, I don't know enough about the other holidays!!
One day at Nick's house, a party with the BSB and Nicky's family was getting started...
Nick: so, Mom, how's the Christmas tree look??
Mrs. Carter: great, Nick!! But what's that on the top??
Nick: it's a doll of me. With wings. It's an angel, cuz I'm special.
(Leslie runs in)
Leslie: Mom!! Nick took the wings off my last maxi pad!! (points to Nick's angel) There they are!!
Nick: no that's my angel!!
(doorbell)
(Nick answers it)
Brian: hey fellas!!
Leslie: (runs to him) heyBrian sweetie. (pouts, the vicitm of bad flirting tactics)
Brian: why the glum face?? It's Christmas, celebrating the birth of our Lord Jesus Christ!! (grabs his cross) Amen.
(Leslie touches his arm, batting her eyelashes)
Leslie: Amen, brother.
(leighanne appears behind Brian)
Leighanne: (glares at Leslie) hey Brian baby
(leslie lets go of Brian and runs away)
(Leighanne fixes the paperclip that holds her dress together and pulls Brian toward the master bedroom)
(Nick is still standing there, admiring his angel, when AJ walks in the open door) AJ: Merry (pelvic thrust) Christmas!!
(Aaron appears out of nowhere, holding his guitar)
Aaron: AJ!! AJ!! Listen, I turned one of my songs into a Christmas tune!! (begins singing) Hey there cutie, shake your booty!! Merry Christmas!!
AJ: Holy shit!! (runs to hide, red and green hairflying)
Aaron: AJ!! Hey-AJ!! Wait up!! (runs after AJ) (Nick shuts the door in Howie's face)
Howie: Nick!! Hey, hey Nick!! Lemme in!!
(Nick opnes the door, revealing Howie in a Santa suit)
Howie: Yo Nick, why you dissin me like that for??
Nick: (jumping up and down) Santa knows my name!! (Angel runs in)
Angel: Santa??
Howie: Ho ho ho!! Howie Christmas!!
Angel: can I havea Mustang convertible an' some hair dye an' a skimpy bikini an' a padded bra an'...
Howie: sure whatever (walks away)
Nick: Wow!! later I'll sit on Santa's lap!! (knock on the door)
(Nick opens it) Kevin: hey there bud!! Merry Christmas!!
Nick: is Ricky Martin coming??
Kevin: what??
Nick: and Barbara Streisand
Kevin: shut up!! Stop blabbering!! And don't even mention-
Nick: *N Sync (Kevin backhands Nick and walks away)
Meanwhile, back in the master bedroom...
(Leighanne and Brian are making out)
Brian: mmmm....yummy...
Leighanne: oh...oh Brad...
Brian: Brad??
Leighanne: I mean Brian...yeah Brian.... (Suddenly the paperclip holding the top of her dress together slips off, revealing her naked chest)
Brian: (shuts his eyes) Ack@@ Can't look at those!! Nope, not those!!
Leighanne: it's ok, Bobby. People are allowed to see them after dating this long.
Brian: it's Brian. (opens his eyes) What are those scars on them??
Leighanne: when I got implants, silly goose!! I thought you knew that, Ben.
Brian: implants?? Hellz no!! (runs out, followed by flustered Leighanne) Back in the family room...
(Nick wanders over to adjust his angel's wings, but bumps into something at the foot of the tree)
Nick: AJ, why are you under there??
AJ: shhhhh!! Im hiding from Aaron!! (Nick shrugs and sits on the couch)
(BJ wanders in and plops down on Nick's lap) Kevin: (walks in) hey...everyone (puts his gifts under the tree)
AJ: (stands up) did you get me a gift certificate to Boys R Us?? (MR and Mrs Carter walk in, holding sobbing Leslie)
Mr Carter: where's Brian??
(Brian walks in, followed by topless Leighanne)
Brian: right here, fella
Mr Carter: what did you do to my daughter??
Brian: nuffin!!
Leslie: (looks up and sees that Leighanne and Brian arent together) Hey B-rok. Wanna be rocking my house tonight??
Aaron: (walks in, singing) you and me girl, wild and free girl. Happy holidays!! (AJ dives behind the couch)
(Howie walks in, followed by Angel) Angel: and I want my own pimp an' a hoochie skirt (looks at Leighanne) an' titties like hers!!
Nick: yo Santa, I want some hair dye too!!
Leslie: and other than a certain someone, I want some high heels
Howie: (screams) Alright, shut up!! I'm not Santa!! There's no such thing as Santa Claus!! (the entire Carter family bursts into tears)
Sorry if I ruined some illusions with that one...